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The Happy Borgers Farmer is a major antagonist in the asdfmovie franchise, only appearing in the music video, "REAL MAN!" as the main antagonist. As his name suggests, he is the head of Happy Borgers, a meat production company where he attempts to recapture the Skateboard Cow after he escapes from his farm.
Appearance[]
The Happy Borgers Farmer looks just like any other asdfmovie character. However, he wears a farmer's cap with its shadow obscuring his eyes. (however his eyes later glow red) He also wields a pitchfork, but is never seen using it.
Personality[]
The Happy Borgers Farmer can be described as a strict authoritarian, not wanting anything more than his cows to stay permanently trapped in under his iron fist at the Happy Borgers farm. He achieves his as he runs the farm as a prison, and prevents any cow from escaping by planting an entire minefield, not even caring if anybody accidently gets hurt from it as shown with the skateboarder.
What the Happy Borgers Farmer later reveals himself to be is a sadistic psychopath, as once he finally sabotages the Skateboard Cow at the skate contest's tournament finals, he feigns himself as a paramedic so that he can take the cow, alongside various other associates (despite not knowing him) back to the Happy Borgers farm and presumably slaughter all of them in cold blood. This also in turns shows that the Happy Borgers Farmer truly lacks any empathy to others, as long as he can succeed in his own goals.
Biography[]
Once being the head of the Happy Borgers company, the unnamed farmer served as quite a stern warden, forcing all the cows into his order and taking action again any who were out of place, most notably, the previously skateboardless, Skateboard Cow, who would spend his days at the farm reading magazines instead. After an incident happened where a skateboarder is blown up by one farmer's mines he planted to prevent any cows from escaping, the Skateboard Cow uses this opportunity to escape the farm, while the farmer now had a new goal to recapture the cow. Later on when the Skateboard Cow gets fame off from a skate contest tournament he entered, the Happy Borgers Farmer uses this to track down his location and sneak into the stadium he is competing at. So when the finals come around, he severely injures the Skateboard Cow, soon feigning a role as a paramedic as he smiles sadistically and prepares to transport the cow back to the Happy Borgers farm to be killed. However, thanks to the sheep, he uses a Mine Turtle to blow up the truck, and allows the Skateboard Cow to escape back into the city, while the Happy Borgers Farmer yells in defeat as he witnesses his plans falling apart. In the final scene, it is revealed that the Happy Borgers company had gone out of business, and it is presumed that the Skateboard Cow told everyone of what happened, which likely led to the arrest of Happy Borgers Farmer for his crimes.
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Trivia[]
- The Happy Borgers Farmer is perhaps the darkest character in the asdfmovie series, and to extent, one of the darkest TomSka villains, as he is voided of any comedic traits whatsoever, and is taken as a serious threat to the main characters.