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|“||Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to!||„|
| ~ Nostalgia Critic's catchphrase.|
The Nostalgia Critic (real name: Douglas Darrien Walker; born November 17, 1981) is one of the many characters created by Douglas Darien "Doug" Walker, also known as That Guy with the Glasses, and the protagonist of his website, Channel Awesome, as well as the titular protagonist of the Nostalgia Critic web series. He is usually a short-tempered movie critic who reviews movies. Most prominently, he was featured as the villainous protagonist of his site's film series which includes Kickassia and Suburban Knights. He also appeared as the secondary antagonist of the Angry Video Game Nerd's video game Angry Video Game Nerd II: ASSimilation and a minor character in Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie.
He is played by Walker himself, and subtle hints throughout the series hint that "Douglas Darien "Doug" Walker" is the Nostalgia Critic's true name.
KickassiaThe Critic discovered the micronation of Molossia, and becomes obsessed with taking it over and ruling it. The Critic personally attempts to solely take control, but was met with the door slammed in his face by president Kevin Baugh. The Critic decides to call upon his fellow reviewers to help him with the takeover. He motivates them with promises of continuing the invasion across the world and the second attempt was an utter failure, as the entire group was chased away by a single Uzi pulled out by Baugh.
Phelous suggests using weapons, which the Critic takes as his own idea and dresses up as M. Bison, leading the charge and successfully taking over the nation. The Critic names himself President and the Nostalgia Chick as Vice President (parodying Sarah Palin). During the next few weeks, Molossia, now Kickassia, begins to have financial problems, and the Critic does nothing but sit and watch Hogan Heroes while stealing Phelous's ideas. Baugh, in his alter ego, inspires the others to contemplate the idea of being President and gives them a receipt for 20,000 pounds of dynamite, signed by the Critic himself. The others begin to doubt the Critic's honesty and mental health, and Cinema Snob concludes that he is indeed nuts when the Critic creepily admits to buying the dynamite, in case someone threatens to take his new nation.
Film Brain overhears their plan to overthrow the Tyrranical Critic and tells the latter, who orders a trial for Cinema Snob. Everyone refuses to allow Snob to be exiled, but the Critic, abusing his power, overrules the refusals and Snob is exiled (though he states he's going to just stay at the hotel across the street). Everyone now decides to rebel against the Critic and decides to unleash Dr. Insano on him, after some reluctance from Spoony, but he eventually agrees. A fight ensues between the Critic and Insano, but he overpowers the mad scientist and holds him at gunpoint. Linkara and Benzai appear to stop Critic and accidentally spills it that they are conspiring against him. In a panic, Insano begs for help from Santa Christ, who gets shot by the Critic and dies.
The death of Santa Christ inspires Film Brain to join the others, who gets Linkara to plan a strategy. The Critic is caught off guard the next day when all of the reviewers attack him and corner him in the presidential house's kitchen. After a severe beating, the Critic is knocked out and everyone begins to fight over the role of President. However, Santa Christ appears and advises everyone to give back the nation to Baugh, considering the trouble caused by their invasion. The Critic recovers and refuses to give his nation to anyone and attempts to activate the dynamite, but the Snob had disabled them and the Critic is a victim of another severe beating. He is forced to give back Molossia to Baugh, and angrily leaves, wondering why he wanted the place at all.
Suburban KnightsThe Nostalgia Critic discovered a chain mail letter in his email revealing the existence of a magical gauntlet called Malachite's Hand. After doing research, he discovered that the gauntlet indeed exists, though he continued to believe there was no magical properties in it and merely wants it as an object to make people pay to see. He then finds a map that would lead him to it, but he needs others and himself to dress up like fantasy characters. The Critic sent various slips of papers to his reviewers lying that they had won a free car. They were, of course, enraged at the revelation and decided to plan to kill the Critic in his sleep. The Critic greets his fellow reviewers before dodging a gunshot from Linkara and tells them about Malachite's Hand. Though the reviewers, except for Film Brain are skeptical. The Critic attempts to motivate them with an epic speech, but finds his living room empty and tells everyone leaving that if they refuse to participate they are fired.
