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|“||We stick it to the man.||„|
|~ Hayley Smith|
She is voiced by Rachael MacFarlane in the English version of the cartoon, and Antonella Baldini in the Italian version of the cartoon.
According to Stan, Hayley will go into a rage if someone breaks up with her meaning a man cannot safely end a relationship with her, unless she breaks up with the man. This rampage has also shown that she possesses incredible superhuman strength and is incapable of stopping altogether until she's been completely sedated.
In "Haylias", Hayley, in a trance like state due to Stan's brainwashing, married a gay man named Dill Sheppard. It turned out that Stan had her brainwashed as a kid, and, when he wanted her to settle down, he activated her training only to have her turn deadly. However, her marriage to Dill, a rich senator's son, did not last long as he was clearly gay. Their marriage was annulled shortly after the whole conflict and that after she shot Stan, Hayley turned back to normal.
In "Pulling Double Booty", Hayley had a relationship with Stan's CIA body double Bill, following one of her many break-ups with Jeff. Mistaking Bill for Stan, Hayley assaulted Bill with a salad. Upon realizing her error, she apologized which lead to them getting into a relationship. Furious, Stan threw Bill out of the window by what appeared to be his genitals, and told Bill that he could not see Hayley again. In order to stop Hayley from going on a rampage when Bill dumped her, Stan pretended to be Bill to take Hayley out on a date. When Hayley realized the ruse, she burned down a forest.
When Hayley finds out Snot stole her lucky panties from Steve (who accidentally wore them), Hayley first lied to Steve saying that everything lucky that happened to him was actually on his own, then she broke into Snot's bathroom in a fit of rage (due to having a string of bad luck upon loosing the panties), and violently beats Snot, by bashing his face into practically everything in the bathroom, shoves his face into the toilet before sodomizing him with a plunger, thereby raping him. She then spits on Snot before leaving in a huff. The only reason Snot didn't press charges was due to the fact that he enjoyed being violated (showing the Snot is a masochist), and possibly due to his friendship with Steve.
In "Adventures in Hayleysitting", Hayley and Jeff chases Steve and his friends after they sneak out to the house to go to a party featuring alcohol when she arrives at the party looking for Steve she gets drunk at the party instead and after finding out that Stan and Francine are on their way home she and Steve leave the house however under the influence of alcohol she knocks a party-goer out and she takes a large tank of beer with her as she leaves.
Her sexual tastes lean to the extreme of S&M. She enjoys chaining up Jeff and causing him pain for her own satisfaction. This pain ranges from actual physical harm to simply belittling him at frequent intervals. This may however be part of an attempt to force Jeff to stand up to her because, when Jeff did take a more dominant role in their relationship, Hayley quickly and comfortably took a more submissive attitude. She also started her relationship with Bullock because he was the first man she met who stood up to her.
In "100 A.D.", Hayley and Jeff eloped, scamming her parents out of the reward money. However, she had reconciled with her parents and she and Jeff have moved back into the Smith house.
In "Season's Beatings", when Hayley learned that Stan was trying to kill Nemo, Hayley tries to stop Stan from doing so. Even when it's been proven to everyone that Nemo is the Anti-Christ (and that he killed Father Donovan and seemingly Jeff, Hayley's own husband), Hayley still refuses to let Stan kill Nemo, and instead sends Nemo to live with Sarah Palin in Alaska for safety, even though Nemo would undoubtedly do everything his power to bring destruction and chaos to the world, making Hayley accountable for whatever future atrocities her adopted son commits.
In "A Starboy is Born", it's revealed that Hayley has a "Freebee List" of a hundred people she can cheat on Jeff with, and uses her husband's stupidity as a way to be unfaithful to him. When Stan kidnapped the Weekend she desperately tried to seduce him and even roped Jeff into trying to help her, albeit unsuccessfully.
In "One Fish, Two Fish", Hayley lies about being on an adventure to impress a friend and lying about her birthday to get free cake. She could have told them it was Jeff's birthday, which it was, but she wanted them to sing it to her. When Klaus was put at risk of deportation due to Hayley being incompetent in understanding how obtaining U.S. citizenship actually works (thinking it could be obtained by a simple request), she divorces Jeff and marries Klaus without the others' permission. This causes Jeff to go through major emotional turmoil. Later when Hayley puts herself in a fish body to make the marriage seem more convincing, Klaus points out that she could've just put him in a human body, which would've benefited them both. Instead of acknowledging the fault in her plan she blames Klaus for not telling her prior, even though Klaus had no way on knowing what Hayley was going to do. To top things off she didn't help Klaus because she wanted him to be a citizen but just to make her image look better in the eyes of her peers. What she did was not out of noble intention, but just to get more positive attention. It doesn't help that it would lead to them both being deported to Mexico (as Ice racially profiled Klaus as a Mexican due to his accent.). She also let Klaus get stung by a scorpion, despite his pleas for help.
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