Soviet Guy

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Evil-doer
Full Name	Unknown
Alias	None
Origin	Cyanide and Happiness
Occupation	Unknown
Powers / Skills	Advanced resources
Goals	Stop the secret agent (successful)
Crimes	Murder Attempted terrorism Conspiracy
Type of Villain	Terrorist Mastermind

“	You thought you'd get my secret missile files but now you're strapped no a not-so-secret missile yourself.	„
	~ Soviet Guy

The Soviet Guy was a minor antagonist that briefly appeared in a Cyanide and Happiness skit.

Biography

In the skit, there was a secret agent who got early aroused whenever he thought of an arousing word. In the last of three scenes, the agent is tied to a missile after trying to steal the Soviet Guy's secret missile files. He gives the agent a brief monologue and then leaves with his glasses. The agent tries but did not escape, tipping over the missile with his boner.

Appearance

He appears to have a grey fur cap with a red star on it, large bushy eyebrows, a mustache that extends to the sides of his face, a brown trench coat, and a red shirt.

Personality

The Soviet Guy is very arrogant and well orated. He also appears to be somewhat smart, having outwitted the agent.

Gallery

Trivia

• His real name is never revealed.
• His use of missiles may have been a knock at past Russian-American interactions involving missiles.