Spamton G. Spamton/Synopsis

Synopsis

History of the crooked salesman Spamton G. Spamton of Deltarune.

Past[]

Before the events of Deltarune, Spamton was just another one of the Addisons, a group of Darkners which are made to advertise and sell products. However, his products never sold as well as those of his peers. When they gathered, he would always tell the others that he was going to be a "big shot" one day. That said, the $pamton Sweeptakes! ARG event reveals Noelle Holiday always read and clicked on his e-mails, which lead to him sending her a "Pipis" as a gift; unintentionally or not, it glitched one of her games, Cat Petterz 2, by constantly multiplying. At an unknown point in his life, he would meet the royal jester Jevil, whom he holds a very negative opinion of and envies, with implications they once had a brutal fight that Spamton lost.

As Spamton kept getting failure after failure, he got desperate and started looking for any way to become popular until he finally reached someone on his phone. He started getting good at his job as an advertiser, selling a variety of goods and services, one of which cars for a company called "Big Shot Autos", which sold a car called "Cungadero", described as the "[Nation's Most Popular Car]" during the charity event. His newfound fame was so great that the other Addisons got envious and turned their backs on him, causing Spamton to think they never cared for him in the first place.

His new wealth and success allowed him to move into a room in Queen's Mansion and befriend the head butler, Swatch. While living there, he became aware of the powerful machine in Queen's basement and would pray to it. He would eventually meet and partner up with the up-and-coming television host Tenna on his channels and become good friends with his employee Mike. Tenna got curious as to how Spamton achieved such fame and tried to get him to reveal his secrets. Just as they signed a deal and Spamton was about to spill the beans, he received a phone call that left him pale and made him run out of the room, leaving Tenna to believe he was ripped off.

Seemingly for daring to spread his fame to someone else, whoever was helping him suddenly stopped and all his sales dropped to zero as fast as they had shot up. He was to be evicted from Queen's Mansion, but disappeared before they could get rid of him, seemingly leaving in the middle of a phone call that emitted "garbage noise" from the other side. In rage and bitterness at the world, Spamton started blaming Tenna for his fall from glory.

It's implied his final phone call forcefully transformed him into a ventriloquist dummy. Seeking to get into Queen's basement to transfer himself into the machine that could help him become "big" again, Spamton started impersonating Swatch; just like with the Addisons, he also started believing Swatch never cared for him at all. Alongside this, he once crossed paths with the Sweet Cap'n Cakes and asked them to sneak into the basement, but they refused.

Deltarune[]

Chapter 2: A Cyber's World[]

Normal Route[]

“	[Heaven], are you WATCHING? IT'S TIME TO MAKE A VERY [Specil] DEAL...	„
	~ Spamton NEO before his boss fight in the Normal Route.

Kris first encounters Spamton in a Cyber City dumpster. He recognizes Kris as a Lightner, rambles about becoming a big shot, and tries to convince them to take a deal for [Hyperlink Blocked] in exchange for their SOUL. Spamton suddenly attacks Kris, and in order to beat him, the player must take Spamton's deals but refuse his requests for money ("kromer"). The fight ends with Kris/the player agreeing to the deal for [Hyperlink Blocked]. Spamton tells Kris to go to his store in the Trash Area, then leaves.

If Kris returns to the Trash Area, they will leave Ralsei and Susie behind to enter Spamton's shop. Spamton sells various items to Kris for kromer, all of which are scams ("S. POTION" is actually poison, "THE BIG ONE" is unusable as it's a sword in two pieces, and the "BSHOT BOWTIE" doesn't have as much defence as Spamton claims). If the player decides to talk to him about their deal, Spamton tells Kris to buy the KeyGen from him, take it to the basement in Queen's Mansion, and bring him an "EmptyDisk". The prices in the shop randomly change every second, and after the KeyGen and Big One are bought once, they cannot be bought again.

There are four other talk options in the shop:

If asked about himself, Spamton talks about how he became the "[[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]]" guy after a communion with unintelligible laughter, and him soon surpassing Jevil because, unlike the clown, he's gonna "[[Shoot For The Sky]]" and get on the path to "the big one" (presumably unrelated to the sword of the same name he sells in his shop).
If asked about the Knight, Spamton almost reveals something related to communion, but suddenly starts apologizing to someone before angrily telling Kris to take "A GODDAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL". The Knight option is then replaced with "Friends".
If asked about friends, Spamton - after expressing confusion at the concept of having friends - suddenly starts claiming he and Kris are already friends, and that they don't need anyone else, including Mike. After briefly shutting off and muttering Mike's name, he warns Kris to not believe any of Tenna's words due to him being a criminal.
If the player chooses to talk about fear, Spamton claims there is nothing to be afraid of except something unknown, as before he's able to say it, his glasses turn into static, and someone calls out for help with proper capitalization. Spamton claims he didn't hear anything after going normal again, although that someone was probably talking to Kris/the player.

