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Jesus Hitler "H." Christ of Nazerath is a major antagonist from the FOX animated sit-com, Family Guy. He is the son of God and the holy figure of Christianity.
In earlier episodes, he was voiced by Seth MacFarlane and in later episodes by writer and voice actor Alec Sulkin.
Villainous Acts[]
- In "I Dream of Jesus", Jesus becomes famous, thanks to Peter, but he lets the fame go to his head and he becomes an egotistical, thankless jerk, who blows off Peter to throw some wild parties and hangs out with some hoes. Jesus eventually does a bit too much coke and breaks into Mary Kate Olsen's house, where he O.D.'s and is arrested the following day. Jesus makes his one phone call to Peter, who initially refuses to let him out before Jesus uses his godly telekinetic powers to smash a vase against his head, forcing Peter to bail him out. Jesus feels remorse for the way he acted and decides that he'll leave and come back in another thousand years when he is wiser and a bit more mature.
- In "April in Quahog", Jesus goes to Mort's house during the apocalypse and tells him he's going to Hell for not believing in him as he walks away, flipping him off.
- In "The 2000-Year-Old Virgin", Jesus visits Peter during the Christmas season and lies about being a virgin to trick him into giving him his blessing to have sex with Lois. Later, a guy tells Peter that Jesus is no virgin as last Christmas, Jesus told him the same story as a ploy to sleep with his wife. Another guy chimes in to say that Jesus did the same joke the Christmas before that and a third guy also joins the conversation to say the same thing happened to him the Christmas before that and the Christmas before that to his other friend. When Peter finds out that Jesus is tricking him, he goes to stop him before anything happens, but Jesus gets away with it because he makes up a lie, saying that he did this as a way of testing their faithfulness to each other and that both of them passed the test. Peter and Lois fall for it and Jesus gets away high and dry, albeit it is also worth mentioning that he got away dry.
- In "You Can't Handle the Booth", Jesus suddenly goes on a violent, murderous rampage, where he grows demon wings, develops red glowing eyes, and starts breathing fire all over the churchgoers at the church he's in. Jesus burns a bunch of people up in flames, destroys church property, and blows the entire Holy Christ Church to smithereens, killing dozens of people and injuring many more. The Griffin Family, who are among the few survivors of the incident, are approached by Jesus later, who apologizes for his violent act of terrorism and says that the reason he did what he did is that his girlfriend broke up with him and took his dog with her and on top of that, he skipped breakfast. Jesus follows this by asking for forgiveness, and Chris says that because he is Jesus Christ, they are obligated to forgive him, even though he doesn't deserve it. Lastly, Jesus asks if he can crash in the Griffins' garage for a few days. Chris notes that this is a reason why you should never go to church.
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