| “ | You think I care people know my product stinks?! You think I care how people stink?! I don't care! In fact, DEO Brand deodorant makes people smell worse! | „ |
| ~ Kip's villainous breakdown and his most famous quote. |
Kip Snip is a minor antagonist in the Cartoon Network animated series, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, serving as the main antagonist of the episode "The Sweet Stench of Success". He is a con artist, who adopts/kidnaps Blooregard Q. Kazoo.
He was voiced by Tom Kenny, who also voices Eduardo and countless other characters on the show.
Biography[]
Kip Snip was a con artist who first appears pretending to be a famous Hollywood agent who adopted Bloo after he got jealous of Eduardo's TV publicity. He tricks Bloo into a acting gig to which the latter excitingly accepts. Bloo soon becomes a huge star as the mascot "Deo" to promote Deo brand Deodorant. After acting for many Deo brand deodorant commercials, Bloo heads off to go home to Foster's. But Kip refuses to let him leave and forces him to sleep in a cage without eating.
The next morning, Kip wakes up Bloo telling him that he has a huge gig to attend to. Bloo counters that he hasn't eaten in two days, but Kip blows him off, stating that celebrities don't keep their fans waiting. Bloo quickly becomes very bored and weary with all these commercials and gigs. Later that night, Bloo begs Kip to let him contact Mac, but Kip still refuses, and turns the lights off as Bloo's eyes well up with tears.
Early the next morning, Kip tells Bloo he's got another DEO gig, but Bloo, (finally fed up with Kip's treatment), furiously tells him that he quits. Unfortunately, Kip reveals that the contract Bloo signed was not an acting contract but actually adoption papers, making Kip his new guardian and thus, Bloo has no choice in the matter. Bloo reluctantly prepares for another act. Just as Bloo is ready to sadly accept his fate as Kip's slave, he gets an idea and starts tapping a secret morse code.
Meanwhile, Mac receives Bloo's secret message on TV "Help me, Mac", and he is rescued by Mac and friends. Before Bloo could escape, a furious Kip snatches him telling him he would own him forever. But Bloo kicks the evil producer in the jaw stating that he is not someone's property. Bloo then reveals that Deo deodorant is a phony, much to the viewers' shock. Kip claims he never cared about the problem, to the audience's shock.
Kip then snaps and revealed that it in fact made people smell worse, making the audience horrified at this. Kip is then arrested for life in prison, for false advertising (which is under Article 254, Section 3 of the city's laws; as stated by the officers who arrested him) as well as for all his mistreatment towards Bloo. As humiliated Kip is taken away by the cops, he comically yells out "Noooo!" while moving his legs crazily. Kip Snip vows revenge on Bloo.
Appearance[]
Kip has slender tan skin, and blonde shoulder-length hair slicked back in a ponytail. He wears black sunglasses, a gray suit jacket, a pink shirt, white pants, and black shoes.
Quotes[]
| “ | Kip Snip: I own you, kid. That contract you signed, that wasn’t an acting contract, it was adoption papers. So as your legal guardian, I say, you can’t quit! Bloo: But, I didn’t wanted to be adopted. |
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| ~ Kip Snip's villainous reveal toward Bloo. |
| “ | Kip: Not so fast, DEO. You're not going anywhere! I created you, I own you! Bloo: No, Kip, you didn't create me. |
„ |
| ~ Kip snaps at Bloo. |
| “ | Cop #1: That's it, pal! We're taking you downtown. Cop #2: You're spending the rest of your life rotting in prison. Kip: Arresting me? For what? Cop #1: Article 254, section 3, false advertising. Kip: NO! |
„ |
| ~ Kip's last words as he gets arrested for false advertising and abusive treatment towards Bloo. |
Trivia[]
- Kip bears a strong resemblance to fellow Cartoon Network villain Dick Hardly, both in appearance and in personality.
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