The basement in Queen's Mansion is accessed behind a car puzzle and a secret lever. If the player completed the quest for the Hacker, he will appear in the room with the secret lever and highlight it when he walks past. Kris uses the KeyGen to unlock the basement and heads inside, leaving Ralsei and Susie to wait. The basement has a path to the right, which is blocked by a force field, and a path to the left, which the player must take. Down the path, they are attacked by plugs, and then descend a tea cup elevator. They find a switch to deactivate the force field, but must avoid obstacles while ascending the elevator. They take the right path, which leads to a set of train tracks. A room to the side of the train tracks contains a broken machine with the Empty Disk inside.

After finding the Empty Disk, Kris returns to Spamton's shop. He is excited to see that they have brought it, then becomes serious and tells Kris to hand over the disk. He tells them to put it back where they got it afterwards, and says that, once that happens, Spamton will pass his savings onto the Lightner. When Kris gives him the Empty Disk, Spamton and the color in his shop will slowly disappear, implying that he was loaded onto the disk. Kris returns to the basement and puts the disk back in the broken machine, seemingly having no affect on anything whatsoever. As they go to leave, a figure descends from the ceiling and blocks the path. The shadowy figure reveals itself to be Spamton, who has become Spamton NEO. He is ecstatic at the power he has been granted, calling it "freedom" from being a puppet. That is until he notices green strings holding him up, stating that it is still "dark" for him. He tells Kris that he needs them to grow big with him so they can look into Heaven, and he needs their SOUL to do so. Before Spamton NEO can kill Kris, Susie attacks him and sends him flying.

She and Ralsei run up to Kris and tell them that they were worried. Spamton NEO comments on Kris's friends and puts them all on railroad cars themed after him. He tries to attack them with miniature versions of his head, but Kris's SOUL turns sideways and becomes yellow, allowing them to shoot at the heads. Kris is able to destroy the larger head by charging and releasing a larger projectile. Spamton NEO proudly refers to this as a Big Shot and cries out to Heaven, asking them if they are watching as he makes his "deal". After this, the fight against Spamton NEO officially begins.

Mercy[]

To beat Spamton NEO without attacking him, the team must snap away at the wires that hold him up. He does not notice until there is only one wire left, and figures out that Kris is giving him his true freedom. Spamton NEO realizes that, after all his "unforgettable deals" and "free kromer", Kris finally repays his "[Genorisity]". He comes to the conclusion that friendship was the greatest deal of all, and the background of the room is changed to look like that of his shop. Spamton NEO tells Kris to cut the final wire and turn him into a "real boy". He calls out to Heaven one last time, asking if they are watching his comeback, where he will finally live for himself and his friends. Kris cuts the final wire and Spamton NEO collapses to the ground.

Violence[]

If Spamton NEO is beaten through fighting, he will laugh at Kris for thinking they could beat him just by depleting his "8000 life points". He tells them that the deal has failed, and begins to smoke. He calls it victory smoke since he is transforming into a supposed next form. Spamton asks the team if they are ready and calls out to Mike, saying that he is finally going to be a big shot. Spamton does not actually transform, and instead explodes.

Aftermath[]

Regardless of whichever approach was taken during the boss fight, Spamton and the others will appear in a room in the basement afterwards, with the former wrapped in vines. Spamton laments that he couldn't be anything but a puppet, but recognizes the heroes strength, and turns into either the Dealmaker or the Puppet Scarf, depending on how he was defeated, so that he can be of use to them. If Kris' inventory is full when Spamton turns into his item, the latter will exit out their pocket, furious and devastated, accusing Kris of filling their inventory just to keep him out and remarking that they can carry up to 48 items. Spamton ends up leaving after telling Kris that he'll be in his "trailer". A chest will then be located in the area downwards containing Spamton's item and will remain there, allowing the player to clear a space and collect it.

