Mr. Cobbler

Evil-doer
Full Name	Unknown
Alias	Mr. Cobbler
Origin	Cyanide and Happiness
Occupation	Show-Host
Powers / Skills	Massive size Strength
Goals	To share his cobbler food (failed)
Crimes	Mass destruction Mass manslaughter Terrorism
Type of Villain	Anti-Villainous Monster

“	Hello neighbor, come on in!	„
	~ Mr. Cobbler

Mr. Cobbler is a show-host who accidentally destroys his puppet town in the Cyanide and Happiness skit: "Mr. Cobbler's Neighborhood".

Biography

The skit begins with Mr. Cobbler greeting the audience. He pulls out a cobbler and says that there's no one to share it with. He decides to go to Puppet Town to invite all the neighbors. The scene switches to the puppet people wondering their village to happy music. Suddenly; giant footsteps could be heard in the distance. One of the puppets slowly looks into the sky to see Mr. Cobbler towering over him. He says: "time to eat, everyone!" The citizens assume they mean he wants to eat everyone, and they all begin to panic. A puppet sounds the emergency horns as citizens run past him in fear. A couple hugs each other, cowering in fear while watching him approach their home. He says "knock knock" and knocks down their hot with two knocks of his fist. He looks at the destruction with a sad expression, and verbally concluded that no one was home. He spots a mother and a son were cowering between two buildings, and begins to reach for the mother. He grabs her, but she holds onto her son in fear. The tension causes her to unravel, and he pulls out a long piece of red string in confusion. He drops it and asks where everyone went. The camera shows all of the destruction he caused, and then zooms back to him sulking. He begins sining about how there was no one to share his food with, kicks a car into the air like a can on the side of a street, and walks into the sunset upset that he couldn't find anyone to share his food with.

Appearance

Mr. Cobbler has a pill-shaped head, caucasian skin, white hair with patches of it missing, a green vest, a white undershirt, and a purple tie.

Personality

Despite being a monster, Mr. Cobbler acts in no-way like a villain. He is very friendly, and desires to share the food that he makes with his friends. It was only due to his massive size that he caused fear and destruction around the puppet town. After failing to share his food, he became sad that he wasn't able to bond with his puppet neighbors. He is very innocent and un-self aware to his crimes, not knowing that he killed a mass amount of people and destroyed the town.

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• Mr. Cobbler is an obvious parody of Mr. Rogers.
• Mr. Cobbler's name probably originates from the food that he was cooking in said skit.