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| “ | I know a lot of things, Larry. I know that you’ve been on my naughty list since ‘72. I know that your company has been using my image to promote your product since 1931. And I know I’ve never seen a dime, and you know what that means Larry!? (Whispering) I know you’re a f*cking thief! | „ |
| ~ Santa to Larry before he goes on a killing spree. |
Santa Claus is a supporting on-and-off antagonist in the animated comedy sketch show Robot Chicken.
He has been voiced by Seth Green (2005-2006, 2015-present) and Seth MacFarlane (2007-2014), while his singing voice was provided by Patrick Stump in Freshly Baked: The Robot Chicken Santa Claus Pot Cookie Freakout Special: Special Edition.
Biography[]
Kill Bunny[]
In Santa's first villainous role in the show, he parodies O-Ren Ishii from Kill Bill. He's noticeably chubbier in this sketch than his future incarnations but still able to go one on one with Jesus in a sword fight.
NORAD Shoots Down Santa[]
While delivering presents on Christmas Eve, NORAD attempts to force Santa to land his sleigh, but he doesn't understand what they want at first. After they fire a rocket at Santa but miss, Santa fires a rocket of his own at one of the jets, killing them. The other jet then shoots Santa down to kill him.
Santa Royale[]
Santa personally visits a child who made the top of Santa's naughty list and after violently killing his mother, he switches out the child's pistol with an unloaded one before shooting him.
Christmas Cheer[]
After Santa's wife and elves are taken hostage by Muslim terrorists, they force Santa to deliver bombs to all of the Christians around the world celebrating Christmas, most likely killing millions of people. Even after Santa does what they asked, the terrorists question if Santa has also killed all the Jewish people in the world but when Santa argues that they don't celebrate Christian holidays, they tell him he's failed and execute his loved ones right in front of him.
Santa and Coke[]
After Santa hears that Coca-Cola is planning on replacing him as their mascot with Britney Spears and that they haven't been paying him to use his likeness, he decapitates her off-screen and then goes to their headquarters to send a message. He kills four of them and tells the survivors to send his check in the mail to the North Pole, then shows them the severed head of Britney Spears before leaving.
One Minute 'til Midnight[]
After Santa oversleeps until there's only one minute until Christmas, he hurriedly scrambles the elves together, threatening to beat them if they don't hurry and punching one of them into a bookshelf for not waking him up on time. He fires another Elf for getting the reindeer tangled up before flying away and throws presents down through roofs and doors, even hitting and killing several people and one of his elves by accident. When he can't open a door to deliver the final present, it's revealed he was dreaming and the handle he was trying to open was actually Mrs. Claus' throat, apparently having strangled her in his sleep before and having to be tased to let her go.
Finding Jason Bourne[]
Santa fights with Jason Bourne from the Bourne film series to give his his present, but he's killed after being stabbed in the chest with a candy cane.
Elf Training Video[]
Santa makes a brief appearance in this sketch where he kills and eats five elves off-screen, having done this before with so many other elves in the past, they've had to include him in their safety video along with flesh eating reindeer and lizard-like monsters called Garlons.
Christmas 1914[]
After hearing World War 1 soldier Private Doyle's wish for help against the Germans right before the Christmas truce, he kills several German soldiers despite repeatedly being told by both sides that they've made a truce, only stopping when they were all dead and not caring when he actually learned a triumph of humanity was happening.
Robot Chicken's Santa's Dead (Spoiler Alert) Holiday Murder Thing Special[]
While Jesus Christ is going over motives as to who would want to murder Santa, a Snowman mentions that his people used to rule over the North Pole long before Santa ever arrived. According to him, Santa would force them to wear carrots on their faces and hats on their heads. He was also responsible for murdering "thousands" of them by sending them out to sea.
It's also mentioned that Santa injects the reindeer with steroids in order to pull his sleigh since the world population is always growing. These drugs eventually lead to the death of Prancer, who's arms were pulled off by a weightlifting machine.
During the credits, it's revealed that Santa Claus himself was behind the entire thing as he secretly replaced himself with Tim Allen and took a one billion dollar life insurance policy for his death.
Victims[]
- Captain Miller - Shot with an RPG by Santa.
- Jayden's Mother - Shot by Santa.
- Jayden - Shot by Santa.
- Britney Spears - Decapitated off-screen by Santa.
- Larry - Beaten to death with a baseball bat by Santa.
- Unnamed Man - Head smashed into a glass coke fridge by Santa, glass bottles shoved into his eyes.
- Unnamed Man - Shoved into a closet by Santa with a Polar Bear who's eaten alive.
- Coca Cola CEO - Beaten to death with a baseball bat by Santa.
- Child - Hit with a speeding present thrown by Santa hard enough to break his bed.
- Homeless Man - Decapitated with a Christmas present thrown by Santa.
- Elf - Accidentally thrown off the sleigh by Santa.
- Five Elves - Killed and Eaten by Santa off-screen.
- 14 German Soldiers - Killed by Santa during the 1914 Christmas Truce.
- Tim Allen - Stabbed to death by Peppermint, Comet, Snowball, Nutsy Goldberg, Krampus, and Ginger Spice off-screen thinking he was Santa Claus in a plot set up by himself, shown in a flashback.
- Total - 31
Gallery[]
External Links[]
- Santa Claus on the Robot Chicken Wiki
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