Villains Wiki

Hi. This is Thesecret1070. I am an admin of this site. Edit as much as you wish, but one little thing... If you are going to edit a lot, then make yourself a user and login. Other than that, enjoy Villains Wiki!!!

READ MORE

Villains Wiki
Advertisement
           KeyLockerTwo
This villain was proposed but was rejected by the community for not being heinous enough or lacks what is necessary to be a Pure Evil villain. Therefore, this villain shall be added to our "Never Again List", where proposed villains rejected by the community shall be placed to prevent future proposals of the same evil-doer. They can be proposed again (with the permission of an administrator) if new elements appear in their series that can change their status as non-PE villains.

Any act of adding this villain to the Pure Evil category without a proposal or creating a proposal for this villain without the permission of an administrator will result in a ban.
Additional Notice: This template is meant for admin maintenance only. Users who misuse the template will be blocked for a week minimum.

Warning
Scarfaceinthefall
This article's content is marked as Mature
The page contains mature content that may include coarse language, sexual references, and/or graphic violent images which may be disturbing to some. Mature pages are recommended for those who are 18 years of age and older.

If you are 18 years or older or are comfortable with graphic material, you are free to view this page. Otherwise, you should close this page and view another page.

He was an especially degenerate piece of filth. He used his connections and guile to wriggle into the spotlight, and then on to other positions of power. He somehow landed on the U.S. Supreme Court. Over the years, other justices started mysteriously disappearing without being replaced. After helping rewrite the constitution to form an incomprehensible patchwork of fascism, theocratic mandates, recipes, and bad rap lyrics, he weaseled his way up the ranks to become the High Chaplain of Interstellar War. I'm just gonna cut to the chase, cause really this ain't a big history lesson here. He eventually came to be regarded as the third and final Antichrist. No other human in history was responsible for more death and suffering.
~ Dirk talking about Guy Fieri.

Guy Ramsay Fieri (or, simply, Guy Fieri) is a minor antagonist of the webcomic Homestuck. He's a much more heinous version of the real-life chef by the same name that assisted the Condesce in her dominion over Earth.

Biography[]

Post-scratch kids' timeline[]

When the Condesce arrived at earth Guy Fieri became her right-hand man. He helped the her rewrite the constitution into an incomprehensible mix of fascism, theocratic mandates, recipes, and bad rap lyrics, and eventually managed to become the High Chaplain of Interstellar War. After the Insane Clown Posse became the Dual-Presidents, he defecated on the Bible before starting the Hilarocaust, a genocidal program designed to kill all those deemed insufficiently mirthful. He personally oversaw the deaths of five billion people. Guy Fieri was eventually killed by Roxy Lalonde's mom. Roxy's mom stabbed Guy Fieri in the eyes with a pair of needles, then rode his body down a waterfall of blood.

Skaianet Systems Incorporated[]

As revealed in the ambiguously canon Skaianet Systems Incorporated, Guy Fieri is actually a clone created by the Condesce.

External Links[]

Navigation[]

           Homestuck Logo Homestuck Villains Homestuck Logo

The Felt
Lord English | Doc Scratch | Snowman | Caliborn

Derse
Black King | Black Queen | Jack Noir (B1) | Jack Noir (B2) | Jack Noir (Dead Session) | Draconian Dignitary | Courtyard Droll | Hegemonic Brute | Underlings
Midnight Crew
Spades Slick

Alternia
The Condesce | The Handmaid | Grand Highblood | Imperial Drones | Vriska Serket | Gamzee Makara | Eridan Ampora | Kurloz Makara | Aranea Serket | Trizza Tethis | Soleil Twins | Nihkee Moolah | Chahut Maenad | Amisia Erdehn | Tirona Kasund | Lynera Skalbi | Elwurd | Ardata Carmia | Marvus Xoloto | Wanshi Adyata | Zebruh Codakk | Azdaja Knelax | Konyyl Okimaw | Lanque Bombyx | Remele Namaaq

Other Villains
Bro Strider | Insane Clown Posse | Guy Fieri | Calliope and Caliborn's father | Ultimate Dirk | Jane Crocker (Meat Timeline) | Jane Crocker (Candy Timeline)

Advertisement