"Excuse me, miss. Are your parents home?"
"Excuse me, miss. Are your parents here?"
Harry speaking to Sondra McCallister
"All kids. No parents. Probably a fancy orphanage."
Harry not amused when Jeff McCallister throws his suitcase at his feet
Harry listening to Kevin McCallister throw a temper tantrum
Harry talking to Brooke and Fuller McCallister who stare blankly at him
Harry answering the front door when someone knocks on it
Harry with the Little Nero's Pizza delivery man
Harry watching the McCallisters go to eat their pizza
Harry greeting Peter McCallister, owner of the McCallister house
"No, no, no, no, no. It's Christmastime. There's always a lot of burglaries around the holidays. So we're just checking the neighbourhood to see if everyone's taking the proper precautions. That's all."
Harry listening to Peter describe his house has automatic lights and locks for his doors
Harry getting confused when Peter asks if he got some eggnog
Harry watching Kate McCallister pay the pizza delivery man
Harry smiling and winking at Kate's young son, Kevin
Harry hearing Kate explain her family plans to go to Paris for the holidays
"You're taking a trip to Paris?"
(Kate: "Yes, we hope to leave tomorrow morning.") "Excellent. Excellent."
"Don't worry about me. I spoke to your husband already. And don't worry about your home. It's in good hands."
Harry's evil grin, foreshadowing his identity.
Harry and Marv observing the neighborhood
Harry calculating which houses have automatic timers on their lights
Marv chuckling as he's impressed with Harry figuring out which houses have automatic timers
"And that's the one, Marvin. That's the silver tuna."
"Richie, huh? It's loaded! It's got lots of cufflink goods."
"Probably looking at some very fine jewelry."
Marv nodding his head in agreement
"Possible cash hoard, odd markable securities. Who knows? It's a gem."
Harry and Marv parking their van next to the McCallister house
Harry and Marv getting out of their van.
Harry and Marv approaching the McCalister house.
Harry and Marv's silhouettes through a window
Harry and Marv heading down to the McCallister family's basement
Marv using his crowbar to break into the McCallister home
Harry and Marv surprised and confused when the basement lights turn on
Harry playing with a toy car
Marv wearing a pair of scuba diving goggles
Harry and Marv robbing the house of the Murphy family
Marv carelessly breaking and destroying the house as he robs it
"You know you're one of the great cat burglars of the world, Marv? You think you can keep it down a little in there?"
Marv hearing the phone ring before it goes to voicemail
Marv listening to a voicemail from Peter McCallister
"That house we were at last night, was that the McCallister's? (Harry: "Yeah") You're right. They're gone."
"I knew they were."-Harry pleased to hear the McCallister family are gone for the holidays
Marv going to turn on the faucets in the kitchen sinks
Marv leaving the Murphy house
Marv putting his sack in the back of the van
"What's so funny? What are you laughing at?"
"You did it again, didn't you? You left the water running, didn't you?"
Marv putting a snow globe on the dashboard
Harry and Marv talking about leaving the water running
"All the great ones leave their mark. We're the Wet Bandits!"
"You're sick. You know that? You're really sick."
Harry and Marv getting into an argument
Harry immediately stepping on the brakes
Harry and Marv seeing they nearly ran over Kevin McCallister
"Hey! Hey! You gotta watch out for traffic, son. You know?!"
Marv: "Santy don't visit the funeral homes, little buddy."
Harry smiling as he wishes Kevin a Merry Christmas, causing the boy to recognize him as the police officer who visited his house
Harry uncomfortable with the way Kevin looked at him, prompting Marv to suggest they watch and see what house he goes into
Harry and Marv following Kevin
Harry: "See? I told you something's wrong. I knew he looked at me weird. Why would he run?"-Harry when Kevin starts to run
Harry and Marv following Kevin to a church
Thinking Kevin went inside the church, Harry and Marv decide to stop following him
Later that night, Harry and Marv return to the McCallister house
Harry and Marv dumbfounded to see people inside the McCallister house, having a party
(Marv: "Did they come back?") "From Paris?"
Harry and Marv deciding to leave before somebody sees them
The next day, when Harry and Marv return to the McCallister house where they are confused to see nobody coming out of the house
"Something ain't right. Go check it out."
Harry staring annoyingly at Marv
"No tomorrow, egghead. NOW!"
