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Imma gunna get you ya fat son of a bitch, goddammit!
~ Joe Biden

Joseph "Joe" Robinette Biden, Jr. is a recurring antagonist in Paradise P.D.. He is the forty-seventh vice president of the United States, working alongside Barack Obama from 2009 to 2017 and is currently the forty-sixth president of the United States. In Paradise P.D., Joe Biden is portrayed as a creepy old pervert, who's stalking Dusty Marlow, having an unexplained sexual fixation on him. He first appeared in "Police Academy".

He is voiced by Cedric Yarbrough.


In "Police Academy", Joe Biden was on the Dark Web as one of the bidders, trying to illegally buy Dusty's virginity. At the time, Dusty had created a bunch of sockpuppet accounts and bid on his own virginity to prevent Gina Jabowski from winning the auction, so Gina had to report and block the accounts. Gina saw the username "Joe Biden" and assumed it was one of Dusty's accounts so she blocked it, coming as a real disappointment to the real Joe Biden, who was on the dark web and placing an auction of Dusty's virginity while jerking off to his pictures. At the end of the episode, Joe Biden appeared again, breaking into Dusty's apartment to watch with pleasure as Dusty's cat, Mr. Meowgi, mistreated him sexually.

In "Paradise Found", Joe Biden attended the wedding of Randall Crawford and Karen Crawford/execution of Dusty Marlow for some reason and when Gina showed a toilet cam video of Dusty going to the bathroom, Joe Biden looked upon it with extreme arousal and quoted "Aw, f*** yeah!"

In "Flip the Vote", Joe Biden made a cameo appearance, exposing his full naked body and twirling his genitals around on public television for no given reason at all.

In "Fallout", Joe Biden watched Randall and his talking polyp sing a song and derived some kind of erotic pleasure from it as he smoked his cigarette. Later, Biden payed Bullet millions of dollars just to livestream a dolphin giving birth so he could masturbate to it.

In "PARAD-ISIS", Joe Biden was one of the many members of ISIS, who declared war on the show for insulting him.


  • In "Police Academy", a poster on Joe Biden's wall read "Biden 2020", alluding to him running for president that year. This episode aired on August 30th, 2018, two years before Biden in real life, announced he'd be running for president on April 8th, 2020. On November 7th, 2020, Biden would win the 2020 election and be elected president.


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Randall Crawford | Bullet | Gina Jabowski | Dusty Marlow | Gerald Fitzgerald | Stanley Hopson

Legion of Dooooom
Gerald Fitzgerald | Thester Carbomb IV | Frank Flipperfist | Jerry Flipperfist | Pedro Pooptooth | Edna Dorsaldigits | Puffy the Cigarette | Pat Robertson | Harvey Weinstein | Russian Mobster | Marcos Narcos | Agent Clappers | Brett DeMarco | Jesus Christ | Flipper People | Dolphin Queen | The Kingpin

International Society of Insulted Selebrities
Ron Perlman | Pat Robertson | Tucker Carlson | Steve Harvey | Tom Selleck | Carrot Top | Jenny McCarthy | Bill Clinton | Joe Biden | Mitch McConnell | Russell Crowe

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Karen Crawford | Robby | Delbert | Dean Hancock | Frank Flipperfist | Mr. Meowgi | Mrs. Two-Toes | Dr. Johann | Karla 9000 | Satan | Lady Gertrude | Tucker Carlson | Thester Carbomb IV | Dobby | Cop Bot | Agent Clappers | William | Paradise Nuking Survivors | (Clovis | Mr. Pussbubble | Arm Head) | Agatha Culpepper

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Terry Two-Toes | Edna Dorsaldigits | Russian Mobster | Pedro Pooptooth | Marcos Narcos | Marvin | Tuco | Leroy | General Bumfuqué | Jabowski Family | (Mr. Jabowski | Mrs. Jabowski | Cooter Jabowski | Bo Jabowski | Baby Jabowski | Granny Jabowski) | Joe Biden | Yucko the Clown | Dark Zuckerberg | Radioactive Panda | Leader of the Flipper People | Puffy the Cigarette | Jerry Flipperfist | Santa Claus | Glenda | Harvey Weinstein | Brett DeMarco | Gal-Qaeda | Kev-Man | Cory Romando | Walt Disney | Catholic Priest | Poachmaster General | Tom Selleck | The Kingpin | Polyp Man | Ninja Army | Samurai Leader | Earl | Stuffed Animal Midgets | O.J. Simpson | Chip Fuckyeah | Smart Guns | (Mr. Bang Bang | Gun of Jehovah) | Weight Watchers | Steve Harvey | Jenny McCarthy | Bill Clinton | Clit-3PO | Monsters of the Forbidden Forest | Yog-Sothoth | Ginger Pedophile | Fetus | Coyotes | Buffet Bandit | Carrot Top | International Society of Insulted Selebrities