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| “ | Lemme ask you, DL, is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? Well if you ask me, he needs to take a shower and hire someone to do the manual labour for him. Listen, DL, you wanna know how I got to the top? I earned it through hard work! I got up early in the morning and murdered baby seals with an oil tanker every day! That made me rich... somehow. | „ |
| ~ The CEO explains how he became so successful. |
Cheap McFatcat, better known as the CEO of MEGACORP is a major antagonist in Terrible Writing Advice.
He is the greedy chief executive officer of MEGACORP, seeking the sponsor in order to multiply his wealth.
He is voiced by J.P. Beaubien.
Biography[]
When he was young, the CEO spent his days murdering baby seals with an oil tanker, which (somehow) eventually lead to him becoming rich and the founding of MEGACORP. At some point, he cloned Karl Marx for the sole purpose of shooting him. He got married, but eventually had his wife killed. He ultimately managed to buy Congress, allowing for his company to have a hand in the government.
He steals the sponsor from the Ancient Conspiracy by hacking Conspiracy Guy's email in 'Spies,' doubling the hacker's pay before having him shot with a cheap bullet to avoid wasting money in 'Megacorporations.' The Dark Lord teleports into his office, seeking to reclaim the sponsor that had been stolen from him. The CEO lectures him on how he got rich and what he's been able to do as a result, telling him that the sponsor's are something that neither he nor anyone else in the Terrible Writing Advice Expanded Universe truly understand. He tells the Dark Lord they are going to have to 'let him go,' to which the Dark Lord objects, threatening to send forth his legions. However, the CEO had it sold to a developer in order for it to become a fantasy-themed golf course. He then has the sponsor destroyed.
In 'Characterization,' he tortures the Dark Lord, by chaining him to a vault and forcing him to watch My Little Pony in order to break his spirit before The Cthulhu Cult start knocking on his door. He tries to send them away, but they reveal they too have a sponsor. He attempts to have security take them out so he can destroy their sponsor, only for Conspiracy Guy to appear via hologram and tell him that he has dealt with security, warning the CEO to prepare for his overcomplicated and highly elaborate revenge. The CEO just mocks him, telling him that he can't turn 'fossils like [them]' into fuel,' mocking the Conspiracy's need to pawn off ancient relics to stay afloat. He then reveals he liquidated, only to realize the hacker had made a secret second copy of it, prompting Conspiracy Guy to leave. The CEO marshals his PMC, planning to head the Conspiracy off. The Cthulhu Cult's leader asks if they can go too, to which he asks how much money Cthulhu has.
Trivia[]
- His real name, according to a character profile in a sponsored segment of one of the videos, is apparently "Cheap McFatcat."
- He owns a fat white cat.
- In this universe, the cable channel, Discovery Channel, is owned by him.