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| “ | Ha-ha, how long 'til the big surprise, Labby? | „ |
| ~ FemAlfred/Schoolgirl Alfie. |
| “ | I remember you, you're the one who made my dreams come true, a few hours ago. You remember me, you're the one who said I set you free, yes you did, didn't you know. |
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| ~ Schoolgirl Alfie singing "I Remember You" by Frank Ifield. |
Schoolgirl Alfie, also known as Schoolgirl Alfred or just Alfred, or the fan-appointed nicknames "Alfem" or "Dominatrix Alfred", is a major character in the Alfred Alfer series.
She is a DID-induced alter ego of a dog named Alfred Alfer who only seems to come out when Alfred is receiving or attempting to garner affection from others.
She, like Alfred and his other alters, Pickles and Lucifer, were voiced by Alfred creator Emily Youcis, who also voiced Labby in The Alfred Alfer Movie and Phat Dawg in Alfred Alfer and Phat Dawg and herself in DA EMILY SHOW.
Appearance[]
On account of not being her own person, but instead an alternate personality of Alfred, Alfie looks just like Alfred: A dopey, floppy, skinny cartoon dog with tan fur, a slightly lighter tan-coloured round belly, a long snout with sharp teeth and a dark purple nose, and small pink paws, however when Alfie is in control, she usually sports long dark eyelashes and wide, curious eyes, and a matching inflection in her already feminine voice.
Unlike Dictator Pickles and Lucifer, who usually sport some kind of outfits or visual aspects that indicate they're currently in control of Alfred's body, Alfie's outfit is never really set in stone, sometimes not wearing anything at all (just like Alfred), but when she is, she usually wears a button-up blouse and a skirt. In The Alfred Alfer Movie, she's usually depicted without a blouse, only wearing a red skirt and a pink bow. In Schoolgirl Alfred in: I Remember You, she wears an orange wig with pigtails.
What sets Alfie apart from Alfred's other alters is that she (Occasionally) changes her sex to be female, morphing into having breasts and female genitalia.
Biography[]
(Main article: Alfred Alfer)
Personality[]
Due to Alfie's inconsistent visual design and personality, many fans have been led to believe that Alfred has not one, but three different "Schoolgirl Alfie"-esque personas, these being:
"Alfem"[]
"Alfem" is the fan-given name bestowed upon Alfie during the The Alfred Alfer Movie segments Alfred's Big Surprise and G.G. Alfred. "Alfem" would only wear a pink bow, red skirt and nothing else. Alfem is Alfred's most childish persona (aside from himself). She only seems to emerge when Alfred is getting ready to hurt himself, or when he's with someone he loves and cares about (tragically, most often the former). She describes hurting herself casually and enthusiastically, like a little kid telling their parents about their day at school, and when she starts to do it, laughs playfully and doesn't stop until she passes out.
By the events of the rest of The Alfred Alfer Movie, while still equally as innocent and carefree in nature as she was previously portrayed as in Alfred's Playhouse, Alfie, similar to Alfred's other alter, Lucifer, is much more heinous in her acts, stumbling upon a dead, decaying body and becoming overjoyed, starting to eat it and have sex with it, and making the dead body "promise" to never leave her, which suggests that the origin of Alfred's (and his alters') necrophilia fetish comes from a place of loneliness, neglect and isolation, which Alfred is subjected to for his entire life.
"Dominatrix"[]
"Dominatrix" or "Dominatrix Alfred" is the identity associated with sexual and provocative depictions of Alfie such as in EAT MY ROTTEN MEAT 2012 & 420 Sex Loop. As her name and filmography implies, she's more sadistic and masochistic than the usual Alfie, and also drawn more feminine with larger breasts and hips. She's depicted wearing a similar outfit to Alfem, wearing a red dress, a white blouse, a pink bow and white underwear, along with a generally more sadistic and perverted expression. In EAT MY ROTTEN MEAT 2012, she's shown mutilating others and herself in a disgustingly sexual manner, and laughing maniacally while having her wrists and genitals nailed to a cross with her eyes torn out.
