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| “ | My goals are to become the richest man on Earth, attain world domination, enslave my workers, and defeat Superman. | „ |
| ~ Jeff Bezos |
Jeffrey "Jeff" Preston Bezos is a supporting antagonist in the Netflix original series, Paradise P.D., serving as a supporting antagonist in Season 4. He is a representation of the real-life CEO and founder of Amazon, who is portrayed as a malicious supervillain, bent on using his corporation to take over the world.
Biography[]
In "A Star is Porn", Jeff Bezos had an arranged meeting with Karen Crawford, where the latter was seeking out a rich billionaire to franchise their company in Paradise to help gentrify the town. Jeff Bezos made his goals clear; to become the richest man in the world, attain world domination, enslave his workers, and defeat Superman. Karen was put off by how sick and twisted this man was and unfortunately had to turn him down. As she did, she falsely mistook him for Lex Luthor of LexCorp. Jeff Bezos corrected her and told her who he really was and Karen suddenly did a complete 180 and welcomed him to the town, apparently seeing it as completely ethical for him to do all the same villainous stuff he mentioned before, so long as it's being done by someone who indirectly helped to create one of her favorite shows, this being Bosch. Karen shook hands with Jeff Bezos and sealed the business deal, only for Superman to break in and blast his head off with his laser eyes, incapacitating him and thereby, ruining the deal.
In "The Shartist", Jeff Bezos was one of the many CEOs, such as Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, and Michael Lindell, who met with Charles Lovely, who was one of his close friends. According to Charles Lovely, he and Jeff Bezos had an infant blood harvest at some time in the past to help them extend their lifespans.
In "The Eternal Reckoning", Jeff Bezos stood atop the roof of Lovely Corp with the other CEOs for a cult gathering. They all used their ethereal powers to absorb the life source of Baby Kevin and transfer it to themselves to give themselves immortality. However, their plans were thwarted when Gina Jabowski kicked out Charles Lovely and instigated a fight between the CEOs and The Paradise Party Dudes, as well as The Strawberry Action Squad. In battle, Jeff Bezos was possessed by Charles Bronson's Ghost, who controlled his body and made him punch himself back and forth across the face. Kung-Fu Kangaroo helped out by kicking Leprechaun Made of Rocks into Jeff Bezos gonads.
