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| “ | What do you do when the mad that you feel, when each way you walk is uphill, when the grown-ups are working against you and all you can do is to kill? Don't run away. Don't admit defeat. Just point your gun up and fire one volley. All you kids hop out of your seats and get on the motherf#%ing trolley. | „ |
| ~ Mister Rogers revealing his true nature on his show. |
Fred McFeely Rogers (known as Mister Rogers) is an antagonist in the animated series, Black Dynamite. He is a parody of the late television host, educator, and puppeteer of the same name.
History
Before he became a television host, Fred Rogers was a special operations soldier who was greatly obsessed with children. In 1958 during the cold war, he and Mr. McFeely fought in Communist Chile where he comes across a child suicide bomber. Fred tries to comfort the boy with his words of wisdom, but when he asks the boy to hand over his grenade, a soldier from behind shoots the child in the head, killing him. Fred goes insane and kills all the communists on the battlefield in rage. Fred puts on the dead child's red cardigan and walks off with his dead body. According to Mr. McFeely, that was just the beginning. Through the years, he fought in Beirut, Cuba, and Sinai for all the children.
Black Dynamite
At a Senate Committee on Communications, Fred Rogers earns his $20 million funding for his show, Mister Rogers' Neighborhood. But the TV producers started spending the money on a mansion, hookers, and cocaine. Black Dynamite decides to take the orphans to his show for their birthday. Fred plays the piano but finds a broken piano string. At his dressing room where the producers are, Fred learns that the $20 million is gone because his show isn't profitable. So they want him to get the kids to buy products such as cocaine and introduce a bad cartoon called Waka Blocka Blaow! Mister Rogers doesn't approve, starts to lose his mind and kills the producers in his dressing room.
On the set, Mister Rogers takes off his cardigan, revealing his tattoos, takes out a machine gun, kidnaps all the children on the air and puts them on a trolley, taking them to the real Land of Make-Believe and blocks the entrance. Mr. McFeely tells everyone the truth that Mister Rogers is the worst motherf****er he ever knew, ever since 1958 during the Cold War in Chile. Every time there's kids involved, nobody stands a chance. So, Black Dynamite runs through the Land of Make-Believe while all the ATF cops get brutally attacked by Rogers' traps. He makes it to the castle where the kids are and fights off Rogers' cardigan kung-fu style. He tells Rogers' that he has to accept the world as it is and wakes up from his delusion. Mister Rogers attempts to strangle himself to death with his cardigan, but Black Dynamite saves him.
At the end of the episode, Mister Rogers has been sent to maximum security prison.