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John Paul is a recurring villain in the web series Limmy's World of Glasgow, as well its TV successor Limmy's Show, acting as the titular protagonist in the stories/sketches John Paul.
He is a sadistic ned in his late teen years who spends his days annoying, pestering and tormenting people, occasionally even in brutal and torturous manners.
John Paul is a sadistic, rude, impulsive and easily amused man with little to no regard for anyone or anything around him. All he seems to enjoy doing is antagonizing and targeting victims usually at random but sometimes out of spite and revenge. He's also relatively patient when it comes to harassing his victims, such as with his wrath towards a woman who called him by accident and didn't apologise.
Surprisingly enough however he does have some people in his life that he gets along with such as his cousin Junior (although he did get angry at him for trying to stop him from harassing a man that told Junior to be quiet), and his friend Craig who he supposedly goes to hang out with often.
Appearance[]
While he is usually unseen since all of the sketches featuring him are shot in first person, and in the web series he is only heard since it's a podcast, he is shown at the start of every sketch in the show as being a man dressed in a black jacket and a gas mask, he's also seen wearing blue jeans and black trainers in some scenes.
He is depicted in Limmy's World of Glasgow as being a young man with slightly tanned skin, and blue eyes who wears an adidas cap and a white t-shirt.
In the pilot for Limmy's Show he looked vaguely similar to how he did in Limmy's world of Glasgow however he wore the jacket that would later be featured in the TV series instead, he also wore a black cap and a balaclava covering most of his face in this incarnation.
Quotes[]
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WALK WALK! WALK THE WAY YA F***ING CAME!
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~ John Paul during the Junior story.
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Alright, remember me mate? KAPOW!
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~ John Paul in the Pizza Hut story after attacking the man who was judging him.
“
Alright mate, guess who?
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~ John Paul stalking the man from the Toilet story.
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You're gie'in me a can of f***ing Heineken, or I'm phoning the f***ing plane up hen, I don't give a f***.
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~ John Paul threatening an air stewardess in the Heineken story.
“
See you're wee f***ing wean, see you're wee f***ing Leslie, I'll stab her to f***ing ribbons right in front of your eyes, ya f***ing boot.
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~ John Paul threatening to kill the stewardess Angie Simpson's daughter.
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Here mate, you're a f***ing prick!
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~ John Paul antagonizing the taxi driver.
“
Here you, drink the blood of Christ ya c**t!
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~ John Paul attacking the young man who caught him spitting on a painting in the Dali story.
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Here you, your dad's gonna die today wee man! Your dad's gonna die for what you f***ing said!
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~ John Paul threatening a young boy in the Bunnet story.
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Run through it mate and I'll forgive you for what you just said.
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~ John Paul blackmailing a guy into running through a bonfire in the "Bonny" story.
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You're gonnae f***ing do it, or I swear this'll go right into her chops, then it'll go right into your chops an' all.
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~ John Paul forcing the guy to run through the flames.
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What? What? Don't look at me! Turn around or I'll box ya!
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~ John Paul beginning to antagonize the man in the park.
“
Look at you, ya wee BOOKWORM man!
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~ John Paul mocking his target.
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Where is this prick? Better no' have ran away man. NO NO BETTER NO' HAVE ESCAPED!
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~ John Paul fearing he lost his victim.
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Alright, 'member me mate CRASH!
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~ John Paul attacking the businessman on Junior's train.
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That's it up ya go mate! That's it, heave ho!
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~ John Paul forcing the businessman to climb a fence.
“
Shut up! Are you wanting to fix my computer or no'?
Limmy's World of Glasgow - John Paul - Taxi driver
Limmy's World of Glasgow - John Paul - Bonny
Limmy's World of Glasgow - John Paul - Junior
Limmy's World of Glasgow - John Paul - Dali
Limmy's World of Glasgow - John Paul - Bunnet
Limmy's World of Glasgow - John Paul - Donald Dewer
Limmy's Show[]
Limmy's Show - John Paul in the park
Limmy's Show - John Paul - you're a toilet!
Limmy's Show - John Paul
Limmy's Show - John Paul goes fishing
Trivia[]
John Paul appears to be far less malicious in the TV series than he was in the podcasts, Limmy explained the reasoning for this in the commentary of Episode 5 of season one were the Computer sketch was shown, as some of his more cruel acts in the original version such as forcing a man to walk on the railway tracks, threatening to kill an infant, as well as his numerous acts of battery including one against an old lady) wouldn't be allowed to be shown on the network. This also explains why John Paul stopped appearing after Season 1 of Limmy's Show.
John Paul is in many ways the foil of fellow Limmy villain Wee Gary as both are technically unseen as well as the only adolescent characters played by Limmy that appear in both the original podcasts and main show but both have several differences such as John Paul being a rude, impulsive and antisocial bully with brute strength whereas Wee Gary is a polite con artist who mainly uses logic to get what he wants while having no real physical strength but a charismatic persona which allows him to befriend and ally himself with people easily.
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