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Villain Overview
Fast food kills, f-cker!
~ Horny the Clown's famous catchphrase.

Archie Benjamin, also known as Horny the Clown, is the main antagonist of the 2007 horror-comedy movie Drive-Thru. He is a twisted parody of clown mascots such as Ronald McDonald, as well as serial killers in fiction.

In life, Archie was a weird boy who was bullied relentlessly by his peers, climaxing in a tragic death when he was set on fire on his birthday - thus he returned from the grave as a vengeful demon, taking the persona of Horny the Clown and murdering everyone who ventured too near the fast food restaurant franchise he used to work for.

Horny was immortal, and almost invincible, but had some vulnerabilities that allowed the evil clown to be defeated in the end - though, at the very end of the movie, Horny suddenly reappears in the typical fashion of other slasher killers such as Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees.

As Archie and Horny, he was portrayed by Van De La Plante, and, as Horny, voiced by Gordon Clapp.

Personality

Not much is known about Archie Benjamin's personality prior to his death. He was described by Marcia as having no friends and being 'an extremely strange boy.'

Even though he was constantly tormented by Marcia and her friends, Archie didn't show any ill will towards any of them, at least before the prank that ultimately ended with his demise. Archie was also in love with Marcia, with her seemingly being the only the person that he invited to his party, as well as was legitimately happy to see her, acting normal the entire time. This can at least mean that while he may have not been outright heroic, he was still a good person.

After being revived as Horny, Archie's personality is much more darker and twisted. As Horny the Clown, Archie is an incredibly vengeful spirit, choosing to murder the children of his killers, as it would hurt them much more than actually killing them. His vengeful wrath seems to be directed towards Marcia in particular, waiting to kill Mackenzie specifically on her birthday, in the same fashion that he died, like a form of poetic justice. Horny also has a sense of vengeance towards Jack Benjamin as well, despite being his loving father, framing him by stuffing the bodies of some of his victims in his freezer - a possibility for him wanting to frame Jack could be because performing as Horny in his restaurant played a large part in his death.

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Horny enjoying Mackenzie's terror.

Even outside of his desire for revenge, Horny is a homicidal serial killer; willingly murdering others unrelated to his revenge for no other reason than for his entertainment. Horny is not only bloodthirsty, but also sadistic; usually killing a friend of the children of his tormentors in front of their eyes or letting them find the corpse, and then giving them time to become scared and scream, before killing them, even when he could have easily just killed the descendant without killing their friend. He was also shown taking great joy in scaring Mackenzie, particularly at the birthday party where he showed her the bodies of the 'missing' teens. Horny is also a brutal murderer, usually killing his victims by repeatedly striking them with his meat cleaver, with the brutal beatings usually taking at least a few seconds before they finally die. Even without the cleaver, Horny still murders them in other violent ways, such as shoving their face in a deep fryer or letting their eyes explode in a microwave.

Horny comes across as arrogant, constantly giving Mackenzie cryptic hints about his future murders, for seemingly nothing more than what he sees as a game. With his clairvoyant abilities, as well as his ability to teleport, Horny could have killed Mackenzie and the other children while they were in their sleep, or outright alone, but instead usually chose moments where they are awake and surrounded by someone. As written, he sees his revenge as both something serious and as a game, best shown when he chases Mackenzie through the school, letting her find some of the bodies and taunting her before suddenly reappearing and continuing his 'chase'. This arrogant attitude was ultimately his undoing, as, if he bothered to check if Mackenzie was still properly tied up, or noticed the flask in her hand, after knocking Marcia unconscious, he wouldn't have died a second time. Though, considering his possession at the ending, it wasn't much of a downfall.

Though his arrogance was his downfall, Horny was still a cunning killer. He mostly targeted his victims when they were alone, or with few others, not for that he was a coward, but to make sure that others would keep out of his way. Horny also stole Mackenzie's camera and then let Lenny find and return, just to show Mackenzie pictures of the murders the night before and frame Lenny by killing him in a way that made it look like the janitor committed suicide, either to keep the police out of his way when Mackenzie inevitably shows the pictures to them, or just for his amusement. Horny also made the bodies of all his victims disappear before they could be found by the police, at least until they came across them in the freezer.