That night, the Critic overlooks his costume for the quest before finding Ma-Ti in his room, holding his own slip promising a car, though the Critic claims he never sent Ma-Ti one. Ma-Ti attempts to propose that he could join him and the others on the quest, though the Critic convinces him to stay. The Critic dresses up as Link and splits up the group in order to cover more ground.
Leading Team A, the Critic encounters various enemies, such as Cat, Chester A. Bum (as "The Voice of the Forest"), and Witch Warrior. All through this, the Critic fails to stay in character and accidentally continued to show his bare crotch due to his short skirt. Obscurus Lupa (as Snow White) and Nostalgia Chick (as Arwin) teach him to act like a lady, despite his protests. Ma-Ti continually shows up, offering to help, but knowing that he is useless, the group wards him off by lying that the Nostalgia Chick lost her contact lens or that 8 Bit Mickey had a goat fetish and is in need of goat porn in order to be properly aroused.
The Critic and Team A arrive at a house and finds a book, which when opened, released Jaffers, the creator of the game. However, realizing that the critics are not true of heart, he attempts to kill them before they can find the gauntlet. Walking back home, the Critic snaps and rants about the others' insistence on staying in character, why he should even bother with stopping Malachite, and that Zelda is such a cockblocker. In his anger, the Critic realizes that Malachite sent him the chain letter, and that he wanted someone smart, brave, and adventurous enough (though Mickey corrects him by saying that he is in fact very greedy and none of those he listed). Realizing the danger of the situation, the Critic sets out of stop Malachite before running in Suede, having returned from his church mission and was a temp obstacle. On the way to the gauntlet, Suede tells him and the group about the backstory of Malachite. However, much to his rage, the Critic discovers that the gauntlet is in fact right where they started. Taking out the gauntlet and after shortly defeating Jaffers, the Critic discovers that Jaffers had replaced the gauntlet with a Power Glove, much to the approval of everyone present.
Jaffers breaks free, however, and calls on the help of his obstacles (though they are temporarily delayed by street traffic) and an epic battle ensues, with Team B returning to help with the fight. Malachite arrives and kills most of the Obstacles (except for Cloak #1, who is revealed to be the Last Angry Geek) and dons the Power Glove, having full control over his magical powers once again. However, Ma-Ti appears and interrupts his attempt to destroy the world of technology, ranting about how everyone has been a dick to him before trying one last time to do something. He points at Malachite and yells heart, effectively hurting the sorcerer. Realizing that Ma-Ti's ring is the Ring of Aeon (Malachite's old friend and the forefather of technology) the Critic and the others cheer Ma-Ti on as he fights off Malachite, resulting in a huge explosion that kills him. The Critic is saddened and has his cremated remains be put in an Oatmeal can and launched into space. After a few days of depressive loitering, Linkara accidentally mentions the Necronomicon, inspiring the Critic to find the book with Chester A. Bum.
Angry Video Game Nerd II: ASSimilationThe Nostalgia Critic appears in the video game Angry Video Game Nerd II: ASSimilation, serving as the secondary antagonist, a frequent mini-boss and the Nerd's rival.
The Critic first appears at the end of the The Unnecessary Tutorial, having found the first piece of the Sexforce within the Nerd's basement and declaring that he has stolen his rival's stuff and scattered it around the world, with the ultimate goal of saving the world before the Nerd can and gain all the glory for himself. Angered at the theft of his stuff, the Nerd engages the Critic in battle and emerges victorious, with the Critic dropping his piece of the Sexforce as he escapes.
The Critic appears again several times throughout the game, serving as the mini-boss of the world's Hang Dong 97, Area 52 and Monster Madness. He appears once more at the end of the Final Tower level Virtual Insanity, challenging the Nerd to one final battle. After his final defeat, the Critic straps a bomb to his back and plans to sacrifice himself in order to weaken Death Mwauthzyx, the game's final boss, in order to get all the glory, but the bomb explodes and kills him before he can do so.
