  |
This article's content is marked as Mature The page contains mature content that may include coarse language, sexual references, and/or graphic violent images which may be disturbing to some. Mature pages are recommended for those who are 18 years of age and older. If you are 18 years or older or are comfortable with graphic material, you are free to view this page. Otherwise, you should close this page and view another page. |
| “ | We reclaim this holy land, in the name of Allah! Prepare to die, infidels! | „ |
| ~ A terrorist after blowing three priests up. |
| “ | Infidel! I crash a plane into your mother! | „ |
| ~ A terrorist threating to crash a plane to a person. |
The Taliban, known as Al Qaeda in Postal III and better known as the Terrorists are major antagonists in the Postal series, serving as major antagonists in POSTAL 2 and POSTAL 2: Apocalypse Weekend, supporting antagonists in Postal III, major protagonists-turned-major antagonists in POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost and some of the main antagonists of the Postal film. They are a group of Islamists led by Osama Bin Laden.
They are voiced by Joe Cernigalia and Ryan Mckenzie.
History[]
POSTAL 2[]
On Tuesday, after the Postal Dude confessed the sins in the church, the terrorists assaulted the church, declaring war on infidels, the other priests come up to fight and Postal fights them off till he left the church. The next day, it is revealed that the church has been turned into a mosque, when Postal goes to cemetery to piss his dad's grave. Also, the terrorists begin to dig some coffins out of the cemetery. The sign outside of the Church reading "Our Lady of Insatiable Avarice" has been turned into "Our Lady of Insatiable FIDEL Avarice."
When Postal Dude enters Lucky Ganesh, there are terrorists, in which it turns out to be one of their headquarters.
[]
The terrorists are revealed to have taken control of the Obligatory Sewer Complex, which is the only way to reach Tora Bora where the terrorists seem to have their main headquarters. At the very end of Tora Bora, a group of elite terrorists appear carrying the most powerful weapons including the WMD and the Mini Nuke Launcher.
POSTAL 2: Apocalypse Weekend[]
At the training camp, the Postal Dude, instructed by Vince Desi to make some marketing strategy so that the media would say RWS's competition is toasted, fights the terrorists off to search the thermo-nuclear warhead but it is not there. During this time, the National Guard arrives and starts bombing the place, arrests the Postal Dude (mistaking him for a terrorist) and several terrorists and takes them to the military base. The Postal Dude proceeds to place his terrorist cellmate on fire to activate the fire alarm and open his cell to escape the base.
One of the elite terrorists is later seen in Lower Paradise leading a meeting that is attended by other terrorists, vegetarians, civilians and Gary Coleman. All of them fights against Dude alongside zombies and military.
POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost[]
11 years after the events of POSTAL 2, Bin Laden and the terrorists have started smoking marijuana and as a result have renounced their violent ways and become a peace-loving organization, dressing in multi-color, tie-dyed "hippie" versions of their original outfits.
On Thursday, terrorists rescue P.D. when he collapses after escaping from the ColeMine, and help him on Friday by building him an IED so he can destroy the seal on the Hell Hole and rescue his dog, Champ. In exchange, the terrorists request the Postal Dude to prune the herbs of the Medicinal Herb Farm with the aid of Uncle Dave.
At the end of Friday, after receiving the IED from them, the Postal Dude ruins their relationship by reminding them they were promised 72 virgins for slaying infidels. Remembering this, Osama and the terrorists renounce their peaceful ways and chase the Postal Dude out of their base.
Postal III[]
If the Postal Dude chooses to go on The Insane Path, then they will have a mission where Osama will tell the Dude to deliver a box containing Krotchy dolls to Krotchy in the mall.
Postal Film[]
In the filming they certainly occupy an important place. At the very beginning, two of them are being kidnapped by a plane that breaks into the World Trade Center tower. Osama is coming up with a new plan. He intends to lead to an outbreak of bird flu in the town of Paradise. The perfect carriers are the dolls from the Krotchy series, in which the vials with the virus should be placed. They go to a party where toys are to be sold for the first time. The same idea came from Dave - Uncle Buster - who needed them to sell at an inflated price and pay off debts. A shooting takes place, resulting in the loss of many innocent people. The Taliban decide to hunt down fugitives and take away their "property". Eventually, after many vicissitudes and subsequent shootings, almost all terrorists die. The final scene shows Osama in the company of his best friend George W. Bush, only to be hit by several missiles (though it's unknown whether or not they actually died).
External Links[]
- The Terrorists on the Postal Wiki
- Al Qaeda on the Postal Wiki
[]
 Villains
| ||
|
Zombies Terrorists Uncle Dave's Cult Bullfish Interactive Demons PU Games Paradise Police Force Other | ||