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| “ | Follow me... | „ |
| ~ Mistress Kane. |
Mistress Kane is a supporting antagonist of Scary Movie 2. She was Master Hugh Kane's mistress who haunted Hell House alongside him after their deaths.
She was portrayed by Jennifer Curran.
History[]
As explained by Professor Oldman in a deleted scene, Mistress Kane lived in the 1980s with her husband, Hugh Kane and he had an affair with an attractive woman and made her his mistress without his wife Caroline knowing about it. His servant Hanson who had a deep crush on Caroline knew about the extramarital relationship and murdered them both, thinking he would win her love but it did not work. Although Kane and his Mistress returned as ghosts and Kane himself decided to possesses him and make him do his bidding.
She seduced and killed Professor Oldman in the basement's hallways beneath the house. Later she then encountered Shorty Meeks in a storage room within the house's basement, but instead of killing him, she decided to have quick sex with him (with a paper bag over her head).
At the end of the film, she gave Shorty a blowjob and distracted him from the road, where he accidentally hit Hanson standing next to Cindy Campbell on the road at the college.
Trivia[]
- Her first name was "Jennifer, though it was never proven nor mentioned in the movie.
- She has the powers of umbrakinesis, in both of her appearances she is shrouded in shadow, then she discards it when revealing her true form.
- Mistress Kane was called "Siren" in the film's end credits.
Quotes[]
Act 1[]
| “ | (manic laughter) (coughing) Too blue! | „ |
| ~ The Mistress' first appearance, complaining that her bedroom is too blue |
| “ | Oh, professor... | „ |
| ~ Mistress Kane to Professor Oldman |
| “ | Come over here.... | „ |
| ~ Mistress Kane leading the Professor down the corridors |
| “ | This way, you big hunk... | „ |
| ~ The Mistress seductively entices the Professor |
| “ | I'm here, baby... | „ |
| ~ The Mistress fades into darkness |
Act 2[]
| “ | Oh, oh, oh! | „ |
| ~ The Mistress seduces Shorty |
Act 3[]
| “ | Did you hear something? | „ |
| ~ The Mistress, now in a heated love affair with Shorty, alarmed by Hanson being run over by their car |
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