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The Bitch is the main antagonist of Running with Scissors' POSTAL franchise.
She was portrayed by Jodie Stewart in the film version.
Biography[]
POSTAL 2[]
The Bitch lives with the Postal Dude and Champ in a camping trailer in Paradise, Arizona in Home area. Her relationship with him is rather bad, as she cheats on him, and argues with him every day and additionally forces him to do errands for her from simplistic ones like buying Milk to the difficult ones like buying a Krotchy Doll. At the end of POSTAL 2 on Friday, frustrated that he forgot to buy her Rocky Road, she gets in another argument with him, but the Postal Dude shoots himself in the head to avoid listening to her.
POSTAL 2: Apocalypse Weekend[]
When the Postal Dude has been admitted to the hospital on Saturday, she writes him a hate card saying that she moves to live with her mother.
POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost[]
The Bitch returns in POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost. After the events of Postal 2, she has dropped her weight and is about to marry Mike J. She appears at the end of Wednesday when her and Mike's marriage is supposed to take place. However, when she hears the voice of a Dude at the wedding, she gets mad and decides to deal with him once and for all, attacking her ex-husband. The Postal Dude must either kill or fatten her by using four large wedding cakes. If she is killed, Mike will revive her with his "life giving man milk", making her fat again at which point Dude remarks now he "recognizes her".
She later appears on Friday, when she appears alongside Mike J at the Hell Hole where she gets into a conflict with the Dude after she tries to take his dog Champ from him. After several more battles, she transforms into a giant demon which serves as the penultimate final boss in Paradise Lost. Once she is defeated once more, she berates the Dude about their life together, how he was a terrible husband, and how he never remembered her Rocky Road. The Bitch is then destroyed once and for all by the leftover IED thrown by the Dude. Alternatively, if Dude has zero kills, she has a change of heart and begs him for his forgiveness, but Dude doesn't give a damn, so she smashes the Hell Hole out of despair.
Postal (Film)[]
In film it is revealed that she never leaves trailer because she is fat. She cheats on the Postal Dude with some neighbor, and two policemen named Officer John and Officer Greg. Later, the Bitch and her lovers are blown up by tje Postal Dude.
Trivia[]
- Since the Postal Dude's name is literally "The Postal Dude", it's possible that the Bitch took his last name when they married, but this is unconfirmed either way.
External Links[]
- The Bitch on the Postal Wiki
- The Bitch's film version on the Postal Wiki
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