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| “ | Everybody dies. That's God's way of telling us he hates us. | „ |
| ~ Lady Gertrude |
Lady Gertrude is a supporting antagonist in Paradise P.D. She is a bearded lady who works at a circus and sells popcorn with trans-fats and falsely markets it as being trans-fat free.
Biography[]
In "Task Force", Kevin and his task force went undercover to investigate the circus, suspecting an argyle meth conspiracy going on over there. Lady Gertrude greeted them, asking what they were doing there. Kevin lied and said they were a team of circus freaks called "The Poleesies". Lady Gertrude believed this and let them work at her circus.
While Prop Cop, Handicop, and The Siamese Twin Cops got themselves killed, trying to do the complicated stunts she set up for them, Kevin searched around in the back for argyle meth. He came across a crate and suspected the meth was in there. Lady Gertrude caught him and thought that he was going back there to have sex with her. Lady Gertrude took off her robe and revealed to have a second pubic beard growing off of her crotch. Kevin was hesitant to go along with the act and Lady Gertrude forced his head into her genitals. Kevin pulled back and admitted that he wasn't there to have sex with her. He was there to bust her because he was a cop. Lady Gertrude pulled a gun on him and told him that he wasn't going to shut down he business.
After further communication, it turned out that Lady Gertrude was not involved with the argyle meth business and her only true crime was passing off trans-fat popcorn as trans-fat free. Kevin saw this as a minor felony and said that he wasn't even going to arrest her at all. Lady Gertrude put her gun down and Kevin was safe. However, she notified Kevin that at this point, the clowns have all come out and that his friend, Gerald Fitzgerald, was surely traumatized at this moment, which he was.
In "Tucker Carlson is a Huge Dick", Lady Gertrude was one of the female police officers working for Karen Crawford's all-female police force. Lady Gertrude flashed her naked body to some criminals, which disgusted all of them into turning to stone.