The Nostalgia Critic appears to be a Caucasian man with glasses, a black jacket, a red necktie and, a black cap and a white vest. He usually has a goatee, even though in his Mortal Kombat: Annihilation review from 2008, he bet AskThatGuy that John McCain would win the United States presidential election. But after McCain lost to Barack Obama, the Critic shaved his beard off as a result.
The Critic almost uses a pistol, which in the first episodes of the show, was an airsoft SIG Sauer P226, but he later changed it to an airsoft Beretta 92.
The Nostalgia Critic is a loud, hypocritical, and arrogant critic with mental illness who constantly nitpicks on certain films. His hypocrisy comes from his clipless review of Jurassic World, in which he ranted about the infamous Tyrannosaurus rex vs. Spinosaurus fight scene in Jurassic Park III being made to sell more toys, when he is a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise, which was also made to sell more toys. Another aspect for his hypocrisy comes from the fact that he criticizes Jingle All the Way for commercialism, but likes A Christmas Story, which is about a kid named Ralphie who wants to buy a Red Ryder rifle as a Christmas gift.
The Critic barely knows anything about animals, even admitting that he's not exactly an animal expert. In his Disney's Tarzan review, he referred to Sabor the leopard as a cheetah, which made a lot of people outraged. However, in his "Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F Ups", he was corrected by Douchey McNitpick. He even admitted to not knowing anything about dinosaurs, in his Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom review, he referred to both Brachiosaurus and Apatosaurus as Brontosaurus, even though in his review of the first Jurassic Park, he referred to the Brachiosaurus as what it was, a Brachiosaurus.
He is shown to be quite unintelligent. In his End of Days review, he stated that 9+9+9 = 21 instead of 27. He is also shown to be somewhat mean-spirited at times since he has stated that fans of Happy Madison films shouldn't live.
- In his NickToons Review, when he was reviewing Doug, it is heavily implied that he killed someone after having a psychotic episode.
- In his Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog review, he is brought to insanity by the annoying and unlikable characters and shoots them dead.
- In his reviews of Waterworld, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, and Santa Claus: The Movie, he smiles and laughs sadistically at scenes where children are slapped in the face.
- In Kazaam he takes a turn for disturbing, saying "If this movie were a dog, I'd have it put down! If this movie were a starving young woman who begged me for just a bite of my ham and salami sandwich, I WOULD KILL HER!..." His voice becomes demonic when he says this and his face overall darkens. He then even admits this is an evil thing to say, apologizing with "Alright, that's a little dark, but you know what I'm getting at."
- In his Batman and Robin Review, the Critic completely lost his mind when Batman pulled out his own credit card, with the Critic calling it "A BAT CREDIT CARD!!!!" He then went on a violent outrage, and an unknown man physically restrained him three times.
- In Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F*ck-ups part 2, the Critic's hatred of the bat credit card reached the point that he began randomly firing off his gun whenever someone mentioned it.
- In his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles review, the Critic said that the voice for Splinter didn't match; (the voice actor was Mako Iwamatsu) as he thought Splinter's voice was too shaky for his tastes, as it wasn't like the previous voices for Splinter he had heard before. Unfortunately, this started a violent outrage from Mako fans, who said stuff like "You don't mess with Mako, motherfucker!", as well as "Leave Mako alone, he is the man!", and last but not least, "You should crucify your privates for making fun of Mako!". The Critic didn't know who Mako was at the time, but he quickly found out that Mako is a beloved actor who had been nominated for an Oscar and did constant voiceovers for Avatar: The Last Airbender. However, he died from oesophageal cancer in 2006 at age 72, and the Critic made a cigarette joke in the review, only adding to the problem. The Critic posted a video stating that he had no intentions of insulting Mako, and even joked about it in his Sidekicks review. Douchey McNitpick, however, reported it to the Critic in his Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F*ck-Ups part 1.
