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| “ | Welcome to the Happy Meat Farms Human Resources department portal. We're so glad to have you on our most important team. We lucky chosen few have the honor to directly work with MOTHER to create the New World. | „ |
| ~ Happy
Meat Farms HR Page. |
Happy Meat Farms, otherwise known as HMF, are the secondary antagonists of the 2021 ARG, Don’t Feed The Muse. They are an evil corporation whose main goal is to assist MOTHER and the Muse Colony in creating the “New World Order”.
Biography[]
HMF Entertainment[]
HMF Entertainment is a media branch of the Happy Meat Farms company. It was formed in 2018 to create commercials, funny videos, animated kids shows, movies, etc.
R&D Department[]
The R&D department was founded in 2014. They have scientists who experiment on subjects. There are both human and animal subjects, but if a subject is too small and has little bit of effect from MOTHER's DNA, the subject will be terminated for not having enough biomass for MOTHER. However, if the subject has enough biomass, the subject will be sent to the HR department to be eaten by MOTHER.
HR department[]
The HR department is where subjects are sent to be eaten by MOTHER. the inside of the HR building is filled with rooms, and the place looks like it was destroyed because of Subject #M0101. HR personnel are also tasked with feeding test subjects from the R&D Department to MOTHER, and also with extracting DNA from MOTHER to be taken to the R&D Department to use on those same test subjects.
MOTHER's chamber[]
MOTHER's chamber is where subjects with enough biomass are to be eaten alive by MOTHER. Sometimes there are times in which employees who go to MOTHER's chamber are mistaken for food and are eaten by her, but this is looked at to be honored when to be chosen to be eaten by MOTHER.
IT Department[]
The IT department (run by Jared) is in charge of monitoring all the hosts, as well as reporting directly to MOTHER. It’s located in a server room found inside the HR building.
History[]
Happy Meat Farms was founded in Florida by Ramona Bynes in 1998 when she inherited a plot of land there. Due to being an animal lover her whole life, she was disgusted by the Factory Farm industry and their unethical mistreatment of animals. So, she made it her life’s mission to create a farm that would give animals the best quality of life and spread that farm into a worldwide phenomenon. Unfortunately for her, competing with name brand farms wasn’t easy, and her company nearly went bankrupt in 2014. However, the determined Ramona teamed up with a new partner (presumably MOTHER) who helped “turn things around”. This caused Happy Meat Farms to expand in a new innovative direction. Ramona was happy at first, but then things started to change, as power began to shift between Ramona and her “partner”. Happy Meat Farms started conducting grotesque experiments on both animals and humans by injecting them with MOTHER’s DNA. The corporation tried to keep this secret hidden from their CEO, but she would soon discover the horrific truth. Ramona started to notice her employees acting strange, complaining about seeing horrific things in the R&D Department. To make matters worse, some of them even went missing without a trace. Eventually, Ramona discovered what was truly happening in the R&D department. Horrified by the torture the R&D scientists were inflicting on their assets and staff, she initially attempted to oppose their activities, but they refused to listen, and instead, Ramona was then captured by their team of scientists and was mutated beyond recognition. From there, they classified her as a “host” and gave her the subject name “#H0027”. With Ramona out of the way, MOTHER now had full control over the company, and they continued their experiments in order to sustain her hunger.
Ramona’s Escape[]
At some point, Ramona managed to escape containment, kill 11 employees and steal dozens of IT files from Happy Meat Farms’ data servers. She then started the channel “this place is not happy” and uploaded the files to YouTube to expose their conspiracy. However, Happy Meat Farms repeatedly disputed the crimes they were committing, claiming that the videos were nothing more than fake clickbait in order to maintain their now dangerous reputation and image. Luckily, not everyone was convinced. Some even created online news articles arguing whether the videos were real or fake. Meanwhile, Happy Meat Farms was aware that Ramona had also stolen some of the IT Files, which in turn meant she would easily be able upload them to YouTube and their world-domination plot would be exposed and heavily seen from the public eye. And so, they searched for her for a long period of time but weren’t able to track her down. Eventually, the stolen IT Files were uploaded to YouTube, and Ramona threatened to release their hosts, claiming that their identities belong to her.
Ramona’s Meeting with Carl[]
Sometime after Ramona uploaded the IT Files, Conspiracy Carl claimed that he had something that could kill a Muse and asked to meet up with her. She accepted the invitation and asked to meet in an abandoned shack deep in the forest. When she noticed him coming, she hid under a blanket so he (and his viewers) wouldn’t see what she has become. He then tried to convince her that he wasn’t working with HMF. He then tosses the “weapon” at her, and she moved towards it to picks it up. However, a secret video on Conspiracy Carl’s website reveals that the “weapon” is actually a melted Easy Breeze Jr. toy oven, which is heavily implied to have caused the fire that killed her parents in 1981. Suddenly, Jared shows up from behind her, rapidly approaches her while making a loud laughing sound, and the video cuts.
The Explosion[]
After dealing with Ramona, Happy Meat Farms knew they had to cover up the videos Ramona exposed to the world, and thus decided to blow up the HR facility; Not before relocating MOTHER to a forest in Florida. After that they began to create a chain of videos leading to a teaser drop to a movie called "the meat paradox" framing the whole thing as a marketing stunt to fake MOTHER's death.
The New World Order[]
Happy Meat Farms’ goal is to create The New World Order, which means that they (or, more accurately, the Muses running the company from the shadows) want to take over the world and replace humans with the Muses who managed to digest and steal the identities of their hosts, and they’ve mostly succeeded in doing so (although some have managed to escape this fate, such as Alex).
Trivia[]
- William "Bill" Wright, one of the employees of Happy Meat Farms that is seen in "Happy Meat Farms IT Department Files 029", is portrayed by Nathan Barnatt, a fellow youtuber that created the ARG/web-series Dad (or Dad Feels). Where he portrayed the titular Dad/Andan Rills and the rest of the DadBots.