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The unnamed Russian mobster is a minor antagonist in Paradise P.D. .He is a drug-dealing gun salesman who acts like a vampire. The Russian mobster first appeared in "Black & Blue", before returning in the Season 2 episode "Tucker Carlson is a Huge Dick" as a member of the Legion of Dooooom.


In "Black & Blue", the Russian mobster traded guns with Robby and Delbert in exchange for argyle meth. Robby told him that he sounds awfully similar to Count Von Count'from Sesame Street, which the mobster thought was completely ridiculous. The Russian mobster continued about his trade and as he did, counted the guns as he handed them out. In between numbers, he would let out Count Von Count style laughs, accompanied by thunder and lightning. As this illegal trade went down, Gerald Fitzgerald and Gina Jabowski spied on them from behind a crate and waited for the right moment to strike.

Robby and Delbert laughed at the mobster for how he sounded, which angered him into pointing his gun at them. Robby and Delbert pointed their guns at him, entering the two sides into a stand-off. Before anything could happen, however, Fitz blew their cover and Gina had to spring right into action and attack everyone in the midst of blazing gunfire. During the fight, Gina ripped the mobster's arm off.

In "Tucker Carlson is a Huge Dick", the Russian mobster returned as a a member of the Legion of Dooooom. The Russian mobster proved to be a rather miserable man, when he said that his wife died of type 3 diabetes and later revealed that he had a crippling form of O.C.D., feeling the need to count to three whenever the number came up in dialogue.

In "Operation DD", the Russian mobster claimed that while he may be a murderous villain, he still has standards. He mentioned that he's shot and killed one hundred cops but would never dream of touching a woman in a way that makes her feel uncomfortable, especially not without her consent.


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Paradise P.D.
Randall Crawford | Bullet | Gina Jabowski | Dusty Marlow | Gerald Fitzgerald | Stanley Hopson

Legion of Dooooom
Gerald Fitzgerald | Thester Carbomb IV | Frank Flipperfist | Jerry Flipperfist | Pedro Pooptooth | Edna Dorsaldigits | Puffy the Cigarette | Pat Robertson | Harvey Weinstein | Russian Mobster | Marcos Narcos | Agent Clappers | Brett DeMarco | Jesus Christ | Flipper People | Dolphin Queen | The Kingpin

International Society of Insulted Selebrities
Ron Perlman | Pat Robertson | Tucker Carlson | Steve Harvey | Tom Selleck | Carrot Top | Jenny McCarthy | Bill Clinton | Joe Biden | Mitch McConnell | Russell Crowe

Repeat Offenders
Karen Crawford | Robby | Delbert | Dean Hancock | Frank Flipperfist | Mr. Meowgi | Mrs. Two-Toes | Dr. Johann | Karla 9000 | Satan | Lady Gertrude | Tucker Carlson | Thester Carbomb IV | Dobby | Cop Bot | Agent Clappers | William | Paradise Nuking Survivors | (Clovis | Mr. Pussbubble | Arm Head) | Agatha Culpepper

One-Time Offenders
Terry Two-Toes | Edna Dorsaldigits | Russian Mobster | Pedro Pooptooth | Marcos Narcos | Marvin | Tuco | Leroy | General Bumfuqué | Jabowski Family | (Mr. Jabowski | Mrs. Jabowski | Cooter Jabowski | Bo Jabowski | Baby Jabowski | Granny Jabowski) | Joe Biden | Yucko the Clown | Dark Zuckerberg | Radioactive Panda | Leader of the Flipper People | Puffy the Cigarette | Jerry Flipperfist | Santa Claus | Glenda | Harvey Weinstein | Brett DeMarco | Gal-Qaeda | Kev-Man | Cory Romando | Walt Disney | Catholic Priest | Poachmaster General | Tom Selleck | The Kingpin | Polyp Man | Ninja Army | Samurai Leader | Earl | Stuffed Animal Midgets | O.J. Simpson | Chip Fuckyeah | Smart Guns | (Mr. Bang Bang | Gun of Jehovah) | Weight Watchers | Steve Harvey | Jenny McCarthy | Bill Clinton | Clit-3PO | Monsters of the Forbidden Forest | Yog-Sothoth | Ginger Pedophile | Fetus | Coyotes | Buffet Bandit | Carrot Top | International Society of Insulted Selebrities