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| “ | Imbecile. What hope do you think you have here? How do you think this is going to end? We are Viltrumite. We are Legion. We will break your entire species over this planet's scalding corpse! | „ |
| ~ Sportvincible threatening Tech Jacket. |
| “ | Hairvincible: You sure took your time there. Sportvincible: I was preoccupied. Besides, I don't see why he was giving you such a hard time. You should be embarrassed for all of our fellow Viltrumites across all dimensions. |
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| ~ Hairvincible and Sportvincible's banter after jumping Tech Jacket. |
Hairvincible and Sportvincible are the main antagonists of the first issue of the Image Comics comic series Tech Jacket Digital, as well as supporting antagonists in Invincible and its Amazon Prime Video animated TV series adaptation of the same name.
They are a pair of Team Evil Invincible who had teamed up to destroy Earth's outer-spaces defensive and communication satellites during the Invincible War orchestrated by Angstrom Levy, leading to the two encountering and battling Tech Jacket. As a result of Tech Jacket's existence being extremely rare across the multiverse, the duo underestimates his true power, leading to their violent deaths.
In the TV series, they are voiced by Steven Yeun, who also voiced all the other Team Evil Invincible and portrayed A. Traveler in The Twilight Zone, Ricky "Jupe" Park in Nope and Danny Cho in Beef.
History[]
Background[]
Little elaboration is given on their origins and fall into villainy, though one can assume that their upbringing was similar to the mainstream Invincible's until Omni-Man revealed his true loyalties to Viltrum.
Sportvincible in specific is shown to have a conceited personality, a more formal and drone-like speech patterns, as well as being incredibly vocal about the Viltrum Empire's superiority, presumably meaning that he was indoctrinated by his father very early on in his life. His makeshift suit is, in words of his designer Ryan Ottley, meant to imply that he never met his universe's Art Rosenbaum and thus didn't get a proper superhero suit. He also claims to have murdered many Geldarians and to be familiar enough with their technology to recognize it immediately, possibly implying that he was an active agent of the Viltrum Empire in space missions.
In contrast with his partner, Hairvincible wasn't even aware of the existence of the Geldarians and is over-all implied to be a newer recruit to the Viltrum Empire and closer in history and personality to the Mainstream Invincible.
Sometime later down their life, the two of them were approached by Angstrom Levy, who offered them the deal of invading the mainstream universe to ruin the reputation of their mainstream counterpart in exchange to expand their empire's dominion across dimensions. The two accepted and eventually met in Angstrom's headquarters.
Dialogue between the two suggests that they were already partnered before the initial outbreak of the Invincible War, which could imply that they were assigned to destroy any outer-space threats, either by Angstrom or by themselves.
Invincible War[]
Both Invincibles were among the initial wave of 20 Team Evil Invincible that stormed the mainstream Invincible Universe on the first day of the invasion led by Capevincible. It is implied that Sportvincible split off from Hairvincible, presumably to cover more ground or to handle a personal vendetta on Earth. Meanwhile, Hairvincible had encountered Tech Jacket, who immediately defended himself with a laser beam. Hairvincible, initially confused as Tech Jacket didn't exist in his home dimension, began to attack him while presumably calling the Sportvincible for back-up.
After exchanging blows, Hairvincible decides to take the battle down to Earth, crushing Tech Jacket and dealing devastating damage to his armor. Sportvincible finally arrived to aid his counterpart and began the two began to viciously attack Tech Jacket while he was still on the ground. Sportvincible mocked his counterpart, questioning how he could have been struggling against someone like Tech Jacket, to which Hairvincible attempts to justify himself by revealing that there is no Tech Jacket in his home dimension and therefore couldn't measure how big of a threat he was. Sports Invincible then begins explaining that while there isn't a Tech Jacket in his dimension, he recognizes the technology of his armor as being of Geldarian origin and acknowledges that the potential of a human donning their armor could be catastrophic, but ultimately brushes it off.
The duo's gruesome end.
Before Sportvincible could finish explaining, Tech Jacket suddenly wakes up and takes them for surprise, though he is quickly subdued by them once again. Tech Jacket recognizes that, in his current condition, he isn't strong enough to beat them to death nor fast enough to use his lasers, though he was recently thinking of a "new strategy" with the suit. Tech Jacket orders his suit to override all fail-safe protocols and to route all the power to its battery to overload the system. And, before the duo could react, they received the full blast of Tech Jacket's suicide explosion and were reduced to mere ash and skeletons.
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Trivia[]
- In the original Invincible War issue, Sportvincible, alive and well, appears fighting Witchblade in the second day of the event. This is inconsistent with what's shown in the Tech Jacket Digital comic, where he dies alongside Hairvincible in day one of the invasion.
- In the Invincible TV series, their role as the ones to fight Tech Jacket is given to the Mustachible, while they died off-screen. Likewise, their role as the battling duo is given to Hoodvincible and Omnivincible.
- As the rest of the Evil Invincibles, they serve major overarching antagonistic roles during the Invincible War: Aftermath arc, as they decommissioned Tech Jacket for months, which didn't allow him to aid the Mainstream Invincible in his fight against Conquest.
- Interestingly, that time frame is inconsistent with Nolan and Allen's arrival on Earth, as it was not more than a month after the end of the Invincible War that they arrived and recruited Tech Jacket for the Viltrumite War.
External Links[]
- Hairvincible
- Tracksuit Mark





