| “ | Lots of me! | „ |
| ~ The Doofenzombies' catchphrase. |
| “ | Doofenzombies: Less of me! Doofenshmirtz: Oh, typical. Typical. Yeah, turn on your creator. You guys are all cliché, I'm just letting you know. |
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| ~ The Doofenzombies as they turn against the original. |
The Mindless Repulsive Pharmacists are the main titular antagonists of the Phineas and Ferb special "Night of the Living Pharmacists". They are zombie-like versions of Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Just like their original counterpart, they were all voiced by Dan Povenmire.
Biography[]
They were accidentally created by Doofenshmirtz when he shot his brother Roger (the Mayor of Danville) with his Repulse-Inator during the unveiling of Danville's first water tower. However, since the -inator was to require a lot more power than usual (evident by a number of extension cords attached to the machine), a power surge strikes the -inator as it fired at Roger, turning him into a zombie version of Doof, much to everyone's horror. Upon witnessing this, Doofenshmirtz is extremely furious of the fact that he's being used as a literal meaning of repulsiveness. This results in an epidemic in which anyone who came in contact with a Doof zombie becomes one. The virus managed to spread all throughout the Tri-State Area, even infecting almost all of the O.W.C.A. animal agents (however, it has more of a werewolf affect on them). Doofenshmirtz is the only one who is immune to their touch (probably because they all look like him).
While keeping himself and his friends away from being infected by using rubber to insulate from the infection, Phineas soon learns that the contagion is only caused by static electricity and the Fireside Girls deduct that the source is somewhere in Doof's building. In the meantime, Doofenshmirtz initially attempts to take advantage of the situation to take over the Tri-State Area but realizes that his zombie counterparts have gone out of control, and aids Perry from getting infected. Eventually, after arriving back at his lair via helicopter, Doofenshmirtz finally spots the kids arriving, including his own daughter Vanessa. After Doofenshmirtz explains about the events that caused the contagion, Phineas and the gang decide to come up with a plan: to use the water tower to douse everyone in water to turn them back to normal (since water can neutralize static). Using spare parts from Doofenshmirtz's lair, Doofenshmirtz and the kids build a pulley system and a giant sprinkler. However, more Doof zombies arrive, and Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella head up to the tower while Doofenshmirtz, Candace, and Vanessa deal with the zombies. Eventually, Candace and Vanessa get infected, much to the anger of Doofenshmirtz, who then offers himself as bait (despite being immune to the zombies) to buy the kids some time.
After reaching the water tower, Phineas and Ferb get infected, but before Isabella becomes infected, she manages to turn on the sprinkler, causing all the water from the tower to spread around all of Danville, turning everyone back to normal. As a relieved Doofenshmirtz assures that he won't be bringing a zombie apocalypse again, Phineas and Ferb comment that everyone in Danville is finally cured, but Isabella comments that the rest of the world is still infected, as there are still many other Doof zombies surrounding the walled city of Danville.
It is unknown what happens next afterwards, although it is implied that the entire episode was just a horror movie that Stacy Hirano was watching or that Phineas and Ferb created some invention to dispose of the Mindless Repulsive Pharmacists. Dan Povenmire however, made it clear that the entire episode is canon to the series with the "The End" card on Stacy's TV being merely the "The End" title card of the Grievance movie she is watching at the time. Considering the series' episodes typically conclude with everything return to normal thus maintaining status quo, it's too certain Mindless Repulsive Pharmacists pandemic ended as quickly as it started thanks to varying factors such as rain.
People who were infected[]
- Roger Doofenshmirtz
- Melanie
- Giant Floating Baby Head
- Don Adaded
- Various Danville Citizens
- Martin the News Vendor
- Gordon
- Unknown Painter
- The Fake Andrews Sisters
- Linda Flynn-Fletcher
- Lawrence Fletcher
- Francis Monogram
- Carl Karl
- Lacie
- Birgitte
- Dana
- Heather
- Various O.W.C.A. agents
- Ginger Hirano
- Gretchen
- Adyson Sweetwater
- Holly
- Katie
- Milly
- Baljeet Tjinder
- Buford Van Stomm
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
- Candace Flynn
- Perry the Platypus
- Phineas Flynn
- Ferb Fletcher
- Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
People who didn't get infected[]
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz (since he's immune)
- Stacy Hirano
Memorable Quotes[]
- "Lots of me..." - Standard by all.
- "Lots of me...Let's go to traffic." - Transformed weatherperson.
- "Back to you, Gordon." - Transformed co-helicopter pilot.
- "Lots of me, baby..." - Transformed Martin the News Vendor.
- "Less of me..." - Said when taking out the real Doofenshmirtz from DEI.
- "Lots of me, I used to be Carl." - Transformed Carl Karl.
- "Lots of me!" - Transformed Perry the Platypus.
- "...Lots of me?" - Vanessa after her transformation
Trivia[]
- They are obviously a less gory parody of George Romero's Zombies.