Despite his twisted nature, Horny shows a fondness for cheesy one-liners, often making them before, during and after killing his victims - and even makes them casually as he is tormenting and attacking his victims. Horny's penchant for these one-liners is most likely influenced by his awkward life and claim to fame from starring in cheesy Hella Burger commercials.

Horny has a vulgar sense of humour, swearing at others and making sex jokes with little provocation.

Overall, Horny is psychotic, sadistic and maniacal, laughing madly and relishing in the fear, terror and pain that he brings on his victims, regardless of who they are.

Appearance

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A full view of Horny's front.

As Horny the Clown, Archie wears a darker version of the titular clown costume. Horny's body is covered by a tight, black suit that has short hot rod flames on the forearms that reach up to his elbows, and long hot rod flames that cover his legs and reach up to his midsection.

He wears black boots that have small, metal stilts underneath, both having a single spike in front of the stilt and small spikes on the back. Horny also wears a pair of white gloves, which have small tears on them, showing burnt skin. The gloves are cuffed by a pair of leather wristbands with black rims on the top and bottom, with small, round studs. The wristbands have a small logo on them: the top half of a skull with protruding eyes and a protruding round nose and flames on the top of the skull. Horny also wears a large, silver-white collar that goes over his shoulders and covers most of his neck, along with three protruding parts on the front and back with a zigzag-like pattern.

Horny's head is covered by a clown mask. The clown mask is a silver-white colour with plastic ears, a large, red, round nose, two fake horns protruding from his temples, plastic, fiery, red hair and a plastic, red goatee on his chin. Perhaps the most iconic part of his clown mask is the mouth, which is an intercom that takes the shape of a large, ear to ear smile. There are also red, blood-like markings around the edge of the mask's mouth. The brow of the mask is furrowed, giving it an evil expression. The edges of both the mouth and the eyes have a dark outline.

Underneath the mask, Archie's head is burnt and bald. His eyes are also green.

When reporting him to the police, Mackenzie describes Horny as being seven foot tall.

Powers and Abilities

As a vengeful ghost, Horny possesses various supernatural powers and abilities that he uses for revenge, making him a powerful and dangerous killing machine that can easily end a human life in seconds.

  • Teleportation: Horny can teleport anywhere he pleases, allowing him to enter and leave various places without being seen. He can also teleport others, either remotely or by touch, such as when he made Chuck and Spanky disappear within seconds after killing them.
  • Superhuman Speed: Horny is capable of moving at unnatural speeds; when killing Van, Horny was able to cut him in an almost instantaneous movement.
  • Superhuman Strength: Horny possesses an unnatural level of physical strength, able to effortlessly throw a teenage male across a room with a single hand.
  • Superhuman Durability: Horny has an unnatural durability, only being partially stunned after being shot in the mouth with a bullet at point-blank.
  • Clairvoyance: Horny is able to know Mackenzie's location at all times, as well as the location of various victims of his, with seemingly no other method than this ability.
  • Telekinesis: Horny was able to make the planchette of Mackenzie's Ouija board move around remotely, despite not being anywhere nearby when it happened. It is unknown how powerful this ability is.
  • Voice and Image Projection: Horny has the ability to project his voice from various speakers and project various images, ranging from photos to words, on different surfaces; the clearest example was when he made an image of Mackenzie holding a polaroid from his perspective appear on the same polaroid that she was holding. He can also use these abilities on electronical devices, as shown when he spoke to Jack on the TV.
  • Possesion: Horny can possess other human beings, making their eyes go red and seemingly killing them. The possessed individuals also gain his powers, as Fisher, after being possessed, was apparently able to jump down to the ground from multiple stories high with seemingly no repercussion, and was able to project Horny's voice through the drive-through speaker of one of the Hella Burger restaurants.

Equipment

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Horny's meat cleaver (in movie).

Horny possesses an unusual meat cleaver, with a unique handle that takes the shape of a skull with red eyes and a red nose and a small ring in its mouth and hair like Horny's, which appears to be his main weapon of choice. Horny is quite apt with using the tool, throwing it with enough accuracy and strength to imbed it into the human skull from across a room, and even cut clean through the human body.