A cutscene plays before the team leaves the basement. Susie notices that Kris seems frightened and asks if they are okay. If you answer "No", Kris will supposedly start yelling, causing Ralsei and Susie to try and calm them down. If you answer "Yes", Susie and Ralsei are not convinced as this answer from Kris sounds forced, but they decide not to push the matter.

If the player returns to the Trash Area, they will find Addisons crowded around the area where what used to be Spamton's shop is found near. They reminisce on Spamton's past, with one blue Addison in particular shedding some light on the force that helped Spamton. The Addison says that they went to Spamton's room the day he was to be evicted from Queen's Mansion, but he wasn't there. The phone was left off the handle, and when the Addison tried to listen in, there was nothing but "garbage noise". This is the same dialogue we are told whenever Kris tries to call on their cell phone in the Dark World; The noise that plays whenever the player uses the phone is also the same noise that plays during the infamous "Entry Number 17" from Undertale.

If the player returns to Swatch and asks him about the Basement Robot, he will explain that he helped a Lightner create it, but it was thrown away as nothing ever happened to it. Swatch comments about how Spamton thought he can use the NEO body to fulfil his desires, but laments his fate, calling him a valued customer.

Weird Route[]

“	WHAT!? YOU'RE CALLING FRIENDS!? YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME WITH YOUR FRIENDS' [Magic]!? GO AHEAD, [Kid]... CALL ALL YOU WANT! NO ONE WILL EVER PICK UP. GO AHEAD AND [Scream] INTO THE [Receiver]. THE [Voice] RUNS OUT EVENTUALLY. YOUR [Voice] THEIR [Voice]. UNTIL YOU REALIZE YOU ARE ALL ALONE. THERE WILL BE NO MORE [Miracles] NO MORE [Magic]. YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR.... ... YOU LOST IT... YOU MAKE ME [Sick]! MUTTERING YOUR [Lost Friends] NAMES AT THE BOTTOM OF A [Dumpster]! NO ONE'S GONNA HELP YOU!!! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR [Beautiful Head], YOU LITTLE [Worm]!	„
	~ Spamton NEO mocking Kris' attempts at calling for help.

Kris first encounters Spamton in a dumpster exclusive to the Weird Route. He calls Kris a "weakling" and tells them to come back when they are stronger, informing them of how many enemies they need to kill. After returning to Spamton, he offers to sell Kris a "Ring of Thorns" for 1997 Kromer. The ring is a necessary item to continue the SnowGrave Route. It is given to Noelle so that she can cast the SnowGrave spell that presumably kills Berdly, but it greatly damages her in the process.

Upon reaching Queen's Mansion, the player is informed that Spamton has taken over. If Kris attempts to enter the basement, Spamton will refuse entry, as he is transforming. The paintings in the Mansion have been changed to look like Spamton, and Pipis eggs have been scattered around in place of the normal obstacles.

When Kris reaches the Dark Fountain, Spamton confronts them before they can seal it. He fights Kris while in his NEO form, alone and with extra damage. As he nears death, Spamton NEO will grow weaker in strength, but stronger in defense, taunting Kris as they try to call for help. When the player calls for Noelle, he laughs at them for still trying to manipulate her. He then stops and comments on how the room is getting colder, and is then swiftly killed by Noelle's magic.

Chapter 3: Late Night[]

If Spamton NEO was defeated on the Normal Route, he will make a short appearance in this chapter wherein he realises that Tenna secretly kept a Pipis he gifted him all those years back, emerging from Kris's pocket in joy that his former friend really did care about him. Tenna, however, doesn't recognise him and after freaking out for a while, "defends" the Pipis from Spamton by spraying him with foam before leaving. When Kris and the party return, a dejected Spamton tells them that he's "NEVER [Doing that] AGAIN" and returns to Kris's pocket as whatever item he previously was.

$pamton Sweepstakes![]

Spamton is the mascot of the charity event.

