Guy Fieri was a minor antagonist in Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. He was The Condesce's right-hand man as well as the third and final Anti-Christ.


Rise and Fall

When The Condesce arrived at earth Guy Fieri became her right-hand man. He helped the her rewrite the constitution into an incomprehensible mix of fascism, theocratic mandates, recipes, and bad rap lyrics, and eventually managed to become the High Chaplain of Interstellar War. He started the Hilarocaust, a genocidal program designed to kill all those deemed insufficiently mirthful. He personally oversaw the deaths of five billion people. Guy Fieri was eventually killed by Roxy Lalonde's mom. Roxy's mom stabbed Guy Fieri in the eyes with a pair of needles, then rode his body down a waterfall of blood like the fat barrel he was.


  • Guy Fieri is considered to be one of the most evil villains in Homestuck history.
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