Marv getting out of the van
Marv finding the back door of the McCallister house locked
Marv hearing an argument escalating inside the house
Marv eavesdropping on the argument
Marv scared when one of the men threatens the other with a gun
Marv falling on top of trash cans when bullets are fired
Marv hearing more bullets being fired
Marv running away in complete fright
Marv returning to the van
Marv being asked by Harry what happened
"Somebody beat us to the job! They're in there! Two of them! There was arguing, one of them blew the other one away."
"I don't know. I thought I recognized one of their voices. And I know I heard that name Snakes before."
"Snakes? Snakes? Snakes? I don't know no Snakes."
Before Harry can start the van, he decides to wait and see who the supposed murderer is
"Wouldn't it be nice to have a face to go with their questions?"
"Of course, it's a good idea. Snakes?"
"He sounded like a snake."
Harry and Marv sleeping in their van
Marv being woken up by Harry
Marv noticing Kevin cutting down a tree
"I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartner."
Harry looking through a window
Harry realizing Kevin is home alone.
"Remember that kid we saw the other day? He lives here."
"Well, if the kid's there, the parents gotta be."
Harry signaling to Marv to leave
Harry wanting to rob the McCallister house tonight, despite Marv's objections
"Look, that house is the only reason we started working this block in the first place."
Marv glancing back at the McCallister house
"Ever since I laid eyes on that house, I wanted it!"
"Let's take it one step at a time. We'll unload the van, we'll get a bite to eat, and we'll come back at 9:00. This way it's dark then."
"Yeah, kids are scared of the dark."
"You're afraid of the dark too, Marv. You know you are."
Harry and Marv leaving as they are unknowingly watched by Kevin
Later that night, Harry and Marv return to the McCallister house at 9:00
"How do you want to go in?"
"We'll go to the back door. Maybe he'll let us in, you never know."
"Yeah. He's a kid. Kids are stupid."
Harry and Marv approaching the back door of the McCallister house
"Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you're in there,..."
"...and that you're all alone!"
"Yeah, come on, kid. Open up. It's Santy Claus and his elf!"
Harry and Marv at the door, unaware that Kevin is aiming a BB gun at them through the doggy door
"Be a good little fella now and open the door."
Harry in pain when Kevin shoots him in the groin with the BB gun
Harry kneeling on the ground in pain
Harry mumbling before he orders Marv to get Kevin
Marv poking through the doggy door as Harry kneels in pain
Marv smiling before being shot in the forehead by Kevin
Marv being shot in the forehead
"That's it! That's it! I'm going to the front, you're going down to the basement!"
Marv after recovering from being shot by the BB gun
Harry walking to the front of the house
Harry going to walk up the stairs to the front door
Harry slipping on the ice
Harry on the ground after slipping on the ice
Marv going to walk down the stairs to the basement
Marv falling down the stairs
Marv at the bottom of the stairs
Marv looking through a window before he slips on the ice again
Harry proceeding to climb up the icy steps
Harry slipping on the steps again
After getting up, Marv pulls his feet apart to prevent himself from slipping
Marv using his crowbar to open the door
Marv surprised to discover that the basement door was unlocked.
Marv going to turn on a lightbulb, unaware he's standing underneath a laundry chute's tunnel.
Marv about to get hit with laundry iron.
Marv's face burnt by the iron.
Harry regaining consciousness.
Harry climbing up the stairs again, using the railing.
"Not this time, you little brat!"
Harry managing to reach the front porch.
Harry about to touch the front door's doorknob, unaware it being heated up from the inside of the house.
Harry screaming in pain when he severely burns his hand on the doorknob.
Harry blowing his burnt hand.
Harry on the ground in pain.
Harry crawling down the icy stairs.
Harry putting his hand in the snow to cool it down.
Harry looking at his hand.
Harry's burnt and scarred hand.
Marv climbing up the tar-covered basement stairs.
Marv having fallen to the ground, still screaming in pain.
Harry returning to the back of the house.
Harry kicking the doggy door.
Harry checking the doorknob to see if it's hot which it isn't, much to his relief.
Harry screaming as his head gets set on fire.
Harry's head and hat on fire.
Harry having jumped head first into the snow.
Harry's head severely burnt.
After recovering, Marv leaves the basement.
Harry kicking the door open, knocking the blowtorch to the ground.