- However, that wasn't the end of the Critic hearing about Mako, as in the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F*ck-Ups part 2, the Critic found out that he constantly pronounced Mako's name incorrectly, as it's apparently supposed to be pronounced with a short O vowel sound, instead of the long A vowel sound the Critic had used. However, the Critic argued that it was a "Tomayto-Tomotto" situation (some people pronounce things differently than others). He said that he pronounced Mako's name like that for a long time, and stated that he had no plans of changing it any time soon.
- At the end of the A Troll of Central Park review, his hatred for Stanley the Troll for ruining the movie, as well almost killing Don Bluth´s carrier, was so great, he imagined a Tyrannosaurus to come and kill Stanley in a brutal, violent death.
- In his Quest for Camelot Review, The Critic kept questioning the logic of the movie, and the lack of explanation, to the point where be created a massive explosion of rage, which resulted in the destruction of a city. He ended doing it twice in the review. He also did this during his Old vs. New: The Nutty Professor, but thankfully it was a small explosion.
- During his Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F*ck-Ups, the Critic beat up one of his workers who accidentally posted the wrong video for his Last Action Hero review, as the Critic got mixed up between Art Carney and Robert Prowskey. The Critic quickly caught on to it, and switched around the names before he sent it out to be posted. Unfortunately, the wrong version was out for a whole day, causing thousands of people to hear the Critic call Robert Prowskey Art Carney over and over again. Despite the fact that the co-worker apologized for what he did, The Critic didn't think the co-worker's apology was good enough, and bashed his face onto the table forcing him to apologize again. The Critic then proceeded by kicking the co-worker and told him to lick his feet, follow by beating him with the handle of his gun. He then ended by telling the co-worker to clean up his own blood. The Critic attacked the co-worker one more time with the handle of the gun just for saying, "Get what?"
- At the end of the same countdown, the Critic broke into Douchey McNitpick's house and proceeded to shoot him. The Critic also did this during the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F*ck-Ups part 2.
- In his Revenge of the Commercials Review; after being tricked that there was a cure for diabetes, he lost interest in the commercial. He also decided to give five people diabetes. However, after he called a random person to inject some diabetes in them, the Critic realized that he's done something horrible.
- In his Baby Genius Review, the Critic was is a state of shock on how terrible the movie was. As he continued think of the movie, he became so enraged, that he punched a random guy in the face while he was attending a Con. In the same review, he had a Q&A panel he had to attend. Shortly after he sat on the panel, he got back up and yelled; "F**K YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!". After he got out of his shocked state, he attended another Q&A panel, and said the exact same phase during the first Q&A; "F**K YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!"
- He can be extremely sadistic when inventing his own scenes for the movies. For instance, in Santa Claus: The Movie he suggests what really happened was Saint Nick falling down in the snow and dying of hypothermia, then laughing about it. Also, in his review of A Simple Wish he expresses his desire to have Anabel make her teacher's head blow up when practicing magic, and smirking about it saying it might not make sense but it's better than the movie where an awkward stare takes place. Also, the Critic says what if Murray, in his teleportation attempt, made Anabel's school crumble into nothing, presumably killing the kids inside, and he laughed with glee when he proposed it.
- In his review of Jungle 2 Jungle, the Critic decided to demonstrate that killing animals isn't funny by throwing a rock at a woman's cat, killing it. The woman responded to this by throwing a knife at the Critic, stabbing him. Later, at the end of the review, the Critic did the same thing to get good ratings, and was once again stabbed by having a knife thrown at him.
- At the end of Jingle All the Way, the Critic, who had been infuriated with Santa for not giving him the Batman game he wanted, he goes to the North Pole, and shoots the jolly old elf in the head, killing him. The Critic then says "And a happy new year!" mockingly.
- In his Moulin Rogue review; the Critic shot brentalfloss for no reason except they needed a sad moment to end the review. However, brentalfloss got his revenge when he returned as an angel and shot the Critic dead.
- In his Child's Play Review, the Critic shot Phelous because he dies five times during the review. He does the same to Mr. Explainy-Pants in Phelous' review of Child's Play 3.
