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The Gym Instructor is the main antagonist of the Cyanide and Happiness skit: "CPR".
He is portrayed by Joel Watson.
Biography[]
The skit begins with the teacher giving instructions on how to give CPR. One of the children made one of the dummies come to life and he began to scream in confusion and shock. Everyone surrounded him while he asked where his arms and legs were. The gym instructor carried him into a closet, and the shocked children began to crowd around the window of the door. It showed that the instructor was chocking the dummy with a pillow, until it finally stopped making noise. A post-credits scene showed him throwing it into a dumpster filled with other dummies.
Appearance[]
He appears to have a balding head with brown hair, a brown mustache, Caucasian skin, a red shirt, and he has a yellow whistle on a string around his neck.
Personality[]
Before his true intentions were revealed, he seemed to behave like a normal gym instructor. When the dummy came back to life, he was revealed to be a psychopath murderer who feels no remorse for his actions.
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- His real name is never revealed, but he was credited as "Instructor".
- It is unknown if the other dummies were also dead bodies, but it is heavily implied.
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