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| “ | Chris: Jesus titty-f***ing Christ. I could've sworn she was telling the truth. Gary: That's why they call it acting. Come on, we gotta find Lisa. Chris [not moving]: I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. [Gary stops and listens] I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees. Gary: That's why you don't trust actors. Chris: I'm sorry I've been so hard on you. If there's still a world left when this is all over, I'd like to buy you a beer. Gary: Come on, let's go. We're running out of time. |
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| ~ Chris Roth telling his tragic backstory on why he hates actors after being sexually assaulted by the cast of Cats when he was nineteen years old. |
The Cast of Cats are minor antagonists in the 2004 comedy film Team America: World Police.
They were the fictionalized cast of the hit musical Cats, One day, when Chris Roth was 19 years old, he want to see Cats when he was a teenager and he was really excited to see it. After the show, Chris was invited to meet the stars, but the stars were drunk, and Chris was raped by the actors (including Rumpus Cat, Macavity, Rumpleteazer and Mr. Mistoffelees). This tragic event and homosexual sexual assault causes Chris to have a deep hatred to all actors (including to Gary, who he insults often throughout the film).
History[]
when Cats was playing in New York, Chris Roth, was only nineteen when he was invited to see the musical after buying tickets and was so excited to see it since he adore it so much. One day, After "Cats" was finished. The cast then got drunk happily, laughing and pooping everywhere backstage at their green room. Just then Chris was invited by one of its backstage agents to meet the stars since he loved it. But when he got in their backstage green room. The actors got completely drunk and their was poop everywhere on the wall which completely distributed Chris, Chris tried to escape but one of its actors slams the door just before he can escape then Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling his legs twice, he tried to call for help and call 911 but Rumpleteazer held him down and then was sexually assaulted by Mr. Mistoffelees' actor, causing him screaming in pain. After this tragic and traumatized event, It causes Chris to have a deep hatred towards actors.
During one of its scenes just as the main protagonists reach Egypt, Chris replies "What if the old man is wrong about him, huh?, What if he's not the great actor Spottswoode says he is?", Joe asks him why doesn't he like actors so much, He replies "I got my reasons.", Later on in the film during the film's climax, When they encounter Susan Sarandon in North Korea being tied up, Susan lies to them and uses her acting to persuade them that the F.A.G. tied her up because she wouldn't go along with their plan. She offers help and claims she'll show them to the theater to stop Kim Jong-il. Chris believes her but Gary sees through her lies since she acting since Gary a actor himself and shoots her dead when she breaks free to try and kill them. After killing her off, Chris finally reveals his tragic reasons for distrusting Gary, and apologizes for being so hard on him, saying after the events are over that he would like to buy him a beer. The two of them then head towards the theater.