"Schoolgirl Alfie"[]
"Schoolgirl Alfie" or "Schoolgirl Alfred" is the only sort of name given to any of Alfred's girlier alter egos. She's usually just depicted as a mix between Alfem and Dominatrix, being a more mature and sultry version but also less intense and violent. This is the version of Alfie that is given the least personality, as she only appears in I Remember You, where she seems to put on a sort of sombre performance about reminiscing over her harsh life and self-harming before passing away.
Whether or not Alfie is her own singular identity or multiple is unclear. Chances are that Alfred creator Emily Youcis simply changed Alfie's design often and Alfie's on-&-off violence is just her style of storytelling, but there's no way to know for sure.
Abilities[]
High pain tolerance: Alfie is able to withstand high amounts of pain, as shown when she brutally mutilates her leg in Alfred's Playhouse Part 2. Although she's very visibly in agony, she doesn't slow down in her methods at all until she passes out. By EAT MY ROTTEN MEAT 2012, she's achieved an almost masochistic state, laughing maniacally with her eyes ripped out and her wrists, tits and vagina all nailed to a cross.
Manipulation tactics: Alfie brutally self harms as a method of manipulating people into feeling pity towards her. The effectiveness of this is ambiguous as she is never paid any attention from anyone aside from the playhouse friends.
Singing and dancing: Alfie loves to sing and dance, dancing in almost all of her appearances.
Torture expertise: Alfie brutally mutilates herself, Dictator Pickles and numerous others in EAT MY ROTTEN MEAT 2012.
Gender manipulation: In Alfred's mind, Alfie is able to change her anatomy to that of a female, despite being male.
Flight: In Schoolgirl Alfred: "I Remember You", Alfie flies to (presumably) heaven while carrying the bloated corpse of G.G. Allin.
Trivia[]
- Despite the name, Schoolgirl Alfie is not a schoolgirl. Alfred, despite being childish, is most likely an adult.
- Alfred dressing up like a schoolgirl and talking like a little girl in the first Alfred's Playhouse part could be a reference to the Soviet politician Laverentiy Beria's obsession with catching and raping young schoolgirls. Proof of this can be seen when Alfie tells the viewers about how she intends to self harm and why, Beria can be seen drooling and staring at her in the background.
- Due to Alfie being shown singing MC Mangina's lyrics in EAT MY ROTEN MEAT 2012, there was a misconception between a few people online that MC Mangina's lyrics were actually sung by Emily Youcis, Alfie's VA. This isn't true, however, as MC Mangina's lyrics were sung by, as previously mentioned, MC Mangina.
- Alfie is referred to as such because of the title of Schoolgirl Alfred/Alfie in "I Remember You".
- She is the only of Alfred's alters or aliases to not appear in Ascent of Alfred, most likely because the idea of Alfred being an effeminate bisexual drag-queen clashes with the idea of him becoming a right-winger.
- She does make a cameo appearance in some of the Alfred fanart shown near the beginning of the film segment, but this is likely because Alfred creator Emily Youcis promised she would put a bunch of fan-submitted "Alfred Poarn" in that segment and presumably didn't want anyone to feel left out.
- Whether Emily actually cared about her fans or not is ambiguous, however, as in the same segment (and the following decade) she managed to destroy the reputation of her, her character and her fanbase in one fell swoop.
- She's also the only alter not to be seen in Return to the Playhouse. Her last appearance is in G.G. Alfred, which is unfortunate.
- She does make a cameo appearance in some of the Alfred fanart shown near the beginning of the film segment, but this is likely because Alfred creator Emily Youcis promised she would put a bunch of fan-submitted "Alfred Poarn" in that segment and presumably didn't want anyone to feel left out.
- Alfie grabbing the corpse of G.G. Allin and flying into the light in Schoolgirl Alfred: "I Remember You" is almost identical to the shot of Donald Trump flying Alfred into the light in Ascent of Alfred, foreshadowing the ill fate of the Alfred chronicles and Emily Youcis' mental state, reputation and affability.
- She's one of the only Alfred villains (Not counting any of the minor Playhouse Friends) to be a woman, the other three being Emily Youcis, Alfred's mother and the strippers at Where The Dead Go To Drink.
- She's also the only character who could be considered genderfluid.
- While being a separate identity, Dictator Pickles also goes by the alias "Alfie", as shown in a brief shot of the television in Return to the Playhouse, where he appears as the host of a cooking show called "Cooking with Alfie".
