Harry the Handsome Butcher

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Villain Overview Gallery

Evil-doer
Full Name	Harry
Alias	Harry the Handsome Butcher No Face (by Fattybones Malone)
Origin	Cyanide and Happiness
Occupation	Butcher Computer repairman Undercover police informant Evil right-hand man Prisoner Prison guard (all formerly) Prison warden (currently)
Powers / Skills	Cutting perfect circles off peoples faces Moving face while off his body Living without a skull Living without a face Immense strenght
Goals	Find a job (failed, but later succeeded). Help the inhabitants of the city to overcome their difficulties. Help Silly to regain his handsome appearance (both succeeded).
Crimes	Jailbreak Attempted murder Betrayal Identity fraud Mutilation Theft
Type of Villain	Dimwitted Mutilator

“	(Narrator) Ha-rry the Hand-some BUTCHER! (Harry) It's me!	„
	~ Harry's introduction.

Harry the Handsome Butcher is a recurring character from the Cyanide and Happiness series. He is a handsome former butcher that cut off his face and caused havoc.

He is voiced by Zach Prescott.

Biography

Harry the Handsome Butcher

Part 1

Harry first appears in a skit titled after him. He is manning a meat station in the back of a restaurant. A red-headed woman in a green shirt walks up and greets him in an aroused tone. He asks what he could get for her and she requests the finest piece of meat that he had to offer. He proceeded to cut off his face and place it on the counter. She looked on at him with a very shocked expression as he asked her (with only his skull visible) if she wanted to go on a date sometime. Another man walks up to the stand and dings the bell with his back facing it. He slowly turns around and screams as long as he could, ending the scene.

Part 2

Harry next appears in "Harry the Handsome Butcher: Part 2". The skit starts with the boss telling him that cutting off his face dropped the stand's rating by half a star, now only being one star. He fired Harry, so Harry cut off the manager's face and put it in place of his. He walked out and began to search for another job. He eventually saw a "help wanted" sign on a store and danced in as techno-music played. He walked up to the desk and told him that he wanted to apply for a job, reading the sign's name backwards. The manager asks for an application, but Harry says he doesn't have one and asks how much it pays. After the manager confirmed that it payed minimum wage, Harry said he would take the job, and an old man walked in whom needed his computer fixed. Harry took it out of his hands and placed it on a table. The old man told Harry that the computer wasn't working, so Harry took off his face and placed it in the disk compartment. The screen flashed with Harry's face smiling on the screen, telling the man the computer looked like it worked fine. The man fainted and the manager fired Harry. Harry but a window's computer disk in replacement of his face and danced out of the store. The scene switches to the meat stands owner at the police station with sausages stuffed up if face hole. A man presented a sketch of Harry to the manager asking if it was the man who assaulted him, but he said that wasn't because he had no face. The artist erased the entire drawing and the manager looked away in horror, confirming that it was him as he did. The artist looked back at the blank piece of paper and remarked on how handsome Harry was. Another officer reassured the manager that Harry would be caught.

Part 3

Harry makes his third appearance "Harry the Handsome Butcher: Part 3". He is walking through town until he saw his wanted sign. He thought that this was a help wanted sign requesting someone who looked like Harry, so he celebrated. He walked to the police station, whom were already having a meeting about him, and presented himself. Every police officer pointed their gun at Harry and he was imprisoned. The chief officer stamped Harry's case file as ended, when another officer busted in crying that Fattybones Malone was back on the streets. The chief told him that they needed a man on the inside, and they determined that this should be Harry. The scene switches to Fattybones stuffing packs of meth into Harry's face, which doubled as a safe. Fattybones talked about how he had figured out someone was working against him, but instead of saying Harry, he pointed to a man next to him named "Reggie". Despite Reggie's protests, he was shot multiple times in the chest, causing him to fly out the window. Fattybones put his hand on Harry's shoulder and talked to him about how Harry was his most trusted friend and the husband of his daughter, so he was confused on why Harry didn't join in on the execution. Harry said that he wanted to, but he was in fact a police informant and had been for the past several years. Fattybones told him that he was a "two-faced rat" and the scene switched to Fattybones behind bars. Harry and the chief stood outside of the bars as the chief congratulated him for his service. He put a metal in Harry's face, but then threw harry back behind bars because he was still a criminal. The scene ends but a post credits scene showed of Harry sleeping, snoring like a large mouth. Señor Cleanfist began blowing bubbled toward him to wake him up. When he did, Señor Cleanfist blew another bubble which landed in Harry's face hole. It asked him how he felt about making a "clean getaway", and the scene ended.