Prizes[]

There are several prizes to win, including:

Fangamer Gift Cards - Self-explanatory.
Shirtwear 1.04s Spamton Update Patch - Four official Deltarune shirts, but every character has Spamton's face slapped onto them.
Spamton's Old Socks - A pair of socks that resembles Spamton, described by the man himself to be his own old socks.
Spamton Toilet Paper - Toilet paper, but with a piece of Spamton's dialogue slapped onto it.
Worm from the String - A "worm-on-a-string" that resembles Spamton, described by the salesman to be a loving creature that was "painfully modified" and will infest your house, crops, and heart.
Championship Belt - A belt with a face of Spamton doing the "Pogchamp" emote on it. According to Spamton, it will make people want to beat up the wearer of the belt, just like how he was abused beforehand. Comically, he also describes a belt as "BASICALLY A [ring] FOR YOUR [ass]".
Spamton After Not Surviving - A jar with sand and two balls, meant to resemble Spamton's glasses, in it. Described by Spamton to be his own corpse, its name is a reference to the infamous "Steven After Not Surviving" meme, which claims Sans is an undead Steven Universe.
Cungadero Crossing Sign - A crossing sign for Spamton's most successful car, actually a car sticker. Spamton claims that, after putting it on, you have the legal right to run over anyone who won't let you cross.
Cookie of Boy - A Lancer-shaped cookie.
"Fur-Thentic" Cardboard Box - A recreation of the box Noelle wears during Chapter 2.
Spamkey Candle "Spamton" Scented Candle - A candle with an unknown smell. The actual smell is "MY ASS", as seen on the jar, and the Spamton Q&A makes it clear the scent is Spamton's rear end specifically.
Banana - A banana in a glass casing.
Ralsei Nurse Costume for Plush - A nurse costume for the official Ralsei plush.
"Your Best [$#&*]" Heart Locket - A heart locket with a picture of Spamton inside.
Spamton 'Mr. And Mrs. And' Throuple Cutting Board - A cutting board with the text "Mr + Mrs.... & Spamton" on it. According to the man himself, it will save your marriage by threatening to make Spamton join the relationship if your partner doesn't cook more.
Pipis Bath Rug - A bath rug that looks like a Pipis.
Embroidered Bathrobe and Slippers - Bathrobe and slippers with Spamton's face on them. Additionally, the description implies Spamton was pushed into the acid pool in Queen's mansion by someone he described as an "ungrateful swine".
Fungible Token - An NFT parody that is a poster with Spamton's face plastered onto everyone but Kris'.
Ask Spamton Live Q&A - A Q&A with Spamton himself. Described below.
Pipis Big Shot Fantasyship Ring - A football ring with an unspecified victory of 19-97.
Engraved Wristwatch - A wristwatch with Noelle Holiday's name on it.
Spamton 3-D Celebrity Photo Cube - A "[3D Photo Motivational Glass Cube]" of Spamton and Benjamin Franklin, attributing one of the latter's quotes to both of them. Apparently, the real Spamton is trapped in it.
Hot Mamas In Your Area Real Wine Glass 100% - A green wine glass similar to the one Queen has, encased in glass.
Skeleton Snow Globe - A snow globe with a skeleton inside. The photo of the snow globe is blurred out because someone is going to kill Spamton. While the skeleton in question comes from The Nightmare Before Christmas, it's never directly specified to trick the fans into thinking the skeleton is either Sans or Papyrus.
Every Single Piece of Deltarune Merch You Can Buy - Every standardly released piece of Deltarune merch that existed before the Sweepstakes.
Spamton Engraved Wedding Ring - A wedding ring with Spamton's name on it.
Spamton Body Pillow - Self-explanatory. Something that's been pointed out by Spamton himself, as well as the livestream (see below), is that the salesman's behind is massive which, according to the man himself, is/was one of the main reasons for his fame.
Spamton's Fate - See below.

Auction[]

There is an auction for two items.

Giant Golden Berdly Statue - A 14" tall recreation of the Berdly statue from Chapter 2.
The Mona Spamton - A recreation of the Spamton paintings found in Queen's Mansion in the SnowGrave Route, created with actual oil on canvas.

Q&A[]

A Q&A with the salesman himself. Among several minor questions, important things to note include:

