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(Clears throat) ♫(Improvised humming) I am the Great Mighty Poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you. A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish! How about some scat you little twat?♫
~ First verse of the Great Mighty Poo's song.

The Great Mighty Poo is a major antagonist in the 2001 platform video game Conker's Bad Fur Day.

An incredibly disgusting, but oddly musical monster, he is quite literally a colossal living pile of fecal matter that inhabits an equally disgusting mountain of feces.

He was voiced by Chris Marlow in both the original and the remaster, although with a slightly different performance for both, the remastered version of the song having a deeper voice and an added echo for the cavern he inhabits.

Biography[]

Conker first hears about the Great Mighty Poo upon meeting a bug, who tells him that his friends were abducted by a mysterious monster, never to be seen again and most likely eaten. Flashbacks show the disgusting monster's hand seizing bugs and giving the others the finger.

When Conker enters the Great Mighty Poo's cavern, he hears a booming voice demanding corn and decides to comply. Conker must knock down the sentient grains of corn and launch them into the central pool of feces, while staying away from the chasms and the monster's hand which sporadically emerges from the many holes in the arena to squish him.

Conker ends up meeting the Great Mighty Poo when he emerges from the pool with the terrified last grain of corn in his hand, and places it into his upper jaw as one of his teeth. For reasons unknown, this vile creature takes an instant dislike to our unfortunate squirrel protagonist and goes into a musical rampage in which it sings, with some very colorful language, while hurling bits of itself at Conker in an attempt to kill him. Eventually the Great Mighty Poo is defeated and Conker can progress.

During the first stage of the battle, Conker must dodge the Great Mighty Poo's projectiles and look for toilet paper, which he must then throw into the monster's open mouth when he sings, before he vanishes and emerges somewhere else. After six successful shots, the Great Mighty Poo will sing so loudly that the glass protecting the flush switch will break. Conker will then have to reach and activate the switch and the Great Mighty Poo will be flushed away, never to be seen again, while reciting the Wicked Witch of the West's famous "What a world, what a world" dying speech, almost verbatim.

Needless to say, the Great Mighty Poo is seen by many as one of the most unique and bizarre boss battles in the game. However, in spite or precisely because of this, he might be one of the most popular bosses that Rareware devised.

Personality[]

In the same veins of such villains as Oogie Boogie and the Phantom of the Bwahpera, the Great Mighty Poo expresses his despicable personality through theatrical acting, song numbers and rhyming.

He is very boisterous and vile, having a level of expressive flamboyance to his energetic mien. His mannerisms resemble that of a snobbish British singer, typically enjoying singing and performing in opera. He is rather jovial and giddy, despite his heinous actions, but is also quick-tempered and hedonistic. He also enjoys rolling his Rs while singing, just to add to his mien.

He is a sadistic and egotistical monster with a love of torture and murderous consumption, who enjoys eating sentient corn for his own amusement. He notably takes great pleasure in showing how amazing he is and how full of himself he generally is, as a part of his name implies.

He even has a perverse, shameless and kinky side to his sadistic traits, as he has no shame about bringing up anything about throwing his balls of excrement at anybody or sharing things about his rectum like how devouring corn helps him defecate. To his wrath, he even then tells Conker that he's going to shove Conker's head up his own butt once he knocks out Conker with his bap, much to the disgust of Conker.

He's prone to being selfish, demanding and rude, plus he is no slouch when it comes to torturing anyone as he enjoys throwing balls of excrement at Conker while doing improv. He's big, intimidating, and very full of himself.

Great Mighty Poo's Lyrics[]

Do you rrreally think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek you're in! Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it thrrough my rrrear. How d'you think I keep this lovely grrrin?" (The Great Mighty Poo smiles, making a "ding" noise) (Spoken and not subtitled). Have some more caviar. (Sadistic laughter upon throwing a ball of crap at Conker)
~ Second verse of the Great Mighty Poo's song.

Now I'm rrrrreally getting rrrather mad! You're like a niggly tickly shitty little tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and rrram it up my butt!
Conker: Your butt?
My butt!
Conker: Your butt?
That's rrright my butt!
Conker: Eeugh!
My butt!
Conker: Eeeeuugh!
My buuuuuutt!!!!
~ Third verse of the Great Mighty Poo's song.

Ah! You cursed squirrel! Look what you've done! I'm flushing! I'm flushing! Oh, what a world, what a world. Who'd have thought a good little squirrel like you could have destroyed my beautiful clagginess. Oh, I'm going! Aahh...No! (Screams upon being flushed)
~ Last words of the Great Mighty Poo.

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Trivia[]

  • In the Xbox remake, the Poo's singing voice sounds very similar to his original N64 speaking voice.
  • The inspiration for the Great Mighty Poo came from software engineer Chris Marlow, who took a large stool during lunch hour. The production team was so amused by it that they made a level and boss based off of it.
  • There's a musical number in the compilation game Rare Replay where the Great Mighty Poo is shown singing alongside a huge cast of Rare's characters about their history.
  • In Live & Reloaded, some swear words in his song were censored with fart noises.
  • The Great Mighty Poo is the only male character in Conker's Bad Fur Day who Chris Seavor, the game's director and the voice of Conker and most other characters, did not provide the voice of.

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