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The unnamed Russian mobster is a minor antagonist in Paradise P.D. .He is a drug-dealing gun salesman who acts like a vampire. The Russian mobster first appeared in "Black & Blue", before returning in the Season 2 episode "Tucker Carlson is a Huge Dick" as a member of the Legion of Dooooom.
Biography[]
In "Black & Blue", the Russian mobster traded guns with Robby and Delbert in exchange for argyle meth. Robby told him that he sounds awfully similar to Count Von Count'from Sesame Street, which the mobster thought was completely ridiculous. The Russian mobster continued about his trade and as he did, counted the guns as he handed them out. In between numbers, he would let out Count Von Count style laughs, accompanied by thunder and lightning. As this illegal trade went down, Gerald Fitzgerald and Gina Jabowski spied on them from behind a crate and waited for the right moment to strike.
Robby and Delbert laughed at the mobster for how he sounded, which angered him into pointing his gun at them. Robby and Delbert pointed their guns at him, entering the two sides into a stand-off. Before anything could happen, however, Fitz blew their cover and Gina had to spring right into action and attack everyone in the midst of blazing gunfire. During the fight, Gina ripped the mobster's arm off.
In "Tucker Carlson is a Huge Dick", the Russian mobster returned as a a member of the Legion of Dooooom. The Russian mobster proved to be a rather miserable man, when he said that his wife died of type 3 diabetes and later revealed that he had a crippling form of O.C.D., feeling the need to count to three whenever the number came up in dialogue.
In "Operation DD", the Russian mobster claimed that while he may be a murderous villain, he still has standards. He mentioned that he's shot and killed one hundred cops but would never dream of touching a woman in a way that makes her feel uncomfortable, especially not without her consent.
In "Top Cops", the Russian mobster showed up with the rest of The Legion of Dooooom for a surprise visit in Fitz's bathroom and awaited his next order, unaware that the evil organization had since disbanded. He also commented on Fitz's penis tattoo. Fitz said that he was done with evil and ordered the Legion of Dooooom to go straight.
In "Blind Drunk", the Russian mobster had his wine confiscated from him during prohibition.
Trivia[]
- He is a parody on Count Von Count from Sesame Street.
- The Russian Mobster has a crippling form of OCD, where he's obsessed with counting.
- He is a widowed man, who's wife has died from stage 3 cancer.
- In "The Father, The Son, and The Post-It Note", it was revealed that he hates bowling.
- It is unknown what his name is.
- In "Black & Blue", Robby called him "Vladimir" but it's unknown if this was his actual name or if he just called him this as a racist joke, since he's Russian.
- He resembles Nikolai from Brickleberry. Coincidentally, they share the same voice actor.