Spamton's favorite food is Pipis.
Spamton is aware of Noelle's missing sister, Dess.
The Addisons no longer register on Spamton's radar and he thinks they never cared about him in the first place.
Despite talking about it in Chapter 2, Spamton doesn't know about the Knight, implying he's either lying or had his memory wiped.
Swatch apparently stole Spamton's look, or rather, he stole back what Spamton stole from him, implying Spamton really was the original thief. He also thinks Swatch never cared about him. This is also the first time Swatch is referred to with any pronouns due to no one talking about him in the game proper.
Spamton looks like that as a consequence of becoming a big shot.
Anyone who tries to make Fried Pipis is a "freak of nature".
Spamton is aware of Jevil's existence, and despises him due to being all about games while he's actually doing something in his life. Shockingly, their relationship might have been deeper than we thought, given how Spamton talks about how he "[Cheated] [(theoretically)]" and referencing a copypasta relating to divorce, although the cheating in question might be about cheating while playing games.
He didn't even know what his Spamton EX form looked like when he tried to transform into it during the Neutral Route.
Only he can call Pipis eggs.
Noelle is not Spamton's mother, although she was the only one who read his e-mails.
Upon being asked about Mike, he angrily claimes the fans will learn nothing about him while asking if they are "ONE OF THAT [Cathode]'S CREW". Combining this with the other mentions of cathodes and Mike, it's likely that Tenna send his men after Mike, something Spamton is aware of.

Secrets[]

There are several secret pages hidden on the Sweepstakes website:

Ice-E - A report of Noelle seeing a box with Ice-E - the mascot of an in-universe restaurant - winking at her, which scared her and caused Dess, Kris and Kris' older brother Asriel to destroy and bury the box together.
- December - The Ice-E page has a link to what looks like a nonexistant page due to the HTTP 404 Not Found message. That said, the fact the text below always reads "Internet Explorer" no matter what browser you are on, as well as the fact nonexistant websites on the Deltarune websites lead to the room_dogcheck page, make it clear the page is intentionally blank.
  - Dess - The December page suggests trying a different link. If one would type in "dess" instead of "december", they would get sent to a page which contains a red guitar. Clicking on the guitar plays a guitar rendition of "Lost Girl", Noelle's theme. The song is called "FindHer" in the files, implying Dess is alive, but missing.
Secret - A guessing game with 16 doors. Five doors contain a Ralsei plush, a Pipis, a gumball machine, a fragment of Wikipedia's article on Superbad, and a link to the page below. The remaining doors are empty.
- Chair - A page which contains a chair. Clicking on the chair has it glitch out and obscures it in darkness while a "song" called "ocean" plays in the background. Clicking on the chair a few times too many results in a jumpscare of Spamton's eyes while laughter can be heard in the background. Noticeably, the text on the tab reads "But what if it could... get darker than dark?".
Secret Pipis - An empty page with a single Pipis which plays a gasping sound if clicked on.
Several pages of Noelle Holiday's in-universe blog:
- Code - Noelle commenting about how the page for the in-universe video game Dragon Blazers has added 26 new links.
- Comments - A conversation between Noelle, Berdly, and an unknown user called "sports" (assumed to be Jockington.)
- CatPetterz - Noelle talking about a raising sim called Cat Petterz 2 and the various game mods it has, as well as an error message that scared her when she was a kid.
  - Egg - Noelle describing how she once encountered a "SPECIAL" white egg while playing Cat Petterz 2 that could not be deleted, and how it left home "due to happiness" once she started treating it like any other pet in the game.
- Kris Dreemurr Kris - Noelle recalling the days when Kris visited her so they could play before playing the piano while alone, always stopping if watched.
- Blue Circle - Noelle recalling how, after clicking on various spam mail, she received a blue circle as a pet for Cat Petterz 2, and how it ruined her game by multiplying to the point she had to delete all her pets. As described above in the Backstory section, the blue circle was a Pipis that Spamton send to Noelle as a gift for reading his e-mails.
- The N3w3st G1rl G1rl - Noelle recalling an incident where Susie bullied Kris in an unusually cruel way, before running away after they said something unknown.
- IcePalace Glaceir - A softlock Noelle experienced while playing Dragon Blazers. She also mentions how she can find the door needed to leave the area, but it's locked.
Ramb - A screenshot of the "Green Room" Toby Fox teased during the Undertale anniversary, with relaxing music playing in the background. Clicking on the door on the very left will unlock the rest of the room.
- Weather - Clicking on the left door after the Green Room was already revealed will link to a screenshot of two, completely new weather-based characters that will appear in a future chapter. Clicking on them will reveal what seems to be their attack animations while the text "THE WEATHER ALWAYS STICKS TOGETHER" appears.
- Changing Room - A curtain that, if clicked on, reveals a new enemy from Chapter 3 called Shadowman. It also has a small chance of revealing Lancer.
  - Shadowmen - Clicking on the Shadowman reveals a gameplay teaser of Chapter 3, showing Kris, Susie and Ralsei battling two Shadowmen.
  - Lancer - Clicking on Lancer links to his page, where if the Lancer sprite is clicked, numerous versions of Lancer appear on-screen while the text "HO HO HO!!! YOU JUST GOT LANCERED!!!" appears.
- TV - An image of the TV from Toriel's house that came to life when Kris created a Dark Fountain at the end of Chapter 2, presumably Tenna.
Sighting - Two black-and-white images of the official Spamton plush on a toilet while the ominous track "Digital Roots" plays.
BlueBubble.Rodeo - An image of Kris and Susie in cowboy outfits.
Dog - An empty photo frame that, if clicked on, reveals the Annoying Dog ranked as "BEST INU".
Blink - Susie laying down with her eyes closed. If clicked on, her eyes open/
Man - An image of the tree that, in the original Deltarune, hides a man who gives Kris an egg if interacted with. Clicking right above the tree links to the Egg website from Noelle's blog.
D-A-M-N-Y-O-U-T-E-N-N-A - An image of Toriel's TV crossed out while Spamton rants about getting revenge on everyone except Mike - whose name is hidden - and how everything is Tenna's fault. Clicking on the TV changes the website to static as white noise plays, with the text "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE!!" hidden in the static. The page also hides two buttons; one links to the Ramb site, while the other changes the page to what seems to be a glacier in the ocean, with the black rectangle linking to the IcePalace blog from Noelle.

