“ | You know, Abe Lincoln was my favorite president. Blood wasn't the only thing Original Abe Lincoln liked to spray around the cheap seats. | „ |
~ Diane Grumbles |
Diane Grumbles is a villain from the MTV/HBO Max animated series, Clone High. She is a perverted sex-ed teacher, who was briefly hired to work at Clone High High School, before she died mid-attempt to rape Abe. She only appeared in the episode "Sexy-Ed".
She was voiced by Mo Gaffney.
Biography[]
In "Sexy-Ed", Principal Scudworth needed to hire a sex-ed teacher at Clone High High School, to help get Joan and JFK to fall back in love with each other again, after they broke up. A seductive old broad by the name Diane Grumbles was hired by Mr. Butlertron for the job and she quickly won the heart of Principal Scudworth, who found the wrinkled old woman to be very sexy.
Mrs. Grumbles taught the sex-ed class and tried pairing up Joan and JFK to work together but they refused. She was soon to give up on getting the two together and instead started courting Abe, who she found to be a very sexually attractive teenager. Diane would court Abe and try to seduce him into having sex with her but he refused. During her courting ritual, she would boast about all the men and women she slept with over the years, as though Abe would find that alluring.
Abe would later go back to have sex with Diane, after Topher convinced him that doing so would be the only way to get Joan to like him. Abe went into the teacher's lounge with Mrs. Grumbles to have sex with her and Diane got the scene all set up. Diane climbed up on Abe and got into compromising position with him, while, unbeknownst to both of them, Topher took a picture to blackmail Abe with later. Diane prepared to have sex with Abe but then suddenly had a heart attack and died. Scudworth would come in later and be mildly disappointed to see what had happened.
Principal Scudworth and Candide Sampson had Mrs. Grumbles' body thrown out and decided it'd be best to ignore the whole situation involving a dead teacher and attempted teenage rape and instead pretend nothing had happened.
Trivia[]
- Mrs. Grumbles is a parody on Mrs. Grundy from Riverdale. Her relationship with Abe is a reference to Mrs. Grundy's relationship with Archie Andrews and her appearance is a reference to how her character initially appeared in the Archie comics.
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