Jacques 'Le Coq' Grandé

Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé

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Ding Dong. Did someone order the special Quebec pizza, huh? You know, like in the porno?
~ Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé

Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé is the star French-Canadian goaltender (goalie) of rival team LA Kings and the main antagonist of the 2008 romantic comedy movie The Love Guru. He changed his name "Le Coq" for reason that cannot be explained on the media news but in actuality, it referred to his huge penis which only boasts his own ego and made him a self-proclaimed "ladies' man".

He was portrayed by a heavily disguised Justin Timberlake.


He was recently wooing the young lovely gal Prudence who was the former girlfriend of Toronto Maple Leafs' star player Derek Roanoke. He soon later singing to her the music of his favorite Quebec musician Celine Dion at his mansion. Meanwhile, Guru Pikta, the all famous love guru, was carefully infiltrating outside in order to get inside without being seen by Grande and deliver Derek's apology letter to Prudence so that the hockey player could win back her heart and put his hockey-playing talent back on track.


Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!
~ Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé
Celine! Tis my day of lucky!
~ Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé shouting his love for his favorite singer Celine Dion.
~ Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé swearing in French.