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| “ | Honestly, Hitler wasn't even that bad a guy | „ |
| ~ Stannis 'the Mannis' Baratheon to BenJEWmin NetanyaJEW |
| “ | ayy lmao | „ |
| ~ Stannis to Melisandre, having had her use her powers to hotbox Dragonstone |
Stannis Baratheon is the one true king of Westeros, and anyone who disagrees is a danyfag and probably a cuckold too.
BADASS ACTIONS
- Stannis once went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac - he got one.
- Stannis doesn't need to cut his grass - he once cut it and dared it to grow back. As of 05/07/2015, the grass has not dared to grow back yet.
- He is his own father, as well as his own granddaughter.
- Stannis was once bitten by a cobra, and after 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
- Stannis is renowned for being able to eat his soup with a fork - a feat not achieved since the days of Ysgramor.
- Burned his enemies with his sick rhymes, beats and mixtape (available for download at www.soundcloud.com/stannisthemannis)
- Stannis has already been to Mars. This is why there are no signs of life.
- Stannis is suing NBC as 'Law and Order' are the trademarked names of his right and left fists, respectively.