- The Critic is also shown to kick various reviewers out of his house or hotel room. This happened during his The Wiz Review with Todd in the Shadow, The Bloodrayne Review, with both Spoony and Linkara.
- Near the end of The Wiz Review, Linkara showed up telling the audience that both he and the Critic are going to review Swamp Thing. The Critic retaliated by punching Linkara in the face, off-screen. He did this just so he could relax.
- During his Odd Life of Timothy Green review, it was implied that after watching the movie for the first time, he killed his neighbor's cat.
- In his Catwoman review, the Critic became a complete hypocrite as he originally said that he's against women getting paid less than men, as well as when men sleep with multiple women is a player, but when women sleep with multiple men they're a slut. But after hearing the term "Male Academia", he then replied; ""Male academia." Suck my sexist, women bashing, chauvinistic, stripper watching, porn loving, overly paid dick!"
- In more recent episodes (namely The Master of Disguise review), the Critic's mental state has progressively gotten worse; including laughing sarcastically so hard that he beats random people up with a baseball bat and even destroyed the Happy Madison Productions building, making this one of (or perhaps the) worst of his acts.
- Debatably one of his worst villainous acts was during his review of The Shining Mini-Series. As the review went by, the Critic grew increasingly bored with the series to the point where he went on a murderous rampage, attempting to kill Malcolm and Rachel. Rachel suggested that if he found one good thing about the series, the Critic would finally calm down. However, the Critic was in denial that there was any redeeming quality as he considered the series to be boring. Eventually, Rachel found one good thing about The Shining Mini-Series; Jack's character was much better developed, as it showed the progression of Jack turning into a murderous psychopath. Because of this, Steve Weber's performance was, debatably even better than Jack Nicolson's in the movie (which, in retrospect, could have been switched out with any other of Nicholson's roles). At first, the Critic protested that the psychological progression wasn't scary, but the more he thought about it, the more he concluded that Rachel was right. Unable to comprehend that Stephen King was able to pull something off better than Stanley Kubrick, the Critic went to a corner and sat down to rest. His love for the film, coupled with the shock that King did something better than his hero Kubrick, left the Critic frozen in a comatose state.
- Another example is in his Eight Crazy Nights review, in which he lured four Happy Madison productions fans into the bathroom so that they could laugh at poo. After they entered the room, the Critic threw a grenade in with them and locked the door, killing them. However, their ghosts returned at the end to annoy him further. In the thumbnail of the video, he is seen decapitating Whitey.
- During his Les Misérables review, the Critic, along with Kyle, and PawDugan didn't want brentalfloss in their review, so they make various excuses to keep him out. The three also tried to keep other reviewers from joining the review like Todd in the Shadows, Linkara and Nella.
- During his Ghost Dad review, the Critic exacted his revenge on Malcolm and Tamara for what they did to him during his Wicker Man review. He lied to them that he had committed suicide after watching Ghost Dad and was a ghost, and that the only way to keep him visible was to do random, and rather stupid stunts such as, having Malcolm dress up like Gandalf the Grey while doing Jumping Jacks and reciting dialogue from The Big Lebowski backwards. He also forces Tamara to dress up like a sexy Dorothy while wearing a sombrero, and have her talk in a Dorothy voice. The Critic continued to humiliate the two until he told them that he made it all up. The two managed to get some payback by beating him up off-screen.
- During the Disney Afternoon episode, the Nostalgia Critic physically and conversationally abused his friends/co-workers, though he mainly beat up Malcolm several times. Once after Malcolm saying that he kinda like the TV show Doug, and another time when he mentioned Duck Tales, as the Critic had just gotten the theme song out of his head after 24 years. After Malcolm mentioned Duck Tales, the Critic ended up knocking him out, as well as having blood on his hands. Even though Tamara asked the Critic if they should get an ambulance, the Critic replied that it's too late for him. He also pulled out a shotgun and threaten them with it.
