| “ | Awww, there's daddies baby, there's my little Mittens. | „ |
| ~ Mitten's Owner |
Mittens Owner is a serial killer who murdered a mass amount of people to feed his cat. He appears in the Cyanide and Happiness skit: "Mittens".
He is voiced by Kris Wilson.
Biography[]
The skit begins with Ted and Tim sitting on the couch. Mittens then jumps up on the couch and Ted begins talking to him in a baby-voice. Tim tells him that the cat looks sweet now, but he would eat him if he had the chance. The man denies, and Tim tells him that he read about cats eating their owners after they died. The man again denies, and tells him that it's statistically unlikely. The camera zooms out to reveal a room filled with dead bodies. Tim stood up and told him he had to leave, and he was stabbed in the back of the head. Ted takes out a bell, rings it and tells Mittens that it's dinner time.
Appearance[]
He appears to be a standard Cyanide and Happiness character with a red shirt and caucasian skin.
Personality[]
Despite being a serial killer, Ted has a very friendly personality. When speaking to Mittens, he talks in a baby-like voice. He is always wearing a smile, and speaking in a positive attitude.
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- Ted's name wasn't mentioned in the skit, but it was listed in the credits.
- His past victims may have all been similar to Tim, killing them after inviting them over to hang out.
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