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(actually some exploitation villains can be Pure Evil (Alan Yates etc) - parody villains, however, can NEVER be pure evil.. especially as this is a Weird Al song.)
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{{Villain Infobox
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|image = Santa-went-crazy.png
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|size = 200
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|fullname = Santa Claus
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|alias = Father Christmas<br>
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Santa<br>
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St. Nick
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|origin = ''The Night Santa Went Crazy''
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|occupation = Festive Mascot (formerly)<br>
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Mass murderer
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|skills = Military-grade weaponry<br>
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Strength
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|hobby = Killing and torturing any in his path.
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|goals = Cause as much chaos and madness as possible.
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|crimes = Terrorism<br>
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Animal cruelty<br>
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Destruction<br>
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Mutilation<br>
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Mass murder
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|type of villain = Homicidal Maniac}}
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{{Quote|Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!|Santa Claus}}
   
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'''Santa Claus''' is the titular main antagonist of Weird Al Yankovic's dark comedy song "''[[w:c:villainsong:The Night Santa Went Crazy|The Night Santa Went Crazy]]''".
[[File:The Night Santa Went Crazy-0|thumb|right|335 px]]{{Mature}}
 
   
 
 
Santa is the titular villain in Weird Al's dark comedy song, "The Night Santa Went Crazy" and is arguably one of the more famous incarnations of the "Evil Santa" trope, due to the popularity of the song and its lyrics.
 
 
==Story==
 
==Story==
 
The lyrics describe how Santa arrives one night at the North Pole drunk and unhinged, scaring the elves working there and quickly going on a violent rampage in which he engaged in a mass-shooting of his own Workshop, killing many of the elves.
 
The lyrics describe how Santa arrives one night at the North Pole drunk and unhinged, scaring the elves working there and quickly going on a violent rampage in which he engaged in a mass-shooting of his own Workshop, killing many of the elves.
   
Santa then proceeded to bomb the Workshop, killing Cupid and Comet in the process before he tied up some surviving elves to take hostage (while dosing the ground near them with gasoline) - he then killed off Rudolf in a gruesome manner to make reindeer sausage before shooting Dancer and Prancer with a handgun and slashed Dasher to death using a Freddy Krueger glove.
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Santa then proceeded to bomb the Workshop, killing Cupid and Comet in the process before he tied up some surviving elves to take hostage (while dosing the ground near them with gasoline) - he then killed off Rudolf in a gruesome manner to make reindeer sausage before shooting Dancer and Prancer with a handgun and slashed Dasher to death using a [[Freddy Krueger (original)|Freddy Krueger]] glove.
   
Santa's bloodlust was far from over and he would obtain a flamethrower to barbeque Blitzen just as the National Guard and the FBI arrived on the scene, resulting in even more violence as Santa engaged in a one-man standoff against these forces, killing scores of people in the process.
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Santa's bloodlust was far from over as he obtained a flamethrower to barbecue Blitzen and take a big bite of the reindeer saying it "taste just like chicken", just as the National Guard and the FBI arrived on the scene, resulting in even more violence as Santa engaged in a one-man standoff against these forces, killing scores of people in the process.
   
 
Eventually Santa is captured and put in a Federal prison, where the lyrics state he may be released on good behavior in 700 or so years.
 
Eventually Santa is captured and put in a Federal prison, where the lyrics state he may be released on good behavior in 700 or so years.
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However, in the "Extra Gory Version" on ''The Essential Wired Al Yankovic'' album, Santa is instead shot in the head by a SWAT member and killed.
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==Gallery==
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<gallery widths="300" bordercolor="#d63429" captiontextcolor="#ffffff" position="center">
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The Night Santa Went Crazy
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</gallery>
 
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[[Category:Comedy Villains]]
 
[[Category:Comedy Villains]]
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[[Category:Exploitation Villains]]
 
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[[Category:Homicidal]]
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[[Category:Chaotic Evil]]
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[[Category:Youtube Movie Villains]]
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[[Category:Addicts]]
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[[Category:Mentally Ill]]
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[[Category:Psychopath]]
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[[Category:Fallen Heroes]]
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[[Category:Torturer]]
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[[Category:Deceased]]
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[[Category:Cartoon Villains]]
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[[Category:Dark Fantasy Villains]]
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[[Category:Elderly]]
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[[Category:Terrorists]]
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[[Category:Destroyers]]
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[[Category:Destroyer of Innocence]]
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[[Category:Related to Hero]]
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[[Category:Spouses]]
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[[Category:Corrupt Officials]]
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[[Category:Magic]]
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[[Category:Mutilators]]
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[[Category:Brutes]]
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[[Category:Internet Villains]]
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[[Category:Music Villains]]
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[[Category:Faux Affably Evil]]
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[[Category:Criminals]]
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[[Category:One-Man Army]]

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Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!
~ Santa Claus

Santa Claus is the titular main antagonist of Weird Al Yankovic's dark comedy song "The Night Santa Went Crazy".

Story

The lyrics describe how Santa arrives one night at the North Pole drunk and unhinged, scaring the elves working there and quickly going on a violent rampage in which he engaged in a mass-shooting of his own Workshop, killing many of the elves.

Santa then proceeded to bomb the Workshop, killing Cupid and Comet in the process before he tied up some surviving elves to take hostage (while dosing the ground near them with gasoline) - he then killed off Rudolf in a gruesome manner to make reindeer sausage before shooting Dancer and Prancer with a handgun and slashed Dasher to death using a Freddy Krueger glove.

Santa's bloodlust was far from over as he obtained a flamethrower to barbecue Blitzen and take a big bite of the reindeer saying it "taste just like chicken", just as the National Guard and the FBI arrived on the scene, resulting in even more violence as Santa engaged in a one-man standoff against these forces, killing scores of people in the process.

Eventually Santa is captured and put in a Federal prison, where the lyrics state he may be released on good behavior in 700 or so years.

However, in the "Extra Gory Version" on The Essential Wired Al Yankovic album, Santa is instead shot in the head by a SWAT member and killed.

Gallery