- During his Foodfight! review, the Nostalgia Critic watched a video of the last person who reviewed the movie. The video showed the reviewer committing suicide, to which the Critic replied, "Oh, I'm sure he's fine." He then told Malcolm and Tamara to keep checking those numbers as it's the least they could do to indulge the brilliant, intellectual minds he written for them. At one point, he was terrified by the film's imagery, that he confessed to a number of acts he had done in the past; including cancelling Firefly, encouraging Fred to becoming an online series, telling Taco Bell to have a breakfast menu, telling John Travolta how to pronounce Idina Menzel, and being the one getting rid of cartoons on Cartoon Network.
- During his Swan Princess review, the Nostalgia Critic placed Malcolm and Tamara in the closet after they finished a segment known as Everything Wrong With This Plan in Under 40 Seconds and locked them in. He also said that he'll let them out if he makes another Sam & Max joke, which apparently, he never makes enough of. He's about to get his just desserts as the two are forcing him to review The Lorax.
- During his review of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer, the Critic wore a chill pill patch so he would not scare his fans with his typical explosion of joy that came around every Christmas season. Tamara objected to him wearing the patch, believing that he should be able to celebrate Christmas his own way. At the end of the review, despite Malcolm's objections, Tamara removed the patch, resulting in the Critic releasing all of his pent up love for Christmas by singing the heavy metal song 'I Fucking Love Christmas' (with Jesus Christ on guitar). This terrified Tamara and Malcolm so much that they tranquilized him in order to keep him under control, but he had developed a resistance to tranquilizer because of his obsession and finished the song, during which he said he would kill the two if they did not celebrate with him.
- He also threatened the two of them with a gun in his review of Jem and the Holograms when they didn't leave the room, and his review of Jack and Jill when Tamara told him they couldn't burn every copy of the movie.
- The Nostalgia Critic appears to cross the line in his 2015 review of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, where he got so annoyed at Michael Bay's version of a classic franchise that he shot dead a whole bunch of children just so he could feel better.
- At the beginning of his Smurfs review, a flashback is seen of events that took place before the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Review. The Black Nerd arrived at the Nostalgia Critic's house and asked to be in the review too. The Critic response by claiming that he could, only to lock him in the storage closet, and left him there for several months.
- In the same review, when Tamera said Fantastic 4, the Critic response by punching her via a backhanded fist. He also did that to Malcolm as well.
- It's also been implied that the Critic has been holding Malcolm hostage.
- In the same review, when Tamera said Fantastic 4, the Critic response by punching her via a backhanded fist. He also did that to Malcolm as well.
- In the Conquest of the Commercials, he takes delight at the sight of Pokémon about to be crushed to death by the bus driver, but is dismayed when the bus they are all in simply compresses into a Gameboy. As such, he edits the video so that the Pokémon are killed, taking sadistic pleasure in doing so (along with crying fans in the background). But it gets worst in his review of Spy Kids 3D that the stadium of the movie is better than the Nintendo 64 video game Pokémon Stadium which it make the Pokémon fans angry then Nostalgia Critic keeps taunting them and eating the comments from the fans. Later in the Scooby-Doo 2 review he even insulting again. In his Freddy vs. Jason review, he tried testing the crossover battle with Ash Ketchum and Pikachu battle against Ash Williams from Evil Dead. Williams won by ripping Pikachu's head off and he says "Oh Pokémon go fuck yourself." The Critic then yelled at Ash to suck it up.
- At the start of his We Wish You A Turtle Christmas Review, the Critic's love for Christmas reduced Chicago (and to a greater extent, the world) into a post-apocalyptic wasteland. He then proceeded to use a wounded Tamara as a footstool. At the end of the review, however, he declared he would not make the video canon, just before he and Tamara were attacked by a zombie Malcolm.
