| “ | White House Chief Of Staff: Some lawyers are here to reccommend new laws. Mr/Ms. President: Send them in/Slaps for anyone who reccommends stupid laws. |
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| ~ The President meets The Lawyers for the first time |
The Lawyers are the secondary antagonists of the 2022 mobile video game The President created by CrazyGames LTD. They serve as the main antagonists of Day 11, Day 18 and Day 38. But they haven't made any appearances since then.
They are a group of 4 lawyers who want to reccomend new laws to The President. Some of them are good to be accepted while others aren't. If they suggest a stupid or unfair law, they either get rejected or get a slap depending on the player's choice of personality.
Like many other characters, including The President themselves, their voice actor is unknown, but it is assumed that their voice is AI generated.
Biography[]
Past[]
It is not known of how the lawyers formed together, but at some unknown date, they must have got their jobs as lawyers, formed together and made new laws to bring to The President of The United States for discussion.
Day 11[]
The President gets word from their Chief Minister that the lawyers are coming to request new laws for the country. The President decides to send them in and The Chief Minister says "Enjoy your meeting" before exiting. The first one requests "Make OnlyFanz Illegal", the second one asks "Arrest anyone who adds milk before cereal.", the third suggests "Arrest anyone who does not collect their dog's poop." and the last one says "Double Tax anyone who has watched Game Of Thrones.". The President can either choose to accept or reject some laws as well as slap some lawyers (optional). However, if the President chose to ask why, their reasons are:
- Lawyer 1: My ugly girlfriend joined OnlyFanz. She left me after making a lot of money.
- Lawyer 2: Anyone who does this is capable of murder.
- Lawyer 3: We all hate stepping on dog poop.
- Lawyer 4: Almost everyone will get taxed. That means more money for the government.
Day 18[]
Back in the oval office, The President's chief minister appears again and tells them that the lawyers are back. The President decides to let them inside again to hear the new laws, but not before The Chief Minister hopes that they have better laws this time. The first one says "Arrest people who wear underwear on Zoom Meetings.", the second one suggests "Arrest people who use all caps on messages.", The third asks "Arrest people who chew with their mouth open." and The last wants to "Arrest people who do not leave a tip.". If the President chooses to ask why, their reasons are:
- Lawyer 1: No one asked for a show when they accidently stand up.
- Lawyer 2: I mean, who are they shouting at?
- Lawyer 3: They are vampires in Disguise.
- Lawyer 4: Waiters are broke out here.
Day 38[]
Back at the oval office, The President's chief minister appears again and tells them that the lawyers are back once again. The President thinks that they're the most stupid lawyers they have ever seen. The chief minister tells them that they look serious today and The President still calls them a dumb group of lawyers and they waited for them.
The first one goes up and requests it to make it legal to spit on the streets, the second wants to arrest people who hold up TSA Security, the third comes up and asks to approve this law "Arrest people who overuse the word 'literally'" and the last one's law is "Arrest people who clap when the plane lands". If the President chooses to ask why, their reasons are:
- Lawyer 1: I like to lick spit on the sidewalks
- Lawyer 2: We are all in a hurry, it is annoying.
- Lawyer 3: It literally is the annoying thing.
- Lawyer 4: This should only happen if it was a bumpy ride.
Day 44[]
They don't make an apperance in this level, but they are replaced by, according to The President's chief minister, Celebrities! This suprised The President, waiting to slap them if they have stupid laws as The Lawyers. The chief minister reveals he/she is a big fan of them and today is unbelievable. The President replies "Relax, don't embaress me." before waiting for the celebrities.
The first one, Johnny Depp, goes up and asks for permission to arrest his ex-wife. The second, who goes by the name of Nicki Minaj, wants to arrest all the men in the US. The third, Billie Eilish comes up and asks to approve this law "Make it illegal to wear green'". The last one, Albert Einstein's law is "Arrest anyone who has a PHD". The President can either choose to accept or reject some laws as well as slap some of them (optional). However, if the President chose to ask why, their reasons are:
- Johnny Depp: She beat me up, I had to get a divorce.
- Nicki Minaj: They keep looking at my yams every time I pass by.
- Billie Eilish: Wearing green is my thing, no one should copy.
- Albert Einstein: No one should be smarter than me.
Personality[]
The Lawyers are stupid, dumb and sometimes smart and reasonable people who try to convince The President to approve the laws they have in mind. Some of their laws and reasons are confusing and stupid while others are reasonable and good. Even when they return to the office each time, some of their laws are annoying.
Relationships[]
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Trivia[]
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