Spamton's Fate[]

The final prize is Spamton's Fate. A mysterious entity asks why should Spamton get all the attention as he wasn't better than "any of us". The voice gives the audience a choice, as you can donate to either free Spamton and let him live a happy life, or to silence him once and for all so someone else could get the spotlight. Despite Toby Fox himself as well as the Fangamer crew donating in the thousands to silence the salesman, it was ultimately decided that Spamton would be freed.

It's unknown who the entity is. While their jealousy of Spamton, the fact they're part of a group and slight remorse over their actions imply they might be an Addison, wanting to "silence" him also seems to cruel for any of them. It's also possible that, due to their mention of a "spotlight", they might come from the Chapter 3 Dark World, which is centered around television. Ultimately, we don't have a clean answer and we probably won't get one until the full game comes out.

Spamton Value Network[]

NOTE: As confirmed by Toby Fox, everything depicted in the live stream is completely non-canon.

In a live-action stream, two men in poor quality Spamton cosplays, called Spamton A. Spamton and Spamton B. Spamton, announce the winners of the prizes that could have been gained during the charity event, with there being several breaks in-between the prizes, mostly consisting of borderline-nonsense and cutaway gags centered about Spamton and Spamton-related products. After the winners are announced, the Fangamer crew intervenes to reveal the stream has been hijacked and that the authorities have been called to deal with the hijackers. As the FBI (Fangamer Bureau of Investigation) shuts down the stream, Spamton A. reveals himself to be an actor hired by Spamton G., and escapes through the sewers before reaching a phone to call the real Spamton. Before he can, however, a mysterious entity catches and kills him. Spamton B.'s fate remains unknown.

According to Toby, this was the "normal" ending for the livestream, and viewers would have gotten a different ending if Spamton was silenced and not freed, which was described by Toby to be worse than the Freedom one.

Spamton Love Network[]

In this video of questionable canonicity, Spamton A. Spamton reappears, having apparently survived and has now rebranded himself as Spamton V. Spamton. After attempting to walk up on stage numerous times, Spamton V. presents himself as the host of the channel meant to celebrate Valentine's Day, with Spamton B. also appearing to much less enthusiastic applause. After Spamton B. glitches out, revealing his motion capture actor, Spamton V. continues hosting the show on his own, presenting a basket of assorted goodies meant to celebrate the occasion. Spamton B. reappears on a plate of pasta, causing much confusion which causes the channel to go off air temporarily.

Spamton V. reappears next to a well-stocked table of Spamton-related goods, awaiting his date only for Spamton B. to abruptly arrive and shove a giant lipstick onto the table before storming off. Spamton V. applies the lipstick and is surprised when his date is revealed to be a cardboard cutout of Spamton, who he kisses. As the show ends, Spamton V. asks his boss what to do before a counter of kisses appears, causing him to kiss the cutout 49 more times, briefly interjected by recruitment ads to Spamton's kiss stall. Spamton V. finally appears exhausted at the final kiss as the cutout is removed. The video showcases an error message before Spamton's face briefly appears, laughing before the video ends.