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| “ | Imma gunna get you ya fat son of a bitch, goddammit! | „ |
| ~ Joe Biden |
Joseph "Joe" Robinette Biden, Jr. is a supporting antagonist in Paradise P.D.. He is the forty-seventh vice president of the United States, working alongside Barack Obama from 2009 to 2017 and is currently the forty-sixth president of the United States. In Paradise P.D., Joe Biden is portrayed as a creepy old pervert, who's stalking Dusty Marlow, having an unexplained sexual fixation on him. He first appeared in "Police Academy".
He is voiced by Cedric Yarbrough.
Biography[]
In "Police Academy", Joe Biden was on the Dark Web as one of the bidders, trying to illegally buy Dusty's virginity. At the time, Dusty had created a bunch of sockpuppet accounts and bid on his own virginity to prevent Gina Jabowski from winning the auction, so Gina had to report and block the accounts. Gina saw the username "Joe Biden" and assumed it was one of Dusty's accounts so she blocked it, coming as a real disappointment to the real Joe Biden, who was on the dark web and placing an auction of Dusty's virginity while jerking off to his pictures. At the end of the episode, Joe Biden appeared again, breaking into Dusty's apartment to watch with pleasure as Dusty's cat, Mr. Meowgi, mistreated him sexually.
In "Paradise Found", Joe Biden attended the wedding of Randall Crawford and Karen Crawford/execution of Dusty Marlow for some reason and when Gina showed a toilet cam video of Dusty going to the bathroom, Joe Biden looked upon it with extreme arousal and quoted "Aw, f*** yeah!"
In "Flip the Vote", Joe Biden made a cameo appearance, exposing his full naked body and twirling his genitals around on public television for no given reason at all.
In "Fallout", Joe Biden watched Randall and his talking polyp sing a song and derived some kind of erotic pleasure from it as he smoked his cigarette. Later, Biden payed Bullet millions of dollars just to livestream a dolphin giving birth so he could masturbate to it.
In "PARAD-ISIS", Joe Biden was one of the many members of ISIS, who declared war on the show for insulting him.
In "The Brozone Lair", Joe Biden watched in sexual pleasure when a giant mutant Dobby jizzed a bunch of people out of his penis. He later rounded up all the sperm Dobby jizzed out and housed them all on a farm, getting himself a new job as a Sperm Rancher.
Trivia[]
- In "Police Academy", a poster on Joe Biden's wall read "Biden 2020", alluding to him running for president that year. This episode aired on August 30th, 2018, two years before Biden in real life, announced he'd be running for president on April 8th, 2020. On November 7th, 2020, Biden would win the 2020 election and be elected president.
