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I am Mike J, Kosher Mad Cow Zombie, God of Hellfire! All bow down, and worship my asscock!
~ Mike J

Mike J is a minor character in 2003 video game Postal 2 and main antagonist and final boss in Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend and secondary antagonist in Postal 2: Paradise Lost.


Postal 2

He works at the Running With Scissors office as a producer. It does not play a significant role in events.

Apocalypse Weekend

Appears at the end of the game as a "Cow Boss". Previously, you could only see the effects of his actions, such as the Epidemic of mad cows and the transformation of some people into zombies. During the fight, he summons various minions for help or uses unconventional solutions. The best way to kill him is to shoot down Garry Coleman's heads flying over him (providing him with a shield), and then fire from the rocket launcher.



Postal Dude

Postal 2
Postal Dude | The Bitch | Parents for Decency | Book Protestors | Terrorists | Rednecks | Butchers | Carriers | Krotchy | Gary Coleman | Uncle Dave

Apocalypse Weekend
Postal Dude | Mike J | Phraud Hogslop | Vegetarians | Zombies | Zombie Dad | Terrorists

Eternal Damnation
Lorie Health | Skeleton Boss | Zombie Boss | The Devil | Zombies

Corkscrew RuLes!
Shtopor | Osama Bin Laden | Bastardz | Erectus followers | Children of Kindness

Postal III
Postal Dude | Krotchy | Uncle Dave | Raul Chomo | Hugo Chavez

Paradise Lost
Postal Dude | Krotchy | Gary Coleman | Uncle Dave | Zack Ward | The Bitch | Mike J | Osama Bin Laden | Terrorists | Zombies | HAAT | Food Technicians | Survivalists | Game Devs | Bandits | Gingers | PU CEO | Rednecks

Postal Movie
Postal Dude | Richard | Uncle Dave | The Bitch | Osama Bin Laden | Mohammed | Officer John | Officer Greg