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Stevie McShortstuff, also known as Stevie McBusinessman, is an antagonist in the Cyanide and Happiness shorts.

Despite his diminutive stature, Stevie is an extremely powerful and dangerous being, possessing telekinetic powers enabling him to kill anyone he wishes instantly. As a result, everyone lives in fear of him, allowing him to express tyrannical domination over everyone in his life.

Personality[]

Stevie never speaks, instead letting his destructive power do all the talking for him. He is extremely sensitive about his height, as should he feel that anyone has mocked his stature be it intentionally or unintentionally, Stevie will brutally murder them on the spot, either by instantly obliterating them or slowly crushing them to death with his psychic powers. As a result, everyone is terrified of him and openly and excessively treat him with kindness and praise out of fear of what he might do to them if they don't. He uses this fear to insert himself into positions of power and reign over others as an unforgiving tyrant.

Despite this, however, he may not be entirely heartless. He appears to have standards against harming children as he spared a child who referred to him as "really short". He also respected one of his employees, Bob, for having the courage to stand up to him and revealing that Stevie's employees had been lying to him about the company's success, and, despite Bob insulting his stature and intelligence, spared him and promoted him to CEO of his company (though he would then murder him shortly after when Bob wondered if his new position meant getting a raise).

Powers & Abilities[]

  • Telekinesis
  • Levitation
  • Reality Warping

See Also[]

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