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| “ | I am Mike J, Kosher Mad Cow Zombie, God of Hellfire! All bow down, and worship my asscock! | „ |
| ~ Mike J. |
Michael Jaret-Schachter, Mike J for short, is a minor character in 2003 video game POSTAL 2, the main antagonist and final boss of POSTAL 2: Apocalypse Weekend, the secondary antagonist of POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost and the overarching protagonist of POSTAL 4: No Regerts.
He is voiced by his real-life counterpart.
History[]
POSTAL 2[]
He works at the Running With Scissors office as a producer and "Chief Bidet Officer". On Monday, he instructs the Postal Dude to see Vince Desi in his office. He does not play a significant role in the game's events.
POSTAL 2: Apocalypse Weekend[]
He appears at the end of the game as a "Cow Boss". Previously, only the effects of his actions, such as the Epidemic of mad cows and the transformation of some people into zombies are seen. During the fight, he summons various minions for help or uses unconventional solutions. The best way to kill him is to shoot down Gary Coleman's heads flying over him (providing him with a shield), and then fire from the rocket launcher.
POSTAL 4: No Regerts[]
Somehow, he is a human despite being a Mad Cow Zombie in his previous appearances. He is the mayor of Edesin and owns a bidet store in town. He first appears on Wednesday where he extradited the Postal Dude back to the city from Mexico to give him jobs including installing bidets, crashing Kunny Island's grand opening, improving relations with Mexico and making people sign a petition. After the Postal Dude completes these jobs, Mike J books him a room in a "swanky lodge somewhere in the mountains".
External Links[]
- Mike J on the Postal Wiki
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