Victims

  • Tony
  • Brandon Meeks
  • Brittany
  • Tiffany/Tiffa
  • Val Espinoza
  • Lenny Schwartz
  • Chad Baldwin
  • Tina McCandless
  • Spanky
  • Chuck Taylor
  • Starfire
  • Van
  • Fisher Kent (Debatable; possessed)
  • Detective Dwayne Crockers

Quotes

Hi, I'm Horny the Clown. Welcome to Hella Burger. Would you like to try our jalapeno cheesy sticks? They're only 99 cents with any order.
~ Horny's first line in the movie, pretending to be a friendly employee.
Can I f-ck your whore, wigger?
~ Horny's first threat towards Brandon.
You wanna die, bitch?
~ Horny's second threat towards Brandon.
Order up, punk!
~ Horny to Tony before attacking him.
Employee of the month's 'bout to f-ck you up!
~ Horny to Tony before killing him.
You want fries with that?
~ Horny.
Sorry homie, but that just ain't gonna... CUT IT!
~ Horny, when Brandon Meeks asks for mercy.
Say cheese!
~ Horny to Mackenzie before chasing her.
Hello Mackenzie, beginning to get the picture?!
~ Horny to Mackenzie, before attacking her in the darkroom.
This party's just gettin' started, girlfriend!
~ Horny, before Mackenzie enter the gymnasium.
Mackenzie, I'm lonely. You know you want my horndog in your hot little buns.
~ Horny taunting Mackenzie over the school speaker.
No one can help you. You're my girl now. AND I'M HORNY!
~ Horny, before continuing his attack on Mackenzie.
See, Fisher?!
~ Horny to Fisher Kent after killing Tina McCandless.
Hehehe…! Having fun, kids?
~ Horny to Chuck and Spanky over the fun space speaker.
You'll get your food as soon as your Momma takes my dick out of her mouth, BITCH!
~ Horny before emerging from the ball pit.
Did someone say pork... CHOP!
~ Horny, before killing Spanky.
Hurt ya? I ain't gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash them RIGHT THE F-CK IN!
~ Horny to Chuck Taylor before killing him.
All work and no play makes Horny a dull boy.
~ Horny after killing Chuck Taylor.
Happy birthday, Archie...
~ Archie, in Marcia's flashback.
Jack, oh Jack. WAKE UP! Our guests are here, Daddy! It's party time!
~ Horny speaking to Jack Benjamin through the TV.
Relax… She's just chillin'.
~ Horny, when Van discovers Starfire's body.
You got a lotta guts, kid.
~ Horny, shortly after killing Van.
Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in!
~ Horny to Mackenzie and Fisher, while busting through the door.
...It's hella good.
~ Horny, to the Hella Burger jingle as he emerges from the shadows.
You eyeballin' me, boy?!
~ Horny, before possessing Fisher.
Happy birthday, Mackenzie...!
~ Horny, before revealing himself to the tied Mackenzie.
SURPRISE!
~ Horny to a tied up Mackenzie.
What's wrong? Don't you like surprises?
~ Horny to Mackenzie, gesturing at the corpses.
When you die alone, no one can hear you scream!
~ Horny to a tied up Mackenzie when she screams for help.
For your eighteenth birthday to be as special as mine. But you're lucky; all of your friends showed up.
~ Horny, after Mackenzie asks him what he wants.
HE WASN'T INVITED!
~ Horny, when Mackenzie asks where Fisher is.
This is a little party game your mother taught me.
~ Horny, before pouring gasoline on Mackenzie.
Make a wish!
~ Horny to Mackenzie before getting ready to light her on fire.
Now I'm gonna give your daughter an extreme F-CKING MAKEOVER!
~ Horny to Marcia Carpenter after choking her out.
Where were we? Hehehehehe! Hehehehehe! Hehehehehehehehehe… Huh?
~ Horny, before being burned to his supposed death.
Welcome to Hella Burger. Would you like to try our new purgatory pepper jack poppers for 99 cents?
~ Horny speaking to Detective Dwayne Crockers through the Hella-Burger drive-through speaker.
I said, DO YOU WANNA DIE, FATASS!?
~ Horny, before attacking Corckers.
Have a Hella nice day!
~ Horny the Clown's last line at the end of the movie.

Trivia

  • "Hurt you? I ain't gonna hurt you, I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash them RIGHT THE F-CK IN!" and "Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in!" are direct quotes from The Shining antagonist Jack Torrance.
    • "All work and no play makes Horny a dull boy" is also from Jack, but just with Horny's name instead of Jack.
  • While he was primarily portrayed by Van De La Plante, a stunt double was used for the scene near the end of the movie where he was burned to death by Mackenzie.
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