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| “ | ...the eggbert's taking meth hits... | „ |
| ~ Alfred's only verbal acknowledgement of the Eggberts specifically. |
| “ | Hey-hey mama, gon' make you move. Gon' make you sweat, gon' make you groove. | „ |
| ~ The Eggberts singing "Black Dog" by Led Zeppelin to Alfred while they rape him. |
The Eggberts are recurring characters in the Alfred Alfer Newgrounds animations by Emily Youcis.
They are a horny collective of cartoonish egg-shaped humanoids who like to dance, play with candy-cane dildos and do meth, and are a few among many of Alfred the Dog's imaginary Playhouse Friends. A few times throughout their appearances they serve as apparitions of Alfred's sexual trauma, as shown when they attempt to molest him and get off to him self-harming.
Appearance[]
The Eggberts (as their names suggest) are depicted as small white egg-shaped creatures with cartoonish eyes and mouths, orange hair, and are wearing green suits and hats. They're most often depicted holding candy-cane dildos and crackpipes. During the rape sequence in Alfred's Playhouse Part 3, they're depicted with black hair on their heads, chests and genital areas, wearing more perverted faces and black, more sexually perverse and revealing versions of their usual outfits.
Roles[]
Throughout the Alfred videos, the Eggberts are shown filling numerous roles and doing numerous activities. These include:
- In Alfred's Playhouse, Part 1, the Eggberts are shown doing meth during the theme song.
- In Alfred's Playhouse, Part 2, the Eggberts play with dildos and sodomise each other while Alfred cuts himself. Afterwards they're shown taking a break and smoking more crack.
- In Alfred's Playhouse, Part 3, the Eggberts tuck Alfred into bed lovingly before donning overalls and slingshot bikinis and attempting to molest Alfred. Later, after Dictator Pickles convinces Alfred to give him his body, the Eggberts, alongside the Littles, Stalin and several other Playhouse Friends are shown descending upon Alfred, representing Alfred's descent into the depths of his mind.
- In Return to the Playhouse, the Eggberts are seen still smoking meth and playing with dildos.
- In Schoolgirl Alfred in: I Remember You, the Eggberts are seen doing an updated rendition of the dance they did in APH2. Afterwards, another Eggbert dressed as an angel can be seen hanging from the ceiling getting ready to hand Alfred a beverage.
- In Ascent of Alfred, the Eggberts are featured alongside the onslaught of the soulless nazi dog whistles.
Trivia[]
- In Alfred's StoryofChristmas, an Eggbert resembling the Led Zeppelin Eggbert during the APH3 rape sequence can be see dancing in the background at the afterparty of Baby Jesus' birth. This is the only instance of an Eggbert being shown before the Alfred's Playhouse trilogy.
