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“ | Jeff: Where am I? Johanna: At the threshold of a new age. Welcome, to The McKennon Foundation! |
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~ Johanna Gurney-Schaffner |
The McKennon Foundation is an evil organization that kidnaps smart individuals and harvests their sperm in order to create a future free of idiots. They kidnap Jeff after he turned himself smart and attempted to harvest his sperm alongside the other winners of Oh-Oh I Know That!
Members[]
All of the members of the McKennon Foundation are intelligent elitists that wear red suits and talk with well-rounded vocabulary. Some members have appeared in past episodes, such as the Langley Falls News Director. Each of the members wields fancy golden knives that they use as weapons to fight against anyone who gets in the way of their plans.
Biography[]
The McKennon Foundation established Oh-Oh I Know That! in order to round up smart individuals so that they could harvest their sperm. The members are originally seen eating at a sophisticated location with Jeff while they exchange banter. Later on during the episode, the foundation's leader Johanna Gurney-Schaffner uses chloroform to make Jeff pass out so that she could bring them to their secret lair. There, she revealed their plan while other previously-kidnapped victims had their sperm sucked out through tubes, killing them in the process. Eventually, Hayley arrived with her new brutish boyfriend to help save Jeff. Johanna ordered the other members to go after them, causing him to throw rocks at them. They eventually overpower him, but it gave Jeff and Hayley time to escape into a closet, where Jeff became dumb again. Jeff realized that he had to create a plan so dumb the they would never expect it, which involved rubbing slippery substance on themselves. After leaving the closet covered in the slippery fluid, the members were unable to grab them. One of the members tried to grab Jeff, but it caused him to slip out of the member's hands and fly onto the controls, causing the sperm vat to explode and presumably killing the organizations members.
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Trivia[]
- After the McKennon Foundation was destroyed, a newspaper was published with a headline that read "McKennon Foundation destroyed in unprintable disaster, don't ask".
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