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| “ | Higher hair. | „ |
| ~ Mark Zuckerberg |
Mark Elliot Zuckerberg is a recurring villain from the Netflix original series, Paradise P.D.. He is a portrayal of the real-life, dead-eyed, blank-faced millionaire who invented FaceBook, who works as one of the close allies to Charles Lovely of Lovely Corp. He made his first appearance in "A Star is Porn".
He is voiced by Rocky Russo.
Biography[]
In "A Star is Porn", Mark Zuckerberg had a business meeting with Karen Crawford, regarding the outsourcing and expansion of his company headquarters. Karen wanted to know if Mark Zuckerberg could build an HQ for Facebook on the grounds of Paradise, Illinois to help gentrify their community. Mark did nothing this entire conversation but sit there, staring blankly off into space and occasionally murmuring the phrase, "Higher hair." Perplexed but still wanting to deal the deal with him, Karen deduced that Mark was asking her to cut his hair, which she did, shaving off his entire head and making him go bald. Ultimately, the meeting ended with Mark Zuckerberg refusing to franchise in Paradise but Karen did somehow find herself agreeing to becoming his on-call barber. Later in the episode, Mark Zuckerberg showed up in the middle of the woods, sporting his unsightly new haircut, just to terrorize some random kids for no reason.
In "The Butt Cut", a cutaway gag showed Mark Zuckerberg on trial for his website illegally stealing people's data and trading it with other companies to make money. Mark's only comment on the matter was "higher hair", which was enough to satisfy the supreme court and get him off the hook.
In "The Eternal Reckoning", Mark Zuckerberg was gathered with his cult of other plutocratic CEOs, such as Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Michael Lindell, and their leader, Charles Lovely. All of them had kidnapped Baby Kevin and were planning on using their etheral powers to consume the baby's soul so that they could all give themselves eternal life. However, their plans were foiled by Paradise P.D. and The Strawberry Action Squad, who came in and stopped them in a battle of epic proportions. During the war, Mt. Friskers clawed him in the chest and used his radioactive powers to make him lose his hair and go bald, completely.
Trivia[]
- Although Mark Zuckerberg didn't officially appear until Season 4, another parody on the same person named "Dark Zuckerberg" appeared back in Season 1, as the corrupt CEO of The Dark Web.