"Where are you, you little creep?!"
Marv escaping from the basement.
Marv walking barefoot in the snow.
Marv walking towards an open window.
(Kevin: "Oh no! I'm really scared!") "It's too late for you, kid! We're already in the house! We're gonna get you!"
(Kevin: "Okay, come and get me!") "Why you-"
Harry having walked into plastic wrap covered with caulking glue.
Harry struggling to remove the plastic wrap.
Harry getting feathers blown into his face.
Harry covered in feathers.
Marv peeking through the window, unaware that their are glass ornaments underneath him.
Marv satisfied, thinking there's no trap in sight.
Marv in pain after stepping onto the glass ornaments.
"I’M GONNA KILL THAT KID!" Marv’s breakdown after stepping on the Christmas Tree ornaments.
Harry trying to get the feathers off of him.
"Why the hell'd you take your shoes off?"
"Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?"
Harry irritated when Marv asks why he looks like a chicken.
Marv hearing Kevin's voice upstairs.
Harry hearing Kevin's voice upstairs.
Harry and Marv slipping on Micro Machines.
Harry and Marv on the ground.
Harry and Marv having gotten up so they can proceed to climb up the stairs.
Harry seeing a paint can thrown towards him.
(Harry: "Heads up!") "Huh?"
Marv getting hit by the paint can.
"Don't worry, Marv. I'll get him for you."
Harry seeing another paint can coming down towards him.
Harry getting hit by the second paint can.
Harry having landed on top of Marv.
"He's only a kid, Harry. We can take him."
Harry being told by Marv he's missing some teeth, including his gold tooth.
Harry and Marv getting up.
"You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap of your Cajuns and boil them in motor oil!"
"You never know what's up here."
Harry having tripped on a trip wire.
Marv havin grabbed Kevin's ankle after he jumps over the trip wire.
Marv seeing Kevin put a spider on his face.
Marv screaming at Buzz's pet spider.
Marv throwing the spider off his face.
Harry unconscious as the spider lands on his chest.
Marv seeing where the spider has landed.
Marv going to kill the spider.
"What are you doing, Marv?"-Harry regaining consciousness.
Marv raising his crowbar, ready to kill the spider.
Harry scared when Marv raises his crowbar.
Marv having hit Harry's chest after the spider jumps off of him.
"Where is it? Where is it?"
Harry angrily hitting Marv with the crowbar.
Marv and Harry proceeding to go up the stairs to the attic.
Harry and Marv surprised to see Kevin outside, in his treehouse.
"It's just what he wants us to do. It's to go back downstairs through his fun house so we can get all torn up."
"Are you scared, Marv? Are you afraid? Come on! Get out here!"
Harry and Marv climbing the rope to get to Kevin's treehouse.
Marv scared to climb the rope.
Harry and Marv dangling on the rope.
Harry and Marv slowly climbing across the rope.
Marv's fear of heights getting the best of him.
Harry and Marv seeing Kevin holding a pair of garden shears, threatening to cut the rope.
Marv and Harry trying to climb away.
Harry and Marv screaming as they swing on the rope after Kevin cuts it.
Harry and Marv swinging into a brick wall.
Marv and Harry on the ground, injured.
Harry and Marv getting up before they go to chase Kevin.
Harry and Marv chasing Kevin.
"There he is!"-Marv and Harry spotting Kevin across the street at the Murphy house.
"Wait, wait, wait. He wants us to follow him. I've got a better idea, come on."
"Hiya, pal. We outsmarted you this time."
Marv and Harry managing to capture Kevin after they tricked him.
Harry and Marv going to hang Kevin on a coat rack.
"What're we gonna do to him, Harry?"
"We'll do exactly what he did to us."
"Smash his face with an iron!"
"The first thing I'm going to do is bite off every one of these little fingers. One at a time."
Harry and Marv being stopped by Old Man Marley from inflicting harm on Kevin.
Marv having been hit by Marley's shovel.
Harry getting hit by Marley's shovel.
Harry and Marv defeated and arrested.
Harry and Marv looking at each other when the police reveal they know what houses they rob by leaving the water running.
(Marv: "Now, remember we're the Wet Bandits. Wet Bandits.") "Shut up!"
"Hands off the head, pal!"
Harry being escorted into the police car.
Harry glaring at Kevin just as the police car drives him and Marv away to jail.