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Hole in one, motherf-ckers!
~ The Champion, after he poops into the golf hole.

The Champion is the titular protagonist of a 1999 audio sketch by Adam Sandler. He was a 17-time golf champion and became a drunken golfer who attacked his colleagues.

He was voiced by Blake Clark.

History[]

The Champion was known for winning 17 golf championships that result in over $6 million in prize money. For the final round of the Enberary Classic, the Champion gets distracted by a car horn that resulted in him getting upset and angry over the distraction. He refused to let go of it and drank plenty of alcohol from a silver container. He then attacked his best friend and caddy of 25 years, Mr. Skipper Jenkins. He verbally abused Jenkins as a "blue-eyed motherfucker" before getting upset over the fact that he hurt his friend's feelings. He runs towards the officers and gets shot. He is deceased at the age of 39.

Personality[]

The Champion is a perfectionist for golf but gets disoriented when distractions happen during the game. He also has impulses on removing his fecal matter in the middle of a golf game, which he eventually did at the golf hole.

Trivia[]

  • The Champion was voiced by Blake Clark, who is known for voicing Slinky from the Toy Story franchise.
  • The Champion's final match and last moments of life take place on Sunday May 7, 2:42 PM.

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