|“||Why can't you just graduate out of my life?||„|
|~ Mrs. Puff|
Poppy Puff, or better known as Mrs. Puff, is one of the main characters of SpongeBob SquarePants. She is the teacher of the titular character at her own boating school. She is a paranoid pufferfish who wears a sailor uniform.
Mrs. Puff is friendly to almost all of her students, but she is constantly tormented by SpongeBob to the point of mental instability. She occasionally acts as an antagonist/anti-villainess due to SpongeBob's reckless driving. On average, her general characterization has become more negative over the series' run, growing increasingly hateful and afraid towards SpongeBob on occasions, even developing somewhat of a phobia. This is most likely due to years of having put up with SpongeBob's failures and the trouble he has caused. However, Puff has never outright told SpongeBob that she dislikes him nor that he will never get his driver's license; while still largely SpongeBob's, it can be argued that her suffering is partially her fault as a result of this.
While most see Mrs. Puff's criminal record as largely SpongeBob's fault, it should be noted that she had this record before even moving to Bikini Bottom. Some of Mrs. Puff's statements in "No Free Rides" indicate that she has been forced to move and change her name as a result of her criminality at least once.
Unfortunately, the show's flanderization in post first movie seasons (Season 4-Season 9) saw her portrayal reached a controversial point, notably in "Demolition Doofus" where she displayed a murderous breakdown in her attempt to kill SpongeBob for his incompetence and role in her inability to inflate. Although it appeared that Mrs. Puff was about to commit a genuine act of Moral Event Horizon and cemented her status as a villainess in process, the aforementioned portrayal was in truth, ridiculously irrational on the same vein with Squidward in both "Good Neighbors" and "The Little Yellow Book" as well as Mr. Krabs in "One Coarse Meal" taking into accounts of how she made efforts in her own part in ensuring her student's success.
She is voiced by Mary Jo Catlett. In the Broadway musical adaptation, she was portrayed by Abby C. Smith.
Pre-First Movie Seasons
|“||I've got to end this thing before it begins.||„|
|~ Mrs. Puff realizing her mistake about passing SpongeBob.|
Some small, early examples of Mrs. Puff's antagonism can be seen in the season one episode "Scaredy Pants". In the said episode, Mrs. Puff makes fun of SpongeBob for his fearful behavior during Halloween by calling him "ScaredyPants" just like the others after startling him with her car's horn. As with those who made fun of the sponge, Mrs. Puff gets a taste of her own medicine where she is terrified by SpongeBob's own terrifying form resulted from Patrick shaved upper half of his body to the point of him skinless and has eyes, brain, and mouth exposed in a disturbing way just to further convince his cheap Flying Dutchman disguise. Although the episode "Sleepy Time" features Mrs. Puff in an antagonistic role where she tears SpongeBob's driving license into pieces (this technically doesn't count since said "Mrs. Puff" was part of SpongeBob's own dream).
In "No Free Rides", in addition to the aforementioned unspecified criminal record which forced her to move and change her identity at least once, Mrs. Puff finds herself resorted to steal SpongeBob's new car after passing him from her class just to get rid of him for good. She fears that SpongeBob will destroy the town because of this mistake. Later, she sneaks into SpongeBob's boatmobile and drives off with it, unaware that her student is sleeping in it. The two get into a fight and SpongeBob eventually discovers who the thief is. The boat crashes into a police car and Mrs. Puff ends up in jail.
|“||I'm going to kick your butt!||„|
|~ Mrs. Puff, upon assuming SpongeBob beat up Flatts.|
- Failing to notice her students' (except SpongeBob's) sudden change of behavior as soon as Flats enter where they unexpectedly wear paper masks over their faces upon introducing the titular bully and later, abruptly moving their desks away from the middle of the room to elude him.
- Easily lied by Flats off-screen and failed to fully understand the flatfish's character, assuming that Flats just wants to be SpongeBob's friend instead of sensing that he is a legitimate threat to SpongeBob's well-being.
- Immediately believed SpongeBob to have beaten Flats just because of the latter passed-out before the former and proceeds to "kick SpongeBob's butt" at the end of the episode despite clear evidence of Flats exhausted himself from futile attempts to hurt SpongeBob for hours.
Post-First Movie Seasons
|“||"Why are you still ALIVE!?"||„|
|~ Mrs. Puff's infamous quote from "Demolition Doofus".|
As the show's flanderization progressively deteriorated qualities in characters and storyline in it, not even Mrs. Puff's portrayal that escape this degradation: In stark contrast of "Doing Time" where Mrs. Puff tries to beg the police to not arrest SpongeBob and stating that he is "just a student driver" and thus does not deserve to be arrested, "Oral Report" has her evilly laughs and tells SpongeBob while saying, "Finally! The long arm of the law's caught up with you! I guess I won't be seeing you in my driver's education class for the next 5 to 10 years!" when the police confront SpongeBob. Not only this (coupled with "Demolition Doofus" shows how contrasted her portrayals in between Pre-First Movie Seasons and Post-First Movie Seasons, but also among degradation of shows itself after the departure of original crews of the show's creators, which culminated with Stephen Hillenburg's return to revise the series.
- Ever since the beginning of the series, Mrs. Puff has had her own criminal record, which explains her frequent arrests. Some offenses include ditching jury duty or littering, but the majority are for SpongeBob's reckless driving and being blamed for it. It has been implied by an officer that driving teachers in Bikini Bottom are held responsible for some of their students' crimes.
- For some reason, despite almost always getting blamed for Spongebob's crimes, Mrs. Puff never got arrested for not only trying to kill him, but for endangering several other fishes' lives, destroying her boating school, and many tricking Spongebob into entering the Derby in the first place.