Simon Skinner

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Evil-doer
Full Name	Simon Skinner
Alias	Sissy Skinner Gaylord
Origin	Hot Fuzz
Occupation	Manager of Somerfield supermarket Member of the Neighborhood Watch Alliance
Powers / Skills	Brutality Athleticism Manipulation
Hobby	Managing Somerfield and killing off anyone who threatens the Village of the Year award
Goals	Get rid of the people problems in Sandford so he and the NWA can win Village of the Year. Kill Nicholas Angel. (Both failed).
Crimes	Serial murder Conspiracy Assault Mutilation
Type of Villain	Psychopathic Serial Killer

“	My, my. Here come the fuzz.	„
	~ Skinner's most famous quote.

Simon Skinner is the secondary antagonist of the 2007 action comedy film Hot Fuzz. He is the owner of the local supermarket, a member of the Neighborhood Watch Alliance, and the archenemy of Nicholas Angel.

He was portrayed by Timothy Dalton, who also played Neville Sinclair in The Rocketeer, Heathcliff in the 1970 adaptation of Wuthering Heights, and Rassilon in The End of Time.

Biography

Simon Skinner is the manager of Somerfield, Sandford's supermarket. Due to the creepy hints he drops, Nicholas Angel believes that he is the murderer. Nicholas confronts him and accuses him of committing the murders to stop the construction of a bypass due to the possibility that a rivaling supermarket might be built there. Simon dismisses the theory, saying Nicholas has no evidence. Disappointed, Nicholas leaves. Fearing he knows too much, Simon sent over the trolley boy that works at his supermarket to kill Nicholas. Nicholas knocks out the trolley boy and and picks up the walkie-talkie he was holding. Impersonating the trolley boy, he is told to head over to the castle.

There, Nicholas learns the secret behind the murders. The NWA were the ones killing off anyone who endangered the chances of Sandford winning the title of Village of the Year. As the members chase Nicholas down, Danny appears and fakes stabbing him saving him from the mob. Nicholas later returns and defeats most of the NWA with the help of Danny and the rest of the police force. When Nicholas and the Sandford police enter the supermarket, Nicholas is attacked by the trolley boy. After knocking him out by shoving him into the freezer, Nicholas and Danny run into Skinner's office to see him getting into a police car with Danny's father Frank Butterman. Nicholas and Danny give chase in their police car. Skinner and Butterman see a swan on the road and swerve out of the way, crashing the car near a model replica of Sandford. Nicholas and Skinner start fighting in the model village. When Skinner rushes forward trying to stab Nicholas, he trips on a toy truck and impales his chin on the roof of the model church. He survives and is arrested by the police.

Personality

Simon Skinner, the crafty, manipulative owner of the local supermarket, may seem like a charming and upstanding member of the community, but behind his friendly demeanor lies a dark and sinister personality. With a passion for murder and a heart as cold as ice, he is the complete antithesis of the other members of the neighborhood watch alliance who only killed for the sake of winning a best village competition. While pretending to be a model citizen, Simon indulges in his gruesome hobby, all while maintaining a clean and honest business at his supermarket. However, amid his reign of terror, there are glimpses of humanity in Simon - his genuine love and guilt for his cousin's death and his careful management of his supermarket. But don't be fooled by his few redeeming qualities, for his most recent murder was not just out of jealousy, but also a clash of modern and traditional values in the small town of Sanford.

Gallery

Simon's Evil Grin

Simon threatening Nicholas Angel

Skinner coincidentally arrives on the scene of Martin Blower and Eve Draper's murder. "What can I say? News travels fast!"

"...And that's the way the cookie crumbles! Thank you, Skinner!"

Simon Skinner and all his goons

Skinner and Michael Armstrong, his trolley boy

Skinner armed with a yellow box cutter, about to kill Nicholas before he gets impaled on the model church

Trivia

• Skinner is the only character from the village (not counting Nicholas because he's from London) who doesn't speak with a West Country accent. This is most likely because he went to a wealthy and upstate school.

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The Trilogy Villains

Movies Shaun of the Dead: David Fastidious | Pete | Zombies Hot Fuzz: Neighbourhood Watch Alliance (Frank Butterman, Simon Skinner, Tom Weaver, Michael Armstrong, Reverend Philip Shooter, Robin Hatcher, Joyce Cooper, Amanda Paver, Annette Roper, James Reaper, Roy and Mary Porter, Leslie Tiller, Mr. Treacher, Greg and Sheree Fowler & Somerfield Employees) The World's End: The Network | Blanks (Oliver Chamberlain, Guy Shepherd, Shane Hawkins, Marmalade Sandwich & Twins)