- In Search of the Titanic, he believed he would review Niagara and had guest star appearances in it. However, after the audience wanted him to review the third animated Titanic movie instead, he went to the room that the guest stars (James Rolfe, Cricket Leigh, Dante Basco and Brad Jones) were in and told them that the show is canceled. As one of them tried to leave, they struggled to open the door and pointed out that it was locked from the outside. At the end of the review, the Nostalgia Critic comforted himself by thinking about people less fortunate than him after being horrified from seeing the movie. However, he then remembered that he still had the guest stars trapped in a room. After he briefly visits them again, he gave them paperwork to fill out in order to prevent them from suing him for any felonies that he committed. As they checked the door again after his departure, it was still locked.
- In the Grinch review, after he reviews the movie, he posts how bad it was, but he soon received comments about how the people liked the movie, thus puzzling the Nostalgia Critic. He then realized that he could share his opinion, making him happy, at least that's what the narrator thought. But then, the Nostalgia Critic said, "Nah, I'm right. They're wrong," to the narrator before leaving. The narrator flipped him off after that.
- Towards the end of the Kangaroo Jack review, Nostalgia Critic, while the titular character is doing a Porky Pig impression, takes the opportunity to shoot and kill him.
- In the Norm of the North review, after seeing how bad the movie was, the Critic shaved his head bald and dressed up as a Buddhist monk, as he believed that he had achieved enlightenment. However, at the end of the review, Tamara and Malcolm asked him if the movie was any worse than any other films he reviewed in the past before (while rambling out their names). The Critic (annoyed by their ramblings) snapped at them and declared that the movie was as bad as the previous films he reviewed and was the exact crap that he had expected. However, he then realized he hadn't achieved enlightenment as he thought, but instead watched a stupid flick and had shaved his hair off for no reason. Malcolm, however, revealed that he didn't believe the Critic actually had hair to begin with, angering the latter. The review ended with Malcolm and Tamara fleeing the building as the Critic bursted from the roof and plunged down at them with a katana.
- In his review of the 2016 film Alice Through the Looking Glass, the Critic rudely dismisses Malice when she returns to tell him her world is in danger. The Critic nonetheless is harassed by Malice until he relents and journeys with her to her dimension. Upon finding how pleasant things there are, he conducts his review from that universe - until Carrotjuice returns, depressed at his family being slaughtered. The Critic rudely dismisses Carrotjuice's depression and gloom and he even goes as far as to smash a framed portrait of Carrotjuice's deceased bunny family. Then the Critic gets so enraged at Malice and Carrotjuice popping up every so often in his review he tells them to leave instantly, uncaring about Carrotjuice's grief. Then he does absolutely nothing to help the world further, to have it turn into crap.
- In his review of the universally panned Freddy Got Fingered, he went on a murderous rampage in a parody of Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men and murdered his whole cast, even though at the end he revealed most survived he confirms he killed his brother Rob for owing him money.
- In the video Top 11 Dumbassess in Distress, the Critic expresses his hatred of Scrappy-Doo by stating that "if I ever see a dog like him crossing the street, I'll hit the gas!", before proceeding to shoot Scrappy multiple times when he emerges from a box.
- In his review of Con Air, he kills Malcolm after he asks him for a cookie.
- In Kickassia, the Critic is similar to Macbeth; in fact, the dynamic between him and Kevin Baugh can be compared to that of Macbeth and Macduff.
- When CinemaSins did a review of the 2000 version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, the Nostalgic Critic stopped him in his tracks, and told him that the proper way to review such a movie was in rhyme, which they both decided to do. The Critic himself did a review of the same movie a couple of years earlier, and he did it the same way.
- When the Critic reviewed Alone in the Dark, he used Microsoft SAM, as his "doctor" believed that he wouldn't be able to speak again. He decided to pass on it, but Spoony and Linkara both joined him, and Linkara did the general dialogue, with Spoony and the Critic occasionally commentating every now and then.
- In his A Kid in King Arthur's Court review, the Critic hated the movie so much, he ended up smashing a book on his head multiple times. Later, the closing credits said "A Kid in King Arthur's Court is oqned by Disney." However, Douchey McNitpick took note of it, and the Critic mentioned it in his Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F*ck-Ups part 1. There was even an incident where the Critic misspelled his own name, calling it "Nostaglia Critic", which he deemed was "inexcusable".