Hacker

Evil-doer
Full Name	Unknown
Alias	The Hacker (by Billy) BadDad69
Origin	Cyanide and Happiness
Occupation	Hacker
Powers / Skills	Consealment Hacking skills Stealing data
Goals	Steal data from Billy's father (succeeded).
Crimes	Theft Attempted murder Data hacking Kidnapping
Type of Villain	Digital Thief

“	Forgot to use Nord VPN, huh? What a shame.	„
	~ The Hacker

“	Next time. NEXT TIME!	„
	~ The Hacker

The Hacker is a reoccurring antagonist in the Cyanide and Happiness series. serving as the main villain of the VPN promotions series, appearing as the dangerous Cyber-criminal who targets Billy and his Father with an ambition of stealing their data, however at the end of the series the Hacker is revealed to be an avatar controlled by Billy's Mother.

Biography

Trapped In The Internet Part 3

In the skit, a child named Billy's father had been tied over a data-stealing portal because he had not downloaded Nord VPN. After his son found him, the Hacker appeared and told him that it was a shame that he hadn't downloaded the VPN. Both Billy and his dad looked shocked, Billy announcing that the man was obviously the villain because of his German accent. The dad was mad that Billy was stereotyping, but the man said that he was only pretending to be German using his VPN so that he could watch German Netflix. He then asked if a villain would "do this", this being pulling a lever that made the father's body turn into pixels that were sucked into the portal.

Trapped In The Internet Part 4

In their second appearance, the skit picks up from where the last one left off. Billy's father is asking him to save his data from being stolen. The Hacker reassures them that it's too late and that without Nord VPN, their data was too easy to steal. Billy told his father there was nothing he could do. Billy's father reminded him that the VPN allows him to mask his identity, coming to this realization he activated his powers. His body lit up and teleported behind the Hacker. The Hacker had just a little time to realize that he had appeared behind him before the Hacker was kicked into the data-stealing portal. An after credits scene showed Billy wondering who the hacker was. The scene switches to a woman logging out of the hacker account and shouting that she will get them next time.

Appearance

Digital Form - In her digital form, she has caucasian skin, a scar on one of his eyes which is also covered by a black eyepatch, a monocle over his eyepatch, a black villain mustache, a goatee, a blue and white cap that has villain written on it in cursive, and a black button-up shirt that says "69" on the side of it.

True Form - In her true form, she has a light-purple shirt, caucasian skin, pink lipstick, black hair, and a heavy-set body.

Personality

The Hacker acts like a stereotypical villain, making most of his speaking and attire revolve around it. Much of his English vocabulary is mixed with German words. He reminded Billy and his father multiple times that it was stupid that Billy's father had not downloaded the VPN. She seemed to act the same as she did when her true identity was revealed.

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Trivia

• The Hacker is actually Billy's Mother.
• The skit that he appeared in was sponsored.
• His real name is never revealed.