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“ | The nighttime is the right time! | „ |
~ The Cult's chant. |
The Cult are the titular antagonists of a 1996 audio sketch by Adam Sandler.
History[]
Foundation[]
The Cult was founded by Russell, who believed in the sun hurting both humanity and their demonic deity known as The Beast.
Joining the Cult[]
A man who wanted to join the Cult offered his friend to be a part of it while playing basketball. The first man admitted to joining the cult for seeing a woman who attended the cult.
3 Weeks Later[]
The second man killed his own father to finally join the cult during the three weeks.
Beliefs[]
The Cult has a high belief that the sun is the weapon that will destroy them and the Beast. The members prefer to operate at night, as a result.
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Trivia[]
- Members of the Cult would get free haircuts, food and clothes upon joining.