The Prison Break

Part 1

The scene starts with a flashback on how Harry, Gunman and Señor Cleanfist got put in jail, Cleanfist asks Harry about making a clean getaway which Harry then rejects as the prison has jobs lined up, Harry first becomes a washing machine by using the hole in his face to act as one, next he becomes a kitchen assistant by acting as a soup bowl and finally acted as a fitness trainer in the prison. After he completes all the jobs, he tries to leave the prison to go home by using the door, only to then being caught by the Warden and tells him he can’t just leave jail, Harry retaliates and tells him that he needs to spend his pay check from the jobs. The warden insults him and says "Money? you got a hole in your head or something?" which means that prison jobs offer no money at all. The warden warns Harry that he will do a lot more time if he doesn’t get back in his cell and throws a cup in Harry’s holed face, Harry goes back with an angry expression. He goes to Gunman and Señor Cleanfist’s cell and tells them he will join them in breaking out of jail. Fart In a Jar Martin wanted to tag along with them, but they insult him and make him clear off.

Part 2

Harry formulates a plan, and nails a dishwasher job flier to his face and shows it to a job officer. Harry and Señor Cleanfist are in the cafeteria cleaning spoons and silverware, after the Warden purposely fills a plate with bean chilli and dumps it in the sink, Cleanfist snaps 2 spoons which cleans them and puts them inside Harry’s hole to which him and Gunman dig through a wall to break out. Harry blocks the hole by nailing a picture of a hot girl to his face as a distraction, only to them being caught by the Warden, it was shown that Gunman and Cleanfist dug straight through Harry’s head. The next plan they tried is whilst they where mining stone with pickaxes, they waited for the warden to leave, once he did, Harry and Cleanfist put the metal ball attached to their feet into Gunman’s gun to shoot them over the wall, which gunman also does, whilst it looked like it succeeded, they all landed on the Wardens car, resulting in them being thrown into a cell once again. The next thing they try is flushing themselves down a toilet with Cleanfist going first which ultimately failed as they all ended up in the same bathroom as the warden. They all next try to commit suicide by tying their clothes together to form a noose, once they killed themselves, the warden puts on lipstick and performs CPR and mouth to mouth on all of them which ends up working with the warden waving his fingers at Cleanfist with a feminine expression in his eyes. Once again, Harry comes up with another plan, he sneaks into the storage unit and knocks out a guard and mutilates his face to put on himself and using his body as a disguise with Cleanfist and Gunman inside. The plan almost works until Martin farts in a jar constantly to which the smells causes Cleanfist and Gunman to puke a lot, the detached face hits the warden along with Cleanfist and Gunman coming out, enraged, the warden shuts them all in a cell with tougher security with more locks, reinforced doors and police tape to make sure they do not escape anymore. With signs of giving up, Cleanfist notices a guard on the roof, he writes the word “Grime” on a piece of paper in an envelope and blows a bubble straight up to him, when the guard reads it, Cleanfist along right Harry and Gunman reach the top together and knocks out the guard to which they finally succeed but end up being stuck on the prison roof. Gunman first suggests they can jump off but realises that would cause them to die, and Harry also states the same, but Ted Bear then shows up at a cliffhanger after the word “Survive” is mentioned.

Part 3

The 3 planning their way out.

After hastily climbing down a rope made of Ted Bear's feces, him along with Ted Bear and Señor Cleanfist get betrayed by Harry, who got promoted to be a police guard as he shines a light at all of them that was put in his head from a deal with the warden. Despite this, Harry still cared about them and all he wanted was a job. With the help of Martin after seeing Cleanfist,Gunman and Ted Bear in danger of being shot, Martin finally admits he lied to save the others by throwing multiple fart jars at all the guards, When the Warden pulls out a grenade launcher, Harry warns the three, Martin then pulls out a huge and shaking fart in a jar called “The Big One” he is able drop the jar into gunman’s chamber to which he then shoots it out of himself directly into the wardens face which disintegrated him, with Harry being promoted to prison warden. The fart clouds close in and Cleanfist cannot even sort it out because of the smell, Ted Bear points out that dirt is dirty, with Cleanfist then putting his fist to the ground and ends up punching straight through “3 footballs fields” worth of dirt and being able to escape along with Ted and Gunman, making them finally free from prison with Harry waving goodbye to his friends and ask them write him.

Prison Break saga

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Planet Silly

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Appearance

Harry appears to be a Caucasian man with blond hair and visible muscles. He had a very sculpted skull, which was hollowed out in part three. His face changed every episode, depending on the situation he is put in. When he isn't in a jump suit, he's typically wearing a grey shirt.

Personality

Despite being evil, Harry is only a villain by proxy, having a very bright and friendly personality. Whenever he gets excited, techno music plays and he dances to it wherever he is walking to. Like Señor Cleanfist, everything he says is spoken in a very loud and booming voice. He is dedicated to working, always in preset of a job whenever he was unemployed.

Trivia

• Harry was known by Fattybones as "No Face".