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Stan Bittleman is the main antagonist of the 2002 film Like Mike. He is the owner of the orphanage in which Calvin Cambridge seeks to be adopted.
He is portrayed by Crispin Glover.
Bittleman runs an orphanage of youths in Los Angeles, California. When the kids are watching TV, he turns it off and tells them they are going to go to Staples Center later that night and sell chocolate bars to incoming game attendees who are watching the Los Angeles Knights play. One of the orphans, Calvin Cambridge, hopes to go see a Knights game one day.
Bittleman learns about the team's coach and manager wanting to sign Calvin for a one day contract and play for the Knights. He overhears the talk about making money and is curious as to how much.