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| “ | I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet so I ripped her in half like a phone book. | „ |
| ~ Superman |
Clark Kent, better known as Superman, is an antagonist in Family Guy, wherein he's been portrayed as a misogynistic, perverted scumbag who uses his x-ray vision to look at women naked, inadvertently giving them cancer.
He was previous voiced by Patrick Warburton in "Holy Crap" and Seth McFarlane in "Stewie Griffin: the Untold Story" and "Blind Ambition."
He is currently voiced by John Veiner in all of his speaking appearances after that.
Biography[]
In "A Hero Sits Next Door," Superman plays strip poker with the other superheroes and they make Wonder Woman take her top off so they can look her breasts, even though she is clearly uncomfortable with it.
In "Holy Crap," Peter dies and goes to Hell, where he sees Adolf Hitler, Al Capone, John Wilkes Booth, and Superman. When asked why he is down there, Superman says that he was with a hooker who made a joke about him finishing faster than a speeding bullet and out of anger, he "ripped her in half like a phonebook."
In "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story," Superman hits on Wonder Woman, despite "Clark Kent" dating Lois Lane, making him an adulterer.
In "Padre de Familia," Superman, in the form of Clark Kent, gets ready for his date with Lois Lane. When Lois Lane comes out, he uses his x-ray vision to look at her naked but ends up looking inside of her body, where he sees a developing fetus in her belly. Not wanting to deal with this, Clark Kent dumped Lois Lane abruptly and fled.
In "The Most Interesting Man in the World," Superman had apparently been using his x-ray vision on women to see them naked so much that he gave them breast cancer. Three women are sitting around the work place, when Clark Kent comes in and asks what the problem is. He pretends not to know what could have caused it, but also makes it clear to the audience that this has happened to every woman he's ever known.
In "Peter's Sister," it's shown that Superman has a history of having sex with women to death by using his superpowers when thrusting into them. Superman stands with some cops as they observed the corpse of a naked woman with her head blown off in bed and Superman withholds evidence by not telling them what happened, even though he knows for a fact that he was wholly responsible. Another cop brings up that this mysterious case had also happened to three men in a public bathroom, revealing that Superman is bisexual. Still not wanting to admit to anything, Superman simply deems the case "unsolvable."
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Trivia[]
- In "Peter's Sister", it was revealed that Superman had sex with three men in a public bathroom, proving that in the lore of Family Guy, Superman is bisexual.
