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| “ | He was an especially degenerate piece of filth. He used his connections and guile to wriggle into the spotlight, and then on to other positions of power. He somehow landed on the U.S. Supreme Court. Over the years, other justices started mysteriously disappearing without being replaced. After helping rewrite the constitution to form an incomprehensible patchwork of fascism, theocratic mandates, recipes, and bad rap lyrics, he weaseled his way up the ranks to become the High Chaplain of Interstellar War. I'm just gonna cut to the chase, cause really this ain't a big history lesson here. He eventually came to be regarded as the third and final Antichrist. No other human in history was responsible for more death and suffering. | „ |
| ~ Dirk talking about Guy Fieri. |
Guy Ramsay Fieri (or, simply, Guy Fieri) is a minor antagonist of the webcomic Homestuck.
He's a much more heinous version of the real-life chef by the same name that assisted the Condesce in her dominion over Earth.
Biography[]
Post-scratch kids' timeline[]
When the Condesce arrived at earth Guy Fieri became her right-hand man. He helped the her rewrite the constitution into an incomprehensible mix of fascism, theocratic mandates, recipes, and bad rap lyrics, and eventually managed to become the High Chaplain of Interstellar War. After the Insane Clown Posse became the Dual-Presidents, he defecated on the Bible before starting the Hilarocaust, a genocidal program designed to kill all those deemed insufficiently mirthful. He personally oversaw the deaths of five billion people. Guy Fieri was eventually killed by Roxy Lalonde's mom. Roxy's mom stabbed Guy Fieri in the eyes with a pair of needles, then rode his body down a waterfall of blood.
Skaianet Systems Incorporated[]
As revealed in the ambiguously canon Skaianet Systems Incorporated, Guy Fieri is actually a clone created by the Condesce.
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