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|“||Hello? Uh, is this thing on? Cool. This message is going out to the round table conference. And a very personal and heartfelt shout-out to the Queen Bitch herself, Miss Hellsing! Alright! Your ass is currently being kicked by the Valentine brothers! My name is Jan Valentine, and I can't wait to meet each and every one of you. We'll be getting there, soon as me and the boys finish lunch. Let me be the first to thank you for providing us with all of these tasty snacks! By tomorrow, Hellsing will be nothing but a pile of shit. You've got nowhere left to run and nowhere to hide, 'cause now I'm coming to kill you. I want to see you cry and beg. In the meantime, I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impudent God. But hey, there's always time to be a man and kill yourself! THANK YOU LONDON! WE LOVE YOU! GOOD NIGHT!!||„|
|~ Jan's message to Integra and her meeting room.|
Jan Valentine, along with his older brother Luke, is a vampire and a minor antagonist in the Hellsing series.
|Wataru Takagi (OVA)|
|Kazuya Nakai (TVA)|
Jan is shown to be vulgar, ornery, rude, frivolous, hedonistic and one of the most profane characters in the show, constantly spewing vile comments about others. He is also perhaps the most obnoxious and aggravating, given the fact that he is often loud when he simultaneously speaks and cackles quite often, even in the face of defeat or death. Unlike his older brother who is usually composed and focused, Jan seems to not pleased with matters at hand unless he is enjoying himself by causing chaos and destruction. This and his appearance make him the complete opposite of his brother. It is implied that he and his family come from extremely poor background, as Jan said he will teach Integra what it is like to come up from the bottom.
Jan leads the attack on the Hellsing compound along with Luke using an army of ghouls. As Jan and Luke massacre a large number of Hellsing forces, Luke heads to battle Alucard. In a fierce encounter with Walter on who sent him, Jan unleashes a larger number of ghouls, this time of Hellsing members killed by him. In the round table conference room, Integra shoots Jan a few times in the head, then Montana Max having sensed his failure sets him ablaze, which Jan appears to be almost enjoying. With Jan's last few breaths, he gives the name "Millenium".
Due to the devastation of Hellsing in London in which Valentine Brothers caused, Walter and Integra were forced to hire mercenaries (fortunately for them mercenaries they hired are loyal to their contracts) in order to quickly rebuild their organization. Of the 86 Hellsing personnel only 12 survived: of those eight of them lived only because they were away from the HQ that day. So the only four to survive Valentine Brothers' raid were Integra, Walter, Alucard and Seras.
- He shouts "Up up! Down down! Left right left right!" refers to the famous Konami code (Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start). In Contra for the NES, typing this code on the title screen